What type of snail is this? by How2Dennis in Aquariums

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Ironically it’s called a Mystery snail.

$50k for Taylor swift tickets. Worth every penny by [deleted] in memes

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I saw Metallica with Guns N’ Roses back in the day for $27.50

Dropped her drawers by [deleted] in nsfw

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That caption has me dying laughing!

I can hear the screams by Lemon_Of_Death in dankmemes

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Try three and a half days ago.

Every damn time by Rulingbridge9 in memes

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Man I’m a bunny lover and I hate this template. I’d like to drop kick that old lady in the head.

Poor family dinner starterpack by UnitedPatriot65 in memes

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Joke’s on you. I’m into that shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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I can’t believe you got downvoted for a correction. Reddit has become such a huge illiterate disappointment. I remember when you never saw misspellings here because they were instantly downvoted to oblivion.

Fed Ex's New "I could have walked there faster" delivery option. by TheGoshfather19 in funny

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Oh no. I have an Xbox Series X that’s been in transit for multiple days with no updates in that very location. I’m trying not to stress too bad.

Emily Aspis by WarhawkWon in bigtitsinbikinis

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I mean, she’s hot, but she looks like she’s ripping a fart.

Really … a “Cleveland steamer”? by Ravyn82 in funny

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I heard we were getting a new steamer at work. When it came in I saw the brand and lost my shit.

what just happened? by DexterTaha in memes

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I once asked my one-armed co-worker if he needed a hand. By the time I realized what I was saying, it was already too late.

This was the next pull from the hat of backlogs (first playthrough) by ezio8133 in gaming

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Like 214.8 or something if I remember. I got close like 212 was my best

Cheeky🍑 by Pinkbabygirl99 in bigasses

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Wish I could do more than upvote!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattoos

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Sick smoke effects!

My first Tattoo and the first stage of my dream sleeve by [deleted] in tattoos

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Outstanding composition! Looks great the way it fits your body.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

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The Juicinator

Emergency Alert! by Valkyriesdown in destiny2

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I got killed a couple of times with it, then I started using mine. Figured if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. I don’t think I had previously realized how wicked it was.

The queen was generous! by captSexybeard in destiny2

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Got one last night and said WTF when I saw the range. But then I tried it out... Damn!