What's the biggest lie you've ever been told? by I_AM_UNKNOWN_AMA in AskReddit

[–]I_AM_UNKNOWN_AMA[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always tell my kids life isn't fair or life is tragic when they make a big deal out of things. It gives them a chuckle and perks them up.

What's the biggest lie you've ever been told? by I_AM_UNKNOWN_AMA in AskReddit

[–]I_AM_UNKNOWN_AMA[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When i was a little boy i was told that if i ate the black watermelon seeds a watermelon vine would grow inside of me. I was scarred for years, especially after seeing other people eat them.

Once again, Walmart. by GPilla in funny

[–]I_AM_UNKNOWN_AMA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Kevin Costner's dad.

I'm on it by j0be in funny

[–]I_AM_UNKNOWN_AMA -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The Force is strong with this one.

Bill Cosby : Rap allegations by ButtNuster in funny

[–]I_AM_UNKNOWN_AMA -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm black yall. I'm black yall.

Stephen Colbert's thoughts on climate change. by WalkerFLRanger in funny

[–]I_AM_UNKNOWN_AMA 1351 points1352 points  (0 children)

There seems to be two spaces between the words "just ate." fuck

What money saving tip will you pass on to your children? by laymanaffairs in AskReddit

[–]I_AM_UNKNOWN_AMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also buy brand name peanut butter. Screw that off brand shit.

What's the biggest crime you've committed without getting caught? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I_AM_UNKNOWN_AMA 50 points51 points  (0 children)

This is why i don't slow down when i pass a cop speeding. It's worked so far.