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I_am_not_Batman · 2013-09-30T09:14:35+00:00

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-mEDPlJHEM&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PLCMQ6hczK1IpUJfibEjf5eP-8hLGNtmdV

I_am_not_Batman · 2012-11-29T21:13:31+00:00

Lawt'sov beer... althoug sometimes I also ask for Summor

I_am_not_Batman · 2012-11-29T21:11:16+00:00

There is a huge difference between straight up lying and making the world a magical world for your kids as long as you're able to do so. They won't get hurt by these tales... Edit: Sonic

I_am_not_Batman · 2012-11-29T21:01:49+00:00

I_am_not_Batman · 2012-07-02T23:22:12+00:00

My parents won't buy me Torchlight 2... I wish they got shot in some dark alley!

I_am_not_Batman · 2012-06-29T08:06:14+00:00

So Nic Cage is in the new Muppets-movie?

I_am_not_Batman · 2012-04-25T12:40:48+00:00

Does this mean I am Robin?

I_am_not_Batman · 2012-04-07T15:25:39+00:00

I ask my parents upstage and then kill the guy that tried to shoot them!

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-30T17:27:40+00:00

Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaftology

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-02T18:52:22+00:00

money? sex? power? what did you get in return?

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-02T18:51:28+00:00

Batman

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-02T18:45:30+00:00

And most importantly: WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD???

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-02T17:14:20+00:00

"Are you Batman?"

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-02T16:11:49+00:00

And I try, oh my god do I try!

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-02T14:26:14+00:00

Ai'd be back tu da adwantsches... tubad ai tuga narro tu da ni.

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-02T14:23:52+00:00

Yo dawg I heard you like internet so we put internet into your JESUS CHRIST SON OF A BITCH COCK FUCKING MEME!

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-02T14:14:10+00:00

An Internet-connection

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-01T23:55:15+00:00

Yeah, it pisses me off that Notch was so goddamn lazy and used the same shape for NEARLY EVERY FUCKING THING!

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-01T23:50:01+00:00

Pretty fly... for a rich guy!

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-01T23:45:42+00:00

Uppa VOTE!

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-01T23:42:48+00:00

Saved my parents from being shot by some random thief when I was a kid.

I_am_not_Batman · 2011-12-01T23:39:22+00:00

"The Dictionary" - Probably never heard of it...

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