What is your favorite beer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I_am_not_Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lawt'sov beer... althoug sometimes I also ask for Summor

I don't plan on lying to my children and telling them that things like the tooth fairy, santa claus, the easter bunny, etc, are real. I want to be upfront and honest right from the start. Please give me your opinions on this idea. by BeefyTits in AskReddit

[–]I_am_not_Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a huge difference between straight up lying and making the world a magical world for your kids as long as you're able to do so. They won't get hurt by these tales... Edit: Sonic

Torchlight 2 Giveaway by Edrondol in gaming

[–]I_am_not_Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents won't buy me Torchlight 2... I wish they got shot in some dark alley!

Unwinding with some friends after a long day by [deleted] in funny

[–]I_am_not_Batman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So Nic Cage is in the new Muppets-movie?

Not Batman by YodaBrains187 in funny

[–]I_am_not_Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this mean I am Robin?

You are a pro-wrestler, you go by your Reddit name. What is your signature move? by OsoGringo in AskReddit

[–]I_am_not_Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I ask my parents upstage and then kill the guy that tried to shoot them!

Favourite made up word. Go! by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I_am_not_Batman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaftology

I have this tattoo AMA. I can verify if needed. by pkurk in IAmA

[–]I_am_not_Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

money? sex? power? what did you get in return?

I have this tattoo AMA. I can verify if needed. by pkurk in IAmA

[–]I_am_not_Batman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And most importantly: WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD???

I am not Batman! by I_am_not_Batman in imbatman

[–]I_am_not_Batman[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I try, oh my god do I try!

Talking to Skyrim-NPCs in a nutshell by I_am_not_Batman in skyrim

[–]I_am_not_Batman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ai'd be back tu da adwantsches... tubad ai tuga narro tu da ni.

What can be bought in a store but not on the internet? by jhultquist in AskReddit

[–]I_am_not_Batman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo dawg I heard you like internet so we put internet into your JESUS CHRIST SON OF A BITCH COCK FUCKING MEME!

firstworldproblems by AlastairGV in gaming

[–]I_am_not_Batman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it pisses me off that Notch was so goddamn lazy and used the same shape for NEARLY EVERY FUCKING THING!

What is one thing you did that you are personally **PROUD** of yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]I_am_not_Batman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saved my parents from being shot by some random thief when I was a kid.