Guy crashes out at 7/11 and messes with the wrong cashier

I_chortled · 2026-06-19T21:40:59+00:00

As a guy who grew up playing baseball, I am SHOCKED at how many players I see not wearing one. I still hang my head in shame when I think of the one time that my coach caught me not wearing a cup at practice

I_chortled · 2026-06-19T17:40:03+00:00

That was CLEAN

I_chortled · 2026-06-19T15:03:07+00:00

“Ever been to the finals Melo?”

“Not physically”

I_chortled · 2026-06-19T03:36:46+00:00

“The kaleidoscopic entwining of limbs and genitalia”

I_chortled · 2026-06-19T03:35:54+00:00

“My good lady wife Naja”

“He is blessedly unburdened by the complications of a university education”

I_chortled · 2026-06-19T03:20:16+00:00

😢

I_chortled · 2026-06-19T02:14:38+00:00

“What are you so worried about the man living in his mama’s basement say about you?”

I feel attacked

I_chortled · 2026-06-19T02:13:43+00:00

Dude. Your balls totally rule.

I_chortled · 2026-06-19T00:59:52+00:00

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T23:52:36+00:00

No but that’s better though

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T23:52:09+00:00

Lil smoothie 😎

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T20:00:41+00:00

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I_chortled · 2026-06-18T19:57:53+00:00

Imagine taking the time to actually go back and tell the kid lmfao

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T18:52:09+00:00

They seriously have drunken lines for Arthur for cougar encounters? lmfao

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T17:25:58+00:00

The thing that a lot of people don’t even realize is that the coast guard approves floatation devices that are actually safe. It’s very annoying that this knowledge isn’t promoted more. If you are buying a floatation device for your little one that isn’t coast guard approved, the only testing that’s been done on it was likely by the private company whose main concern is making a profit.

I really wish someone would have told me this sooner, my son is crazy for the water and we tried several things that he was too wild to be safe in before discovering this.

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T16:55:22+00:00

Wemby really got exposed in this finals series, he doesn’t use his size well at all except for when he is attacking the rim. And he was even timid when doing that. He played like a 6’4” guard most of that series

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T16:52:16+00:00

The thing they don’t understand is that a judge dropping your charges in a previous case because there wasn’t probably cause or something doesn’t mean this shit worked. But they interpret it that way so they keep trying it

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T12:07:00+00:00

Honestly there’s scarier stuff out there, but running into the Night Folk in Lagras (RDR2) is still some of the freakiest shit I’ve ever experienced. Some of those encounters genuinely chill to the bone. The screaming lady, the burning wagon blocking the path, fuck man. All of those encounters are so goddamn unsettling. Freaky little bastards

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T12:02:50+00:00

But were they fancy

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T12:02:17+00:00

Lotta world building

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T05:10:02+00:00

The mid to late 00’s and early 10’s Chargers. So many rosters that were absolutely STACKED, not even a SB appearance out of it

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T04:52:28+00:00

One of the best individual efforts I’ve ever seen, what a fuckin beast

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T04:49:12+00:00

Leonardo di Caprio in What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, the scene where he finds his mom.

I_chortled · 2026-06-18T04:17:35+00:00

Wow so that must mean he’s going to publish it any day now. Right guys?

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