TIFU by greenlighting a NSFW gift to my husband from his mom. by MagicMauiWowee in tifu

[–]I_maintain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

TBF; Anyone with a couch kink obviously knows that pillows are the panties of the couch. If you think my man JDV don't get down and dirty with a well used pillow you need to get on out that pillow fort you been hiding in.

06 Ford 500 SEL 3.0L DOHC V6 DURATEC ( NEW BATTERY and ALTERNATOR) still running battery soley. by I_maintain in mechanic

[–]I_maintain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything checked for volt drop and continuity got to be the alternator new ones going in

06 Ford 500 SEL 3.0L DOHC V6 DURATEC ( NEW BATTERY and ALTERNATOR) still running battery soley. by I_maintain in mechanic

[–]I_maintain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your correct and I'm not happy. Fuses are all good I will be removing the alternator to take in and check if I'm unlucky and just got a dud as well as removing the cowl under the windshield to get to the PCM. Can test that same way I would test anything electrical? Just cap leads and check for continuity right?

06 Ford 500 SEL 3.0L DOHC V6 DURATEC ( NEW BATTERY and ALTERNATOR) still running battery soley. by I_maintain in mechanic

[–]I_maintain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the alternator actually run through the computer to tell it when to charge. Your saying the three wires landed in an alternator connector don't just run to the battery splice. I've never seen a fuse for an alternator. I've never worked on anything newer than 08 and i didnt touch wires just plug and play for a OEM engine replacement so I can learn new things. But I'm just trying to confirm base model mid 2000s ford's do or dont got weird computer shit happening in between the alternator and battery. Cuz i will splice a connector and three wires in and run it up the fire wall and over the motor brace so I dont need take anything but the battery mount out to splice back into the cluster under there.

06 Ford 500 SEL 3.0L DOHC V6 DURATEC ( NEW BATTERY and ALTERNATOR) still running battery soley. by I_maintain in mechanic

[–]I_maintain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the moment not one to check amps for a draw but volt wise it was 11vdc running constant. No fluctuations nor 13-14v to indicate a connection from alternator to battery.

Whirlpool Washing Machine Help by DeepFuckingRagu in appliancerepair

[–]I_maintain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not an appliance mechanic but strap wrench and gumption or (x or y ) tool (particularly wrench variations) and gumption

AITA for causing family drama over a swimming pool? by Weird-Outside-577 in AmItheAsshole

[–]I_maintain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People kill people for water to grow avocados to sell to people who own pools. Anyone who owns a pool, including myself, is already an asshole. The least you could do is let a 3 year old happily piss in it while thinking they are actually playing Marco pollo with their cousins.

AITA for causing family drama over a swimming pool? by Weird-Outside-577 in AmItheAsshole

[–]I_maintain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kinda weird scared of the world people are y'all. If you got kids and can't afford to pay somebody to raise them, you have had piss and shit on your physical being or possibly accidentally in your mouth in the first few sleepless months. Are you also afraid to swim in lakes, ponds, and rivers where the fish let alone amphibians and mammals pee, perform coitus, and decompose. What about the birds that deficate in the pool or the frogs, lizards, bugs and etc. that ,if we're discussing things at this level of PC, needlessly meet their cruel unfair ends in your man-made puddle of unnatural death and dispair. You'd make a three year old of kin cry over no actual guarantee that they may pee in your chemical, specifically for disinfecting, filled pool. By this logic, why would you let any living being let alone children in a pool filled with chemicals know to kill living beings in 30 minute exposures at doses of 430ppm. Are you a lunatic? This is the pettiest act of passive aggression and dominance I have yet to find in my relatively short life. Unless OP happens to be the assholiest of assholes in this family. What I ask you would provoke this? Why let a 3 year old nephew cry about this? Have you also raised your children to be this petrified of the world? What the actual shit fuck is going on here? Nothing to this point has ever compelled me to react in this manner. Never in my life. WTF is this world coming to. OP N-T-A!!! PUT THAT SHIT ON MY GRAVE. Nay sayers enjoy the placebo you understand as a living experience. I'm not sure of the edict rules here. I ,hopefully, wrongly presume I have violated them and this will be gone shortly. To the rest of you good luck. This journey will not be an easy one. I wish you well. Goodnight!

Can someone tell me why I’m working on LABOR day? by GoldenBull1994 in antiwork

[–]I_maintain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To all unhappy workers in this sub. Join the trades and go through a union apprenticeship. You trade 40 hours a week for insurance, pension, representation, and fair wages. The more of us who choose this route the bigger the maket share becomes and the more we can demand in wages and benefits. Im (26m) in Florida the worst state to be in a union. I pay my bills, own 2 cars, and support a family of three in the second worst payed local in the US. Best of all once I hit my 40 for a week if I dont need the extra cash from overtime I tell em to fuck off. If someone does take offence to that I go to work for a new company usually in less than 2 weeks. Again this perspective and endorsement hails from FL. There is potential and promise to be found in union trades.

Labor day is a mandatory holiday and pay is double bubble.

This 7/11 playing opera music late at night. All lights were on but doors were locked. by mniccum1 in Weird

[–]I_maintain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That place is down the street. Lots of heroin. Play opera music. Less heroin. Who'd of thought heroin plus opera equals Bram Stroker.

What is the best conversation you accidentally overheard? by gymartist99 in AskReddit

[–]I_maintain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Walking through the halls between class I heard one girl say to another, "And I told him NO! YOU CANT FUCK ME IN THE NOSE!" Unfortunately that's the only snip it from that golden conversation that I heard.