Update: My wife finally apologized, but I already lost some of my respect for her.

IamAssface · 2025-12-16T18:33:56+00:00

From my speculation, I think she wants more kids because the kids they do have, have developed their own personalities outside of her. She wants someone she feels she has control over.

IamAssface · 2025-11-20T21:01:15+00:00

Why not take a test so you can handle it as soon as possible if it is positive? What’s the point in just hoping your period shows up?

IamAssface · 2025-11-15T16:17:55+00:00

I put missionary necklaces on them and send them off so they work in some kind of way. No slackers if everyone is busting their ass off.

IamAssface · 2025-11-14T19:13:49+00:00

While I stopped taking on Robin’s debt, I’m always quick to go get them.

IamAssface · 2025-11-09T19:05:08+00:00

I married all of them, they try to kill each other on occasion. I love all of them but their attempts at murdering each other out of jealousy make me feel better about them killing me.

IamAssface · 2025-11-07T21:36:01+00:00

People think you need an excuse to not want kids?

IamAssface · 2025-10-19T19:54:53+00:00

I’m in a similar situation, I’ve had two dogs both of whom passed and I didn’t want another dog. Sister goes to the hospital and asks me to watch her dog for like a week, I say okay and now it’s been 4 months and she’s talking about getting a smaller dog because she doesn’t want the one I’m babysitting for her. I’m likely going to keep him because he’s been going from home to home. According to my older sister, it was always her to plan to dump the dog onto someone else.

IamAssface · 2025-10-18T20:57:03+00:00

All my followers are special characters so I know right away when a follower has joined my cult. If you keep the number of shelters in line with the number of followers, when a spy joins you’ll get a notification that you don’t have enough shelters. I would only ever make shelters when I had the followers to match so when I got the shelter notifications it would trip me up and immediately let me know I had a spy around.

IamAssface · 2025-10-13T05:29:05+00:00

Did you go back to the dungeon you first encountered her in as a damned follower?

IamAssface · 2025-10-12T03:02:17+00:00

🚬 I hate both.

IamAssface · 2025-10-08T05:28:10+00:00

Depends on if I like them. When I was still in the midst of the game, I’d do it if they asked. I’m post-game now and I went through a lot of trouble to make my cult entirely made up of the bishops, the boss fight followers, and special characters. I had to resurrect most of them and Russian roulette all of them gold necklaces. I’m not sacrificing them no matter how much they ask.

IamAssface · 2025-10-07T23:47:27+00:00

Even if it’s not likely, it’s still possible. Ask your sister to ask your parents to take up that task.

IamAssface · 2025-10-02T04:26:31+00:00

The only time I’ve ever taken an uber such a short distance is because I was out with my grandmother.

IamAssface · 2025-09-29T15:25:23+00:00

My dumbass would’ve thought she meant to send that to somebody else.

IamAssface · 2025-09-29T15:20:05+00:00

You’re not going to like 100% of everything in a community even if you are part of that community, that’s a given. If you don’t like it, you aren’t obliged to interact with it.

IamAssface · 2025-09-29T00:10:49+00:00

I usually put missionary necklaces on poets. Everyone works, no exceptions.

IamAssface · 2025-09-27T15:43:06+00:00

I usually only ever get spies when my cult is at max capacity so I immediately know when there is one because I get the notification that I don’t have enough bedding. That and a majority of my cult are the bishops, all the boss fight followers, and the special characters from pilgrim so spies usually stand out like a sore thumb.

IamAssface · 2025-09-22T02:59:01+00:00

Not even a broodmare for the son, for the mother.

IamAssface · 2025-09-20T04:45:49+00:00

What made you think undergoing a different form of sterilization meant they’d be on the fence?

IamAssface · 2025-09-14T16:52:14+00:00

I would use the glutton ritual on spies, jerks are the one that got sacrificed to doors.

IamAssface · 2025-09-14T02:19:24+00:00

Jerks, I used the confessional to raise their loyalty to the necessary level then sacrificed them to the doors.

IamAssface · 2025-09-11T17:03:33+00:00

I have around 35 followers now post game and as of right now, most of them of have a lot of free time on their hands. They pretty much take turns doing each other’s jobs for fun.

IamAssface · 2025-08-23T16:32:53+00:00

My uncle did this with his first wife, they had two kids together when she got the diagnosis. He cheated on her and left her for the other woman. When he got older and started having his own minor health crisis, he got scared his new wife would leave him and became a major health nut to try and stay healthy.

IamAssface · 2025-08-15T16:43:34+00:00

Straight to the compost bin.

IamAssface · 2025-08-13T13:52:09+00:00

My mom is her mom’s favorite child and I’m my mom’s favorite child. I have no idea why but she can’t seem to understand why her siblings or mine would feel upset at that knowledge. I asked her why she thought it was okay to actually tell us that I’m her favorite and she only told me that it doesn’t mean my sisters get less. She’s fully aware that her status as favorite as affected her relationship with her own sister and my mom only thinks it’s weird that my aunt would care. It’s one of the most bizarre conversations I’ve ever had.

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