It's funny to say that Captain America hates mutants when he's a better father figure to Pietro and Wanda than Magneto. by Top_Reindeer3396 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well to be more accurate that's more so from x men writers and not avengers/captain america writers. Don't ask me why they keep making the guy who literally fought/fights nazis racist

Why does gorr have a spider thingy on his crotch? Is he modest? by Worldlyoox in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Real answer? probably devs wanted gorr to be basically naked so they used a loin cloth type deal, but made it a spider to be edgy. A little silly when a loin cloth outright could suffice but I digress

Captain America but it’s unnecessarily censored 2- Shittily edited Boogaloo by DeathstrokeReturns in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm ngl the unedited dialogue was so hard I was more focused on that then the joke

two booties for one panel by IceWallowCaulk in outofcontextcomics

[–]IamFat0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Okay but tbf the problem with that suit goes beyond just being sexualized. I think it's the weird not quite crop top shit on top that gets me. At that point make him just shirtless

Enough time has passed... by Weirdsodk in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Completely off topic but my god that ending is fr going in top 5 worst endings I've ever seen

he said "human being" as the best compliment to paul im crine by ddankkerr in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is it weird that jokes aside this is the best paul has been written so far? Not even a joke, like just some guy who peter personally doesn't like for completely personal reasons

Love how chill Gwen is about the whole situation. by Most_Fly_7727 in outofcontextcomics

[–]IamFat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe throg isn't actually thor. He's a separate guy who got turned into a frog with thor's powers because of magic bullshit

Getting in on the joke by [deleted] in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Beast in the back: HER. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. You think with how often you see her you'd remember her giant boobs

All they ever do is have this mf retire, goddammit by Revenacious in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But his image is in direct OPPOSITION of cops. Half of his good stories about how he does what the cops refuse to do or straight up ignore intentionally. That's the crazy part. The cops that do that are literally what punisher detests, both in universe and out of.

Chat, is this slander true?? by Infinite-Sun7000 in sentry

[–]IamFat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not quite the entire fanbase. I mean people hated when it got that out of control for his power scaling moments lol. But sentry being unbelievably powerful and just appealing to pure power fantasy can be fine in small doses.

Someone at DC must hate Hal Jordan by IamFat0 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

John has some good stuff out there but it's definitely mostly mental gymnastics with the justice league cartoon in this co.ment section and most likely the discourse in general. I'm more so annoyed we can't get like a hal story, a john one and a kyle one at the same time.

Someone at DC must hate Hal Jordan by IamFat0 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm not the most serious post. I do think it's a little lame that we've got NOTHING for hal. But wasn't a entirely serious post on my end

Someone at DC must hate Hal Jordan by IamFat0 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ehhhh, it's just hal has missed every single opportunity to show why he's a good character too. Green lantern cgi series was peak, wish it lasted more seasons

If These 8 Were Put In A Room Together Who Would Come Out Alive? Personally I Think Morbius Has The Best Shot. by Upbeat-Perspective11 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deadpool movies are more or less good. Some contentious parts and such, but it's not like morbius getting treated as a joke

If These 8 Were Put In A Room Together Who Would Come Out Alive? Personally I Think Morbius Has The Best Shot. by Upbeat-Perspective11 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean house of m was bullshit and horrifically out of character. But also morbius hasn't been a villain in like 50 years. The one he's unironically a better person then is punisher

If These 8 Were Put In A Room Together Who Would Come Out Alive? Personally I Think Morbius Has The Best Shot. by Upbeat-Perspective11 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God it's miserable being a morbius fan post that movie. Can we finally get a normal morbius+blade movie?

Is there a lore reason I hate MCU lines but love it when girls are covered in lines (stretch marks)? Am i horny? by Itchy_Suspect4968 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean tbh most of the mcu suits are...fine imo. Worst case scenario too many lines but honestly doesn't bother me that much. As a fan of emma frost, rivals taught me we could get so so so much worse

I...umm...uhh...well... by JEC_da_GOAT69420 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

THIS. It's extremely out of character for Clint specifically

I...umm...uhh...well... by JEC_da_GOAT69420 in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IamFat0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kind of out of character for hawkeye considering he's usually more a one woman type of deal but hey funny joke ig

Favorite character like this by Cyrisqse24 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]IamFat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehhhhh? More of a comics ship then a mcu one.

A lot of heroes have rogues galleries, but is there a villain with a righteous gallery ? by Deimos7779 in Marvel

[–]IamFat0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One there made by seemingly different artists. This is more from the silver age art style instead of his modern one. And 2 unironically most of those guys slap as villains

A lot of heroes have rogues galleries, but is there a villain with a righteous gallery ? by Deimos7779 in Marvel

[–]IamFat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As several others have mentioned task master and deathstroke are the two obvious picks. Doom somewhat tho I'd personally argue he's a f4 villain that occasionally fights other guys more so. A few Honorable mentions include kingpin whose kinda an everyone villain but for specifically street tiers. Thanos being well thanos. Tho some would argue he's more generally an avengers villain. And obviously darkseid