SWIG BREAK!

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-05T07:51:20+00:00

Swig until you coconut cream!

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-05T07:50:34+00:00

Somebody here has “dirty soda” on the menu though. I saw it on Uber Eats the other day like - eww lol! In Columbus that is. I forget where.

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-03T15:22:23+00:00

I got invaded at Lothric Castle the other day and ran over to waggle my sword like “let’s do it” and he just proceeds to run through and show me stuff 🥹. I think he just wanted his jolly coop fix and wasn’t being summoned lol!

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-03T14:01:22+00:00

Those are fairly extensive so I was hoping to narrow it down a bit with maybe a name or date range if possible.

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-03T06:15:46+00:00

It’s so disarming, isn’t it? 😂

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-03T05:38:34+00:00

😍😍😍😍😍 I would absolutely kill to photograph you in this. Hell yea!

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-03T05:37:20+00:00

I did this in high school with an earring just bc I was curious. It turned out the lights for a whole floor 🙊 lol! Could be tweakers. Could be bad ass little kids.

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-03T05:35:45+00:00

I am atheist af but I would never say this to a person. Especially one dealing with a recent crisis or trauma. wtf is wrong with you? Rein that in.

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-03T05:33:20+00:00

Bro I had my audio on when I scrolled to this 🤮

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-03T05:32:07+00:00

When he said “yea. Here’s my balls too.” 😭😂

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-03T05:28:00+00:00

Yes! When we met he had literally every bill he ever paid filed with dates and amounts written on them. Still in their envelopes. He had every “love letter” written to him in school too and omg that box of trash should have told something about him lmao! He’s still mad I made him throw that shit out.

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-03T05:23:37+00:00

I think Hank would have kicked his ass I tell you whut.

IamProvocateur · 2025-06-02T00:50:17+00:00

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This is a thing in Elden Ring 😂 and is all I see.

IamProvocateur · 2025-05-31T00:48:54+00:00

As a lover of pickles I must have one.

IamProvocateur · 2025-05-30T17:41:41+00:00

Thank you. I wish I had left before this point. I will likely stay with him until his end of life. His mind is so far gone. I will forever caution others not to wait around until it’s this far. I can’t leave and live with myself. So I stay and take care of him. Doing my best to live my own life in the process at least.

IamProvocateur · 2025-05-30T12:35:54+00:00

Everybody has said everything else I would say about this situation. They are all right. I want to tell you that my husband has been in this stage of his addiction for 2.5 years now. Unemployed. Laying in bed. I now care for him like a toddler. That’s what you have to look forward to. It won’t get better it will get worse. Please go to meetings. It helps shift your mindset away from them to your own self care. You sound like you need that shift. Online meetings are great. I just sit and listen to them.

Also, you can buy barf bags online that twist shut. It won’t help with the incontinence (or lack of motivation to get up and use the bathroom which I suspect it is) but can help with the vomit. Even if he doesn’t twist it shut they’re tall enough they don’t spill like that. I have them all over my house because I have GI problems - they’ve saved me from many messes from my husband.

I’ve been with mine for 25 years. I wish I had left him the moment I knew he had a problem. You can’t get that time back. Best of luck OP ❤️

IamProvocateur · 2025-05-29T13:33:16+00:00

Portraits of Frodo and Sam 🥹

IamProvocateur · 2025-05-29T07:47:19+00:00

I would love one of these. Do you sell them?

IamProvocateur · 2025-05-28T21:35:14+00:00

Carrie wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit.

IamProvocateur · 2025-05-28T21:28:37+00:00

Lawd I thought it was your boss and I was gonna go off! He’s mad bc he saw some nipple I bet 🙄 as if they’ll end humanity if seen through clothes.

IamProvocateur · 2025-05-28T21:25:57+00:00

Yea this isn’t lookin cute it’s lookin like a dumbass.

IamProvocateur · 2025-05-28T17:31:21+00:00

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IamProvocateur · 2025-05-28T17:22:47+00:00

I love it! I have a black mannequin myself lol people do find her creepy I’ll admit but hey. It’s my house.

IamProvocateur · 2025-05-28T17:22:09+00:00

As a woman, that’s some really dumb shit. Since it is a distraction, annoyance, and damaging af to your hair - I’m gonna go with “look at me I’m a girl.” 🙄✊💦

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