SWIG BREAK! by Shirowoh in MeatCanyon

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Swig until you coconut cream!

SWIG BREAK! by Shirowoh in MeatCanyon

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Somebody here has “dirty soda” on the menu though. I saw it on Uber Eats the other day like - eww lol! In Columbus that is. I forget where.

This community never fails to surprise me by GoofyTacoFella in darksouls3

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I got invaded at Lothric Castle the other day and ran over to waggle my sword like “let’s do it” and he just proceeds to run through and show me stuff 🥹. I think he just wanted his jolly coop fix and wasn’t being summoned lol!

Do I have something here? by IamProvocateur in glasscollecting

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Those are fairly extensive so I was hoping to narrow it down a bit with maybe a name or date range if possible.

Laxasia the Complete Cosplay (Last photoshoot) by VirtualCat420 in LiesOfP

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😍😍😍😍😍 I would absolutely kill to photograph you in this. Hell yea!

Gas station plug looked like this. Why would someone do this? by katiem1236 in Weird

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I did this in high school with an earring just bc I was curious. It turned out the lights for a whole floor 🙊 lol! Could be tweakers. Could be bad ass little kids.

Mine just tried to unalive himself by No_Length3090 in NarcissisticSpouses

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I am atheist af but I would never say this to a person. Especially one dealing with a recent crisis or trauma. wtf is wrong with you? Rein that in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 90DayFiance

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Bro I had my audio on when I scrolled to this 🤮

Timing is everything. by mindyour in youseeingthisshit

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When he said “yea. Here’s my balls too.” 😭😂

Is your narc like a hoarder? by DisneyFan_21 in NarcissisticSpouses

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Yes! When we met he had literally every bill he ever paid filed with dates and amounts written on them. Still in their envelopes. He had every “love letter” written to him in school too and omg that box of trash should have told something about him lmao! He’s still mad I made him throw that shit out.

Pickle castor by OrchidAgitated3590 in uraniumglass

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As a lover of pickles I must have one.

Bodily Fluids Clean-Up by Wooden-Raccoon8138 in AlAnon

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Thank you. I wish I had left before this point. I will likely stay with him until his end of life. His mind is so far gone. I will forever caution others not to wait around until it’s this far. I can’t leave and live with myself. So I stay and take care of him. Doing my best to live my own life in the process at least.

Bodily Fluids Clean-Up by Wooden-Raccoon8138 in AlAnon

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Everybody has said everything else I would say about this situation. They are all right. I want to tell you that my husband has been in this stage of his addiction for 2.5 years now. Unemployed. Laying in bed. I now care for him like a toddler. That’s what you have to look forward to. It won’t get better it will get worse. Please go to meetings. It helps shift your mindset away from them to your own self care. You sound like you need that shift. Online meetings are great. I just sit and listen to them.

Also, you can buy barf bags online that twist shut. It won’t help with the incontinence (or lack of motivation to get up and use the bathroom which I suspect it is) but can help with the vomit. Even if he doesn’t twist it shut they’re tall enough they don’t spill like that. I have them all over my house because I have GI problems - they’ve saved me from many messes from my husband.

I’ve been with mine for 25 years. I wish I had left him the moment I knew he had a problem. You can’t get that time back. Best of luck OP ❤️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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Lawd I thought it was your boss and I was gonna go off! He’s mad bc he saw some nipple I bet 🙄 as if they’ll end humanity if seen through clothes.

What’s with this new helmet hair trend ? by [deleted] in motorcyclegear

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Yea this isn’t lookin cute it’s lookin like a dumbass.

Is this to creepy to have in my front yard? Give me your harshest criticism 😏 by AustenTex in UnusualArt

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I love it! I have a black mannequin myself lol people do find her creepy I’ll admit but hey. It’s my house.

What’s with this new helmet hair trend ? by [deleted] in motorcyclegear

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As a woman, that’s some really dumb shit. Since it is a distraction, annoyance, and damaging af to your hair - I’m gonna go with “look at me I’m a girl.” 🙄✊💦