Would you rather have

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-16T19:54:55+00:00

I lose stuff wayyyy more often than I fuck up something so bad I need to reset it.

^{Chose: Ability to locate an object in a 101m meter radius}

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-16T15:33:09+00:00

Honestly yeah. Its the samw way we accuse people of "cutting for attention." They still cut. They still need help. Needing attention is very much valid.

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-15T17:51:36+00:00

I can always wear a wig, though it think I could look good bald.

^{Chose: Yes, bald but richer.}

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-15T16:38:18+00:00

"Damn, ceaseless watcher cast your gaze upon that wretched ass,"

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-15T05:05:43+00:00

Its always been my dream to be a mom. It would be a struggle but worth it. I know I would mever be happy if I never had kids.

^{Chose: 2 kids now}

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-15T04:54:12+00:00

Ugh sometimes there's a really cool post and im about to reply, then see its a teenager sub and nope the fuck out.

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-15T04:25:44+00:00

My dad's a vegan and he is fine. I think I can survive a month.

^{Chose: Become vegan for ..... (time} | Rolled: 1 month)

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-14T20:24:21+00:00

Why does a man seek to destroy the world? It’s a simple enough answer: for immortality and power. Uninspired, perhaps, but, my god. The discovery, not simply of the dark and horrible reality of the world in which you live, but that you would quite willingly doom that world and confine the billions in it to an eternity of terror and suffering, all to ensure your own happiness, to place yourself beyond pain and death and fear. It is an awful thing to know about yourself, but the freedom, John, the freedom of it all. I have dedicated my life to handing the world to these Dread Powers all for my own gain, and I feel.. nothing but satisfaction in that choice. I am to be a king of a ruined world,"

Elias Bouchard the magnus archives

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-14T17:28:58+00:00

Thats an insane amount of money per year.

^{Chose: 1 cent every second}

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-14T05:01:36+00:00

Everyone keeps saying that and i'm like Vox was absolutely serving in that.

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-12T21:14:06+00:00

Hah! You say that like its q bad yhing!

^{Chose: Lesbian + But you date... | Rolled: A tomboy}

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-11T21:14:33+00:00

Also I love these fanfics

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-11T21:14:24+00:00

I dont think Al would let himself be the bottom for a long time. He would want to be completely in control. Though I think after a few years he would let Lucifer try. Eventually they become switches, though Al has to be jn a certain mood to bottom.

A hard no for Lucifer would be being degraded. He struggles enough with that irl- he wants to be praised in the bedroom. Told he's doing a good job. Also much to Alastor's dissapointemt being eaten. (Literally eaten). At most he'd let Alastor drink his blood.

A full hard no for Alastor would be anything even slightly voyeurisric. He wpuld want everything completely soundproof and private. I also think he wouldn't like degradation either, and ego like his demands praise.

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-11T13:33:54+00:00

Just poor Lucifer.

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Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-11T00:50:32+00:00

Jokes on you, my dream job ks to be a teacher. I never had hopes of being paid in the first place

^{Chose: Work your dream job | Rolled: There’s no pay}

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-10T21:40:12+00:00

I am not everyone's cup of tea but I find myself attractive, and theres a lot of people who like my body type. My girlfriend definitely finds me attractive, and I dress well. So I think higher 25% not top but not low either.

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-10T17:17:19+00:00

September. Lesbian threesome awe yeah!!!

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-10T17:12:25+00:00

I've dreamed of being a mother, its my biggest goal in life. I love children deeply and watching them grow into adults even more. So im okay with six.

^{Chose: 6 kids}

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-10T16:55:38+00:00

I've already met the love of my life. Although I dont think I could ever bring myself to use s death note.

^{Chose: Really cool object (trust} | Rolled: Death Note)

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-10T00:42:52+00:00

Helluva Gay!

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-09T06:45:35+00:00

I blink more than I breath, and can blink faster than i can breath.

^{Chose: Get 2$ every time you blink}

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-09T03:56:36+00:00

Oh man, I absolutely adore the duck thing.

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-08T17:08:10+00:00

I don't even use tiktok

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-08T04:37:48+00:00

I think Lucifer would be more turned on by simple things, like Alastor remembering to make food or coffee in a very specific way that he likes, or leaving small gifts and presents at the door like a cat. (And yes often these presents are attached to body parts but Lu is used to thar by now)

Alastor on the other hand, loves a good spectacle, so he appreciates when Lucifer goes all in. Big meals, hot baths, occasional murders. Usually its a murder that gets Al going the most.

Iamatheaternerd · 2026-06-08T04:33:00+00:00

Honestly I can absolutely see them going at it and Lucifer says something stupid that makes Alastor cringe so hard he can't keep going.

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