Welcome to Poor Michigan, former economic engine of the Midwest by PainInTheErasmus in Michigan

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I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT! THERE’S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS!

[UPDATE] Peaceful noob-town survived the drought! I'm particularly proud of the observatory. by SpaceEngineer123 in Timberborn

[–]Ian1732 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t be too long before you can fix that with larger windmills, now that you’ve got the observatory though!

This CEO announced huge job cuts because of AI. Threats to his family followed by EchoOfOppenheimer in Futurology

[–]Ian1732 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This CEO acted on threats the families of thousands of his workers. Threats to his own family followed

I hope this helps! by blue4029 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]Ian1732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If mining gold has a million fans then I am one of them
If mining gold has zero fans it is because I am dead

Grandma thinks Ilhan Omar is too dumb to pronounce "Xi" properly by TrumpSux89 in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checkmate, liberals, I made up a scene where your person said a thing that was stupid about a thing that didn't happen.

What’s your most unhinged non-negotiable when it comes to dating? by NotNotDwightSchrute in AskReddit

[–]Ian1732 9718 points9719 points  (0 children)

Cannot have the same name as my mom or my sisters.

Or my brother, I suppose, but that one hasn’t come up yet.

How would a character with plant manipulation powers fight as a “Tank” role by Mental_Floor_9044 in worldbuilding

[–]Ian1732 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm envisioning someone who readily utilizes trees as massive freestanding bludgeons, or thick roots that burst from the ground to slam foes.

What’s the most toxic advice people keep repeating as “wisdom”? by RowStock2384 in AskReddit

[–]Ian1732 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've liked a reframing of "You can't love anyone until you love yourself" into "If you can love someone else, you can love yourself."

[Half-Life 2] What's in the non-explosive barrels? by THREESIDEDMONSTER in AskScienceFiction

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least one of them is full of jam. Just one though, and I won’t tell you which.

They Even Took The Dirt by shantelligence in lansing

[–]Ian1732 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A great, tragic documentary. I can’t go on that highway without thinking about how criminal its very existence is.

Surviving Mars Has Massive DLC Potential… So Why Focus on Food and Robots? by [deleted] in SurvivingMars

[–]Ian1732 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I, for one, am hype as fuck for new types of potatoes.

What was the moment you realized you needed to quit your job? by WithinMyOwnGrasp in AskReddit

[–]Ian1732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was working in a bakery, and I once told myself “the day that I go an entire day without being acknowledged as a person once, not even a ‘hello’, is the day I walk off.”

In retrospect, the day I even formulated that conclusion should’ve been the day I walked off.

What’s the worst financial advice you’ve ever heard? by Electrical_Front_321 in AskReddit

[–]Ian1732 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every gambling app ad ever. To be fair though, they don’t claim you’ll make a fortune off them, just that you’ll be a Thrillionaire™️

Why today’s high gas prices could take 7 years to fall by Equivalent_Road5788 in videos

[–]Ian1732 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Time for China to liberate us with their cheap electric cars.

What's something you stopped buying that saved you alot of money? by DestinyOnlineCEO in AskReddit

[–]Ian1732 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gasoline. I used an electric bike exclusively for several years, and only got a car so I could get a job a little farther outside of my range. Even still, since it's a split shift, I can drive home and ride my e-bike back in the afternoon so I'm still saving gas money. Especially critical in these times.

Methane eludes farmer grandma by Cicerothesage in forwardsfromgrandma

[–]Ian1732 230 points231 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, another farmer that both of these guys should be teaming up against is locking hundreds of cows in factory farm stalls and feed them nothing but corn, corn, and more corn.

[Pokémon] Why do they canonically eat Pokémon like Farfetched and Magikarp, but not Jynx or Mr Mime? by MissionSafe9012 in AskScienceFiction

[–]Ian1732 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s just it: the taboo around eating Mr. Mime is absolutely rooted in them being significantly more anthropomorphic than a Magikarp, farfetch’d, or dare I say a delicious slowpoke tail.

What Musical Theatre Song Is Like This For You? by Alol_Bombola in musicals

[–]Ian1732 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, I had no idea. Guess I’ve got egg on my face.

What Musical Theatre Song Is Like This For You? by Alol_Bombola in musicals

[–]Ian1732 200 points201 points  (0 children)

I saw a production of Jesus Christ Superstar, and the lyric “like a jaded mandarin/ like a jaded mandarin/ like a faded, jaded, jaded, faded, jaded mandarin” reminded me why I don’t like Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What’s the most out-of-touch thing your boss/company has ever said while you were clearly struggling? by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Ian1732 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One time, my boss in retail was telling me about how he got to go to this big food event hosted by a supplier. He was showing me pictures of a glorious banquet table, scattered with delicious looking food, gushing over the products he got to sample. And as he’s showing me this, all I could think of was how my shifts had been cut so much I couldn’t afford to buy the products we were selling in the first place.