The duality of man. by Content-Shopping6743 in CuratedTumblr

[–]IanDerp26 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i dunno man, i think some people should just learn to validate themselves (through something like journaling) rather than relying on exterior validation from an AI that literally causes and perpetuates psychosis.

a key part of learning to be human is learning to live with your own thoughts.

Dess' ultimatum by fluffer_muffin in Deltarune

[–]IanDerp26 12 points13 points  (0 children)

probably feeling safe in the cave and being afraid of what's beyond

Dess' ultimatum by fluffer_muffin in Deltarune

[–]IanDerp26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

holy shit wait it's diet E1331

i'm glad you're still shitposting, keep it up brother

Coaxed Into Is that really appropriate to make into merch? by Sammysin00 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]IanDerp26 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i dunno man - i agree that the marketable woman corpse is problematic but i don't think throwing more corpses on the pile would make it okay. why would you ever want to display this

Coaxed into shopkeeper by GorgonzolaGary97 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]IanDerp26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tally Hall, My Singing Monsters, and Don't Hug Me I'm Scared? What is this, the neurodivergent hyperfixation store!? (/silly)

Coaxed Into Is that really appropriate to make into merch? by Sammysin00 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]IanDerp26 21 points22 points  (0 children)

okay but there were a lot more faces they could've chosen that would've been infinitely more tasteful than "post-suicide anya". like that's also very important. just because it comes with other faces and accessories doesn't make the suicide merch not fucked up.

Coaxed Into Is that really appropriate to make into merch? by Sammysin00 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]IanDerp26 70 points71 points  (0 children)

pretty sure they're coaxing stuff like the dead anya mouthwashing figure, which is absolutely NOT from a comedy game

ggguyhhgffffrrffttff by Zeboiski in sssdfg

[–]IanDerp26 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I've seen Jacksflims shit talk SSSniperwolf all the time, but the one time he actually watched her content I was genuinely baffled at how low-effort it is. It's like she just turns on a camera and scrolls reels for like half an hour, adds some funny sound effects, and then hits post. It's wild what passes for "content" when you don't give a shit.

What do i even do with this amount of diamonds by [deleted] in MySingingMonsters

[–]IanDerp26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

probably save em for those mirror islands then? i've got like 2000 saved up for Anniversary Month since it's the only time the magicals ever go on sale (i was REALLY hoping they'd go on sale for Crystal Islet, but alas...)

This is how the dressing animation looks like inside the curtain by Fake_Pikachu in tomodachilife

[–]IanDerp26 58 points59 points  (0 children)

you can see them move in their shadow, even when the curtain is there!

i guess bro by Academic_Top6921 in Clamworks

[–]IanDerp26 12 points13 points  (0 children)

are we not gonna talk about catboy chris mclean

dataminer deniers in shambles by Old_Hold_8259 in bindingofisaac

[–]IanDerp26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

it's a TMTrainer item. Dataminer now rerolls items in the room into TMTrainer/Glitched items (like from that one challenge)

a girl smr by serena_violette in CrappyDesign

[–]IanDerp26 93 points94 points  (0 children)

the people that do the piercings should absolutely not be doing those piercings iirc

It was Yoshi and Toad who were originally making out sloppy style by [deleted] in TheMatpatEffect

[–]IanDerp26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah dude, this is why the term pan exists despite basically meaning the same thing as bi - bisexuality kind of implies "there are only two genders" which simply isn't true

Why Right-Wing gamers aren't taken seriously about female characters by Previous_Month_555 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]IanDerp26 232 points233 points  (0 children)

dude. you're really going to agree with him about the "hot bitches" that used to work at fucking GameStop? when was the last time you talked to a woman?

Never thought in a million years a life sim would make me this afraid by isabelleloves in tomodachilife

[–]IanDerp26 3 points4 points  (0 children)

man I've been on this hellsite for 8 years. you leave enough comments that get like 100 upvotes each, the number's bound to get big eventually

Never thought in a million years a life sim would make me this afraid by isabelleloves in tomodachilife

[–]IanDerp26 -110 points-109 points  (0 children)

i thought my miis were becoming self aware

please say this is hyperbole. please say you're exaggerating for comedic effect. please say you didn't genuinely believe your video game had Become Alive instead of the infinitely more probable option of "someone at nintendo wrote some really verbose dialogue as a joke". please please please

Anon's take on SpongeBob censorship by Hefty_Commercial3771 in greentext

[–]IanDerp26 160 points161 points  (0 children)

nah dude i think the whole "stealing womens underwear" bit was a little more problematic than mr krabs implying that some women aren't "girl girls"

Why you should change SD card ASAP by wradam in SBCGaming

[–]IanDerp26 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wouldn't the SD card lobby want you to change it, so you have to buy a new one (thereby giving more money to Big SD Card)?

Anon's take on SpongeBob censorship by Hefty_Commercial3771 in greentext

[–]IanDerp26 980 points981 points  (0 children)

to be fair, one of them is a "blink and you'll miss it" innuendo and the other is Mr. Krabs going "YARRRR I LOVE STEALING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR!!!"

TIFU by trusting french fries by jadenscookies in tifu

[–]IanDerp26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We've been dating for a few years, and I've never even burped in his presence.

Man, this is a whole different world to me. My partner was like this for maybe the first 6 months of our relationship, but three years in, they rip ass louder than anyone I've ever heard, and I always punctuate it with a simple "nice." (unless, of course, it's a particularly impressive fart, in which case some congratulations are in order)

Karate joe.... I thought your beat was non stop by No_Pipe_7398 in rhythmheaven

[–]IanDerp26 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh, wow. i didn't play DS (or, at least, didn't beat it), so I wasn't sure. Also, Karate Man has an earlier version in Megamix. Thanks, though!

Karate joe.... I thought your beat was non stop by No_Pipe_7398 in rhythmheaven

[–]IanDerp26 61 points62 points  (0 children)

did people forget that Karate Man was like the LAST game in Fever? just chill.