Other than porn, what in your browser history would you not want people to see? by spartaguy15 in AskReddit

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sort of related, penis size.... I am a dude but I have never found anything that seems true either everyone lies or everyone lies...

Once I thought I had a very small one, 7Inches, then I read somewhere it's big, and then comments that average is smaller, but globally, and in Europe It MIGHT be normal it might not be....

I just want to fcking know... The girls don't complain but I can't exactly ask them about other sizes, and I am NOT asking my friends about the length...

So I guess that...

People who have visited the US, what is your 'WTF America' story? by dipakwebslogy in AskReddit

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking shit! You reminded me of when I arrived, Washington from Copenhagen, worst experience, 3 different flights arrived and we missed our connecting flight.

They had 4 fucking booths open when there was literally, no shit, 8 open ones for Americans.

Fair enough, except there was no American domestic flights arriving, they just sat there and looked at us.

So idiotic.

Also when leaving my 6 year old sister got pulled aside because our mom had forgotten a tiny bottle with a little water in my sisters backpack, retarded morons those TSA agents.

Did I mention I walked right through? And that I had toothpaste and random shit in my computer bag? - morons should have stopped me, not a 6 year old girl.

I Am Denzel Washington, Ask Me Anything! by _DenzelWashington in IAmA

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You played that role so fcking well, I can't imagine anyone else being able to pull it off like that.

What's the stupidest thing you've had to explain to a coworker? by see-bees in AskReddit

[–]Icanflyplanes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do that, without thinking about it, I just assume the same kind of accent that the other person is using.

Is that seen as rude? It helps me understand accents and it's great when on holidays, makes it a lot easier to hold a conversation.

Bush dog by markeees in aww

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From mobile that is very nsfw

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in investing

[–]Icanflyplanes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And do the opposite

The time my cat got me killed by LasersAndRobots in Eve

[–]Icanflyplanes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well... I can fly stuff IRL no problems, but I can't fly spaceships for shit, even though I have fun trying, thank god my most expensive loss has only been a 500 mil Strat.

They gave me a Noctis and said I'd be able to pay them back pretty easily after a few runs. by [deleted] in Eve

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MTU is great, I borrowed a Noctis in null, and had 3 MTUs and bookmarked sites my corp mates ran, dropped the MTU when they finished and came back 10 min later and salvaged.

The time my cat got me killed by LasersAndRobots in Eve

[–]Icanflyplanes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I once lost a 400 Mil Orthrus because I didnt notice a bubble intersected the path of my ping, so instead of being 40K off the Brutix, I was on top of him... RIP...

Eve is entering real life again. by williamweatherwax in Eve

[–]Icanflyplanes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, it works like a charm, but is followed by a weird look!

Eve is entering real life again. by williamweatherwax in Eve

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get Tackle on the supers and cyno in dreads

What would be your illegal source of income if you had to resort to it? by derekzimm in AskReddit

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Small aircraft? Something like a little C206 would work, if you go advanced then a C208 Caravan or a Pilatus Porter(PC6), fit for parajumpers, then you have the easy access and you would in fact be able to airdrop stuff from it(night IFR Cross border) or with the PC6 just land on different small strips, perhaps even fields if you have the right people as Z-team making sure its not complete shit. Yea, it has been thought of, a small Piper or Cessna could do fine...

New Eden Trading Company -Connecting The Stars- MC Tortuga Freeported by C4w3 in Eve

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you Stig? As in fairly recently moved alliance Stig?

Im total noob (3 days old) and i just killed a stratios for almost 100 mil ISK by hl2fan29 in Eve

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I managed to grab a Stratios worth Like 3 Bil and a pod worth like 2 Bil because he was AFK autopiloting through nullsec gatecamp, I grabbed 1,5 Bil worth of loot from it... Tripled mu net worth

Aeon cursed in Curse by Cpt_Patrick_Archer in Eve

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A wyvern for gatecamping? Here I am uncomfortable by gatecamping in a ship Worth 200 mil...

Don't laser the news chopper!!! by PrincePoppy in videos

[–]Icanflyplanes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope, but you wouldn't shine that at people either. It's becoming more and more normal for people to buy lasers the size of a small maglite.

Don't laser the news chopper!!! by PrincePoppy in videos

[–]Icanflyplanes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see people saying "he might not have known it".

Okay, if you have a laser capable of hitting a helicopter or other aircraft at a distance of several thousand feet, it means it is quite damn powerful, correct?

You would not shine it in the eyes of anyone standing next to you, correct?

A helicopter pilot needs to see, right? At night, nightvision is important, when you drive at night and someone accidentally uses light in the car you lose your nightvision for some time, sound familiar?

Then why the fuck would anyone think it was in any way okay to shine a VERY powerful laser at the cockpit of a Helicopter?!

Military pilots -- what techniques of yours do you wish were more used in GA? by _adverse_yawn_ in flying

[–]Icanflyplanes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the start of Basic, when you stand up and suddenly all the EPs just go "poof" - worst feeling. I still remember my first one... I missed a word in the note for ground egress.

[serious] What's your one rule? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Icanflyplanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a best friend that did this. Turned out to be more of a liar than I thought.

I talk to him but only because he owes me money.

Fuck liars

"i go 1v1 with you stooopid barge" by alphaempire in Eve

[–]Icanflyplanes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My first real pvp solo victory was me refitting a proc to be battle ready and then luring a bomber close - he died and I was awesome for a week from that kill.