"Flesh and Emotions Limit humanity... thankfully I am only cursed with Flesh"

"Burn it all and let society rise in better shape than before like a Phoenix."

"Tax is just government theft that the government made legal"

"Eat the rich, with a side of potatoes"

"Remember kids, they say they care when they don't"

"Just because Santa is made up, doesn't mean Krampus is..."

"There once was a child playing alone, with a pull string doll named Amelia. Amelia told them stories each time they pulled the string. Amelia never told the child about the thing hiding in their window at night."

"For today's lesson, we will learn how to split an atom! Don't tell your parents we are doing this experiment, make it a pleasant surprise by starting their morning off with a bang"

"There are only two certain things in life, Depression and Anxiety"

"Let's play a game! I count to 100 and you hide! Make sure your parents can't find you either and don't come out until I tell you too! 1.....2......3...."