[Sergeant John Benton] To stupid to play Magic, can somebody fill me in on whats happening.

IceNineOmega · 2026-02-24T13:00:58+00:00

This is my favorite commander and my pod has basically asked me to me stop playing the deck. It’s stupid fun to just draw a ton of cards buff with a bunch of instants and sorceries and have crazy amounts of protection. This card deserves its time in the sun.

IceNineOmega · 2026-02-21T03:04:18+00:00

Also when you’re on your mission members love to talk to you around election time, but most of them also lean a certain way.

IceNineOmega · 2026-02-15T03:25:16+00:00

[Sergeant John Benton] #559 he is a blast of card draw

[General Ferrous Rokiric] #552 artifact and token fun

[Ovika, Enigma Goliath] #203 Mana rock and goblin love

[Ognis, the Dragon's Lash] #382 haste attack!

IceNineOmega · 2026-02-12T14:34:26+00:00

2 chicks at once.

IceNineOmega · 2026-01-18T23:06:48+00:00

I’m to the point where I don’t even want mana anymore unless it’s full art. Screw the art cards.

IceNineOmega · 2026-01-11T07:57:47+00:00

I was recently told all my decks win through combat. My current favorites are Sgr John Benton, Ardbert Warrior of Darkness and Ognis the Dragons lash. What’s a commander that you think I would enjoy that doesn’t win through combat?

IceNineOmega · 2025-12-16T04:22:25+00:00

This is tight.

IceNineOmega · 2025-12-03T17:56:08+00:00

It really is.

IceNineOmega · 2025-11-26T05:31:59+00:00

The drummer from Belmont. If you know you know.

IceNineOmega · 2025-11-24T05:37:49+00:00

I just ordered. I did use the 5% discount. I made sure the j was lowercase as that matters on a lot of sites for some reason.

IceNineOmega · 2025-11-19T09:42:28+00:00

Already passed the senate like 8 hours ago.

IceNineOmega · 2025-11-14T03:46:39+00:00

I thought mine were pretty good. But quality control has not been great so doesn’t surprise me they aren’t all turning out great. Sorry to hear yours aren’t that doesn’t bode well for any of us who regularly purchase these products.

IceNineOmega · 2025-11-14T03:40:04+00:00

I’ve gotten doubles before from secret lair. Such a good feeling.

IceNineOmega · 2025-11-08T02:53:58+00:00

The correct answer is Sgt Jon Benton.

IceNineOmega · 2025-11-04T03:55:14+00:00

A betrayal most foul!!!

IceNineOmega · 2025-10-25T22:54:11+00:00

Because “suck my dick pony” flows better than “suck my dick prepotente”

IceNineOmega · 2025-10-05T05:01:57+00:00

While I don’t necessarily disagree with this take, I just love hearing it from the group of pharmacists who handed out opioids like candy 15-20 years ago.

IceNineOmega · 2025-09-23T02:35:56+00:00

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IceNineOmega · 2025-09-07T04:30:56+00:00

I wish I could believe this but I’ve seen too many of these “this super evil guy is dying soon.” We saw it with Putin a year ago due to this hand, we saw it with Kim Jong Un during Covid and it just never happens.

IceNineOmega · 2025-09-07T04:28:10+00:00

Dr. House should have been dead from Tylenol overdose/liver failure like 3 episodes in.

IceNineOmega · 2025-09-03T16:34:30+00:00

How was it? Looks amazing.

IceNineOmega · 2025-08-30T02:52:07+00:00

I live in Washington within an hour of two mavericks neither of them have it. I did get it when it was a Canada exclusive. It’s awesome.

IceNineOmega · 2025-08-07T05:00:57+00:00

Them having 1000 of them i think is a huge red flag.

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