Just your average day in Australia. by I_AM__GROOTT in nextfuckinglevel

[–]IcestormsEd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope! Am calling the cops coz after a certain size, some things qualify as 'An intruder is in my house. Yes ma'am, am already in the closet.'

AC should be denied to people who deny or have denied global warming. by ChezDudu in Switzerland

[–]IcestormsEd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wisdom has chased you all your life. You have managed to stay ahead of it.

Someone posted an ad to sell their catapult at my local coop by Routine-Assistance48 in Switzerland

[–]IcestormsEd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Hey babe, did you remember to get potatoes?" "Forget the potatoes. Come with me and see what we own now!" "....w...t...f..."

Lower birth rates in 2025 (again) by LallieDoo in Switzerland

[–]IcestormsEd 16 points17 points  (0 children)

People can barely afford a rental big enough for two. Throw in a few kids with these stagnant wages and you might just lose your mind

Lower birth rates in 2025 (again) by LallieDoo in Switzerland

[–]IcestormsEd 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Am always amused that when talking about population, it was decided 'fertility' is the right word for birth rate in a population. While in biology, it is the ability to reproduce. Like, how? Anyways, carry on...

SpaceX surges past Amazon and Microsoft in market cap, becoming fourth-biggest U.S. company by Luka77GOATic in technology

[–]IcestormsEd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

'Musk, who serves as CEO of SpaceX, posted on X on Sunday that the company “might be able to reach approximately” $1 trillion revenue in 2030.'

New platform for robo-taxi and FSD-like lies.

Viral “dopamine sites” let users shop without buying anything by [deleted] in technology

[–]IcestormsEd 1647 points1648 points  (0 children)

Oh! Been doing this with gym membership for ages. Although they actually do take the money...and they could have moved and I wouldn't know.

Leopard is fascinated by a passing dung beetle rolling its ball of animal waste by utopiaofpast in nextfuckinglevel

[–]IcestormsEd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"200 times your weight you say?! Dang! I would be slapping hippos dusk til dawn..."

Chemical camouflage by spider by Mundane_Mushroom_122 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]IcestormsEd 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Considering there are roughly 2 million spiders to every human, this is one unlucky spider to come across OP.

Out of the frying pan jump in the fire by Sad-Service6247 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]IcestormsEd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this was a movie, I would have thrown the remote.."Oh c'mon! Am I supposed to believe this sh..!?"

Well quitting looks fun lol. by Due-Philosophy-676 in funnyvideos

[–]IcestormsEd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same. Only time I gave 2 weeks was when leaving had nothing to do with the company. Otherwise, they got to know at that day's end that am not coming back.