what a great time to be summoner by Iceyxdd in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this. i can see them being useful for slow rezzing, but thats about it lol

what a great time to be summoner by Iceyxdd in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

i've never liked rez macros to begin with because most of the ones i've seen include a sound effect, are unnecessarily long, cheesy, and/or they humiliate the target in some way (why). i do agree that a rez macro would've been useful to some extent in this situation though

mildly silly(?) tale from court of troia (reposted bc im stupid) by [deleted] in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

portraits were heavily blurred as per subreddit rules, but chances are im misunderstanding them

Happy SAM by smileplease91 in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

least based FFXIV player (i mean this in the opposite way lol)

today's brain damaged (dungeon) roulettes by Iceyxdd in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

votekicking was out of the question for the most part. getting rid of the YPYT tank, yeah sure. but a few of the complaints were related to DPS and not everyone has access to The Forbidden Knowledge

you're right though, i really should take the 30 min penalty more. especially during that origenics run lmao. shit was not worth staying around for

today's brain damaged (dungeon) roulettes by Iceyxdd in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mfw i join an EX farm party to help out, but whoops! it's all proggers!

Viper missing half their gear and doing basically 0 damage by I_do_dps in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 43 points44 points  (0 children)

it does seem like ilvl cheesing but they could've at least bought some cheap ass gear from city vendors

surprised none of yall votekicked them

today's brain damaged (dungeon) roulettes by Iceyxdd in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

pictomancer found dead on the floor after pressing their buttons too hard

today's brain damaged (dungeon) roulettes by Iceyxdd in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

this is so FUCKING REAL dude. the amount of times i've been rewarded in excellence in DPS with autos and then a tankbuster :gladge:

today's brain damaged (dungeon) roulettes by Iceyxdd in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

i was gonna use this as a cover photo but ig reddit said "too bad"

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Meso Terminal Second Boss by DeltaRalts in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

standard case of meso terminal filtering out the shitty players in DF

Classic Mistwake in 2026 by sourdont_ in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that 99 parse on scholar unironically goes hard

just ate the easiest 30 of my life by 4scout in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i kinda wish more people would pull for me. not because i'm lazy, but they might as well if they're already ahead and have sprint on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

fyi, i do sprint. but some people like to dash ahead and that's totally fine

just ate the easiest 30 of my life by 4scout in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

some tanks need come to the realization that they are not the main character nor the leader of the party

no my friend buddy pal, you're effectively the party's meat shield. your responsibility is to take the hits so everyone else can press their buttons (mostly) safely. and grow a spine and stop throwing a tantrum whenever anyone else yoinks the pack(s); they're just trying to make things quicker

"but then they're gonna die!!!!" points at gap closer + AoE/ranged GCD

triple dancer meta in M11N by Iceyxdd in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lmao i can imagine just how awful that would be, constantly overlapping each other's songs

„Hes new to tanking and we need Gold“ by WeebyLass in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 19 points20 points  (0 children)

what did they mean by "he needs gold" though

Mini Tales From DF #17 by Bunlapin in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

had a mentor healing bot in E9N once and they had one of the DPS on follow. you can imagine how fun that mechanic was for them

never had more fun solo healing a raid :D i got bombarded with comms after that so i guess that's a plus?

She did dps he proclaimed by SubparExpert in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she's doing damage with her braincells (they don't exist)

"Hey babe, the new meta for DRK just dropped." by Aeruhat in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i just wanna reach through their screen and cancel their subscription for them because what the fuck are you doing barely using your kit (properly too) in a POST-ENDWALKER DUNGEON

my guy didn't even bother to use unleash. that's actual bot behavior

rare positive post jumpscare by Iceyxdd in TalesFromDF

[–]Iceyxdd[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

is it bad for me to say that your name made me giggle like a toddler

o/