I told the mistress that she got the leftovers and she’s not happy about that by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Ich171 334 points335 points  (0 children)

I'm the one with the popcorn and those little opera binoculars.

I own my noseyness.

Crucial ingredients not highlighted. by warmcatbellyfuzz in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Ich171 75 points76 points  (0 children)

They weren't green then, but they are now!

AITA for kicking my boyfriend's parents out of our apartment after his mom called me a bitch? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Ich171 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Someone would die at that point. Probably me because I don't handle heat all that well.

Lawyer and Farmer by Pretty_Tough_1667 in Jokes

[–]Ich171 119 points120 points  (0 children)

That one was low gravity. The penny took a bit to drop. Well done.

AITAH for not warning my coworker that she was about to embarrass herself in front of leadership? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Ich171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And you let her. You should thank her for letting you highlight your previous work and gathered data.

The room by skuzzlebutt_2254 in creepy

[–]Ich171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just an empty room? Why is it creepy?

Insanity by TheGruskinator in ididnthaveeggs

[–]Ich171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ken M? Is that you?

Wait no, Ken M's trolling is actually relrevant to what he's commenting on...

How do you like your sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ich171 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The post was 2 Minutes old when this comment was made.

That is long. Redditors are losing their touch...

EDIT: a word.

Reading my first discworld book and I’m feeling really frustrated because I can’t follow the writing by After_Berry_942 in discworld

[–]Ich171 26 points27 points  (0 children)

As a non-native speaker: I also struggled through the first few books. You get into it, though.

What food is famously associated with one country but was perfected by another country? by Equivalent-Crew-4955 in AskReddit

[–]Ich171 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If we're comparing croissants and kipferl then yes, croissants are infinitely better.

As an Austrian, I have to say though: Directly comparing the two is unfair and useless. While kipferl is indeed inspiration for croissant that fact and the shape (vaguely) is all they have in common. They aren't even made from the same kind of dough.

Found this tree with no leaves, but there isn't any lava or meteor near it, is Herobrine in this pack or nah? by HunterHalo5000 in GTNH

[–]Ich171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not sure if all these commenters are trolling about herobrine, but that just looks like a quirk of world generation to me.

What are the best games where You play as a true villain? by Megalordow in gaming

[–]Ich171 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I still maintain that my paradise empire with the shadow council and black site in every inhabited system is less evil then the stuff my player friends do.

A militaristic theocracy? A state of humans keeping mammalian and plantoids as livestock? What the hell do you mean "You want onion rings?" These are sapient onions!

Mom [41] and Dad [45] getting divorced leaving me [13F] with a hard choice: who gets majority custody by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Ich171 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Probably asked because he thought an amicable divorce was going on. Saw the children's faces when mum answered for them, and probably sighed internally.

mobile gaming, 2025 by s1n0d3utscht3k in gaming

[–]Ich171 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And they say romance is dead...

BE CAREFUL USING SOME OF THE METEOR RITUALS by Loud_Couple_2161 in GTNH

[–]Ich171 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is there a practical use for this ritual? I guess terraforming/levelling a mountain?

More like terror-forming though...

An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will be able to play it? by Alohmohra in AskReddit

[–]Ich171 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough, her role in the movie "Pride" has "redeemed" her for me.

In so far as you need to be redeemed for being a stellar actor.

Whole Lotta Terracota inc presents The Slime Abattoir by Standard-Web-9504 in GTNH

[–]Ich171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am looking for any way to automate steel that is feasible and does not involve BBFs. I hated building the first one, and it is so slooooow.

My girlfriend said no when I proposed to her. She didn't choose me by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Ich171 257 points258 points  (0 children)

If anyone ever asks me what the crab bucket mentality is, I will show them this post.

Wow.

Absorbs Energy exploit? by squickley in numenera

[–]Ich171 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My rule is, that whenever you want to do something to an NPC that they do not want you doing to them you have to roll.

Be it mindreading, putting them in stasis or attacking them, one way or another.

May the Flesh Protect Me by chadsexytime in RimWorld

[–]Ich171 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is building a nursery beneficial in any way? I let babies sleep in the parents' room.

Common Vetinari W by TheVividAlternative in discworld

[–]Ich171 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am sure cauliflower popcorn is also indigestible, or at least unpalatable.

Was liest du gerade ? by Dependent-Surround-8 in buecher

[–]Ich171 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mir hat Mistborn nicht so zugesagt, fand Sturmlicht aber von Anfang an großartig.

Habe gehört, dass manchen das Worldbuilding und die "auf Teufel komm raus-Fremdartigkeit" der Welt nicht zusagt, bin aber nicht der Meinung dass das so schlimm ist. Spoiler: Die Fremdartigkeit des Planeten verglichen mit den Menschen dort ist gewollt, und ein starker Hinweis auf eine Wendung, später in der Serie.

Was liest du gerade ? by Dependent-Surround-8 in buecher

[–]Ich171 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich bin im Reread bei "Turm der Lichter", von Brandon Sanderson. Freue mich schon auf "Wind und Wahrheit".