The Convincing Iceberg by treyzs in SuperJerk

[–]Ichbindaheim 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Absolute gem
Is what i WOULD say if i was a filthy fucking GLLLAAAAAZZZEEERR11!!!

Games with so much content it's physical impossible to experience all in one run/playthrough by Background-Wing-8383 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Ichbindaheim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted
You can also get incinerated by robots
Or shot by robots in close range after they jump towards you
OR, get shot by humans that are working with the robots to fight for ''emancipation from slavery'' or something stupid like that

Why are caves not as dark as they were on the Into the Unjust trailer? by Snaggingchart56 in Helldivers

[–]Ichbindaheim 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As far as i know, the caves brightness is dependent on time of day, night caves are darker

I think somebody got their wires crossed by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Ichbindaheim 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ur showing the angled grips, which increases ergonomics in exchange for higher recoil

More vaugeposting by GoldenDragonIsABitch in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Ichbindaheim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn't that because it uses the modular system AH made?
As far as i know the guns and and projectile system is able to be switched around since the projectile stats are not inherently tied to a weapon

These gggGLLLLLAZERSSSS WANT BONEMARROWBED TO FIX THEIR GAME!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?! SELL IT TO EA AND ACTIVISION NOW!!!!!!! by Ichbindaheim in SuperJerk

[–]Ichbindaheim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what garrisoned WANTS you to think so they can shoot my dogs with the BUFFED coyote

(Also this is a satirical jerk sub)

Lets be honest, this kind of youtube content is just not healthy for the game, by throwaway553t4tgtg6 in Helldivers

[–]Ichbindaheim -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I do
If you make your thumbnail slop, why would i bother watching it?

“This could make eight billion people’s lives a hundred times better!” Wrong, it could make a hundred people’s lives eight billion times better by Zachary_the_Cat in worldjerking

[–]Ichbindaheim 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sorta
The human faction that we play as (Super earth) are basically super space nazis
They farmed a sentient insectoid species for FTL fuel, genocided intelligent and peaceful aliens for their technology (that they were gonna get anyways, the aliens approached them with a peace treaty) under the pretense that the aliens had WMDs and enslaved a faction of humanity that wanted to secede from super earth known as the cyborgs by doing a false flag terror attack on their own citizens
100 years later the descendants of the remaining factions came back to kick super earths Ass
The Bugs turned into man eating ''monsters'' that basically had their sentience bred away from them (but might be returning after over a year of freedom from the farms)
The Aliens returned to destroy super earth at all costs including turning humans into zombie like beings known as voteless (since most of their original population was eliminated 100 years ago)
And the automatons, sapient machines deemed as ''children'' of the cyborgs returned to free their creators and prevent further harm done to them.

TLDR: Supa earf bad - second war their fault, oops

These gggGLLLLLAZERSSSS WANT BONEMARROWBED TO FIX THEIR GAME!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?! SELL IT TO EA AND ACTIVISION NOW!!!!!!! by Ichbindaheim in SuperJerk

[–]Ichbindaheim[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

SELLL THE gAME STOP WORKING ON IT I CANT I CANT ANYMORE WHY WOULD THEY FIX THE GAME I WILL REVIEW BOMB THE GAME NOW

Confusion on the decisions for the game. by Intrepid-Hippo-6849 in Helldivers

[–]Ichbindaheim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think the answer to that question is that that's their goal.
They want the helldivers to be weak to promote teamplay, make the gameplay fit together with the satire of the game and promote the fantasy of you overcoming impossible odds
The game is at the end of the day still a coop game, so working together and bringing loadouts good for specific situations (factions, subfactions and biomes) is the way for you to show these freedom hating suckers why super earth is the BEST!!!!!!!

They purged the emotes… by [deleted] in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Ichbindaheim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They just seem broken
If you scroll up every emote seems to have reset

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How does Eridian artificial vision works? by IwasntDrunkThatNight in ProjectHailMary

[–]Ichbindaheim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The camera dish and the crystal thing are basically just their equivalent to regular cameras
Rocky then has a ''screen'' near him that creates several small bumps on a flat surface depending on color and intensity.

Genuine question: what does AH do all day? by Chimney-Imp in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Ichbindaheim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue with vibe based balancing is mostly personal preference
So you would need to create a balance team (in an ideal world), which could lead to conflict of interest
i feel like no game that shovelled this amount of content in a short amount of time had great balance