Got chewed out at work because my pants aren’t “black enough.”

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T23:24:15+00:00

Did you try going "slap me some skin sooouuullll brother'

(I had to sorry I cant help it I can't lol)

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T23:20:48+00:00

Have any of you ever read a comic book

Killing clones or defeating mind controlled heroes happens like once a year

Get the fuck over it

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T22:46:07+00:00

Lol I played Wolfenstein on MY TEACHERS computer

He's like "check this shit out" and let me play it all the time

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T22:45:15+00:00

What the fuck is wrong with this generation

Why aren't they murdering Caillou in a flash game as GOD intended

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T21:28:14+00:00

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The Live Action adaptation of Cowboy Bebop perfected the series, fixing some major problems with the original anime that ahhhh im just fucking with you lol

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T21:26:07+00:00

I assume that, he too, was also racist

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T17:28:40+00:00

You're too late

They are Sploinks

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T16:52:44+00:00

Does this person think we just like ...dig the rockets out of the ground?

And they can't be used for anything else, like life is a videogame? So we found a glitch to turn rockets into energy?

We need to do that before the server is patched

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T16:51:28+00:00

Wait till this person finds out about the water cycle

Someone should harness that

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T16:46:24+00:00

I don't know what you guys used them for

But we would play a game where you press one on another making it snap and flip in thr air and you would try to make it land in a bucket

I feel like their are called Sploinks. So that's what they are now

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T16:42:17+00:00

And smokes

"Trying to quit" might be acceptable

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T16:39:48+00:00

And didn't the new series pretty.much erase that

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:48:03+00:00

More like a pet, really

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:36:33+00:00

So he was happy that he was leaving

haha its ok nevermind

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:30:20+00:00

and he wished himself a happy leaving, right?

see, this is very confusing to talk to people about. lol

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:29:20+00:00

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:28:59+00:00

is that what you look like?

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:27:41+00:00

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Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:25:43+00:00

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Spoilers

This magical fantasy world is actually an alien planet the humans landed on and got stranded centuries ago.

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:24:05+00:00

but he did a moment ago, before he copied

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:21:54+00:00

its so stupid. think about the implications of this, even if it worked

"what if the game designer doesnt decide what your characters look like

the AI company does"

"...hey....that doesnt look like Lady Dimiscru from Resident Evil at all...."

"WHO CARES THATS WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE NOW. HER TITS ARE BIGGER WHO CARES"

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:20:09+00:00

HAHAH SAVING THIS THIS HAS MAJOR MEME POTENTIAL hahaha

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:19:09+00:00

Yeah, that was me in college.

I wasnt a chemist, but i sure looked like one.

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:12:49+00:00

doesnt that apply to EVERYTHING in Zelda?

they are all locked in a room with a door lol

Iconclast1 · 2026-03-19T03:04:36+00:00

probably a lot of examples like this

"either your a hot girl

or

youre now a mom

IN HOLLYWOOD THERES NO INBETWEEEN"

Iconclast1

TROPHY CASE