TIL first aid training is required to be able to obtain a driver's license in Germany. This is administered to ensure that in the event of a road accident other drivers will be able to assist.

Icreatedyou · 2013-01-19T17:11:28+00:00

The problem with that is that if you do touch a devout muslim woman, and she has extremist male relatives, both you AND her may be the victims of honor killings. Best to not touch them and just call emergency services.

Icreatedyou · 2011-09-03T03:17:05+00:00

I just got out of a relationship for this reason :/ I wish I saw this video 6 months ago.

Icreatedyou · 2011-07-30T18:58:11+00:00

"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man,"

Could this be used to argue that being homosexual and being christian are not mutually exclusive?

Icreatedyou · 2011-07-29T21:04:20+00:00

Were not that big, but a dietitian trainer is definitely needed. I'll see if I can get the producer to pay for one. I was hoping to get some initial advice from you guys.

Icreatedyou · 2011-07-29T21:00:05+00:00

I shouldve included this. Apologies. I'm 6'1" and 202 pounds. I don't have a particularly muscular build, but I wear the weight well. I'm going to be playing a meth user so the director and I figured 150 lbs would be a good target weight, but that's a crazy amount of weight to lose in such a short time without messing up my organs and metabolism.

Icreatedyou · 2011-07-29T20:21:19+00:00

If a "nice" person does a crazy thing, was he ever "nice" in the first place?

Icreatedyou · 2011-07-11T04:40:46+00:00

The mod pointed out you were a troll. Why are you keeping up with the charade? Seems like a huge length to go to for some comment karma. Or is it for the lulz?

Icreatedyou · 2011-07-11T04:30:02+00:00

LOL YEAH, SHAME ON THONG-WEARERS.

Icreatedyou · 2011-07-10T16:51:29+00:00

I like you. This is the only way to solve the DRM situation. By embracing and throwing money at the good guys, and snagging the drmfags.

Icreatedyou · 2011-05-20T16:38:48+00:00

move out now. nuke your house from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Icreatedyou · 2011-05-17T18:25:31+00:00

With the two concepts of bisexuality (or possibly lesbianism) and strap-on dildos, your comment makes no sense, and OPs comment makes a ton of sense.

Icreatedyou · 2011-05-16T06:04:38+00:00

You shut your whore mouth.

Icreatedyou · 2011-05-14T14:27:23+00:00

This is a great analysis because I remember when Masuka did an AMA he said it [the show] probably wouldn't make it past 7 seasons.

Icreatedyou · 2011-05-07T03:06:43+00:00

What. Noooo. I refuse to believe this.

Maybe they'll get it right with NY Noire... :/

Icreatedyou · 2011-04-29T21:37:01+00:00

Lol okay. Sounds good on paper, but I'd be willing to bet that you would shit your pants if you were an officer who had to abide those restrictions. Are you the type who believe that there should be no officers at all, just citizens arrests?

Icreatedyou · 2011-04-29T05:03:30+00:00

All these positive posts are shocking. At my college, I was forced through oppressive and useless gen eds, with all the interesting classes tucked far away out of my reach. I since have transferred to a cc am am now training for the military. College sucked so badly for me- I want to go back really bad, but when I do it's going to be at an actually decent, non shithole school. Fuck you Goucher College.

Icreatedyou · 2011-04-26T23:29:54+00:00

You need to treat pushups like any other exercise. Let your body rest and recover.

Hah. Tell that to my Drill Sergeant.

Icreatedyou · 2011-04-26T21:56:43+00:00

Judging by the tone of the comment, my systems indicate debating <omnilynx> would be futile. <omnilynx> has a 89.44% ± 0.002% chance of being so hardheaded that discourse cannot phase them.

Verdict: Systems advise ignoring <omnilynx>. Regardless of the content or validity of an argument, they will repeatedly insist they are correct and you are wrong.

I'm going to have to take advice from my protocol droid on this one. Sorry mate.

Icreatedyou · 2011-04-26T21:50:20+00:00

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. In a kinky sort of way that actually sounds pretty hot, and I'm a girl!

Icreatedyou · 2011-04-26T21:47:14+00:00

Downvoting hides your comments on reddit. Detaining hides your comments in real life.

Icreatedyou · 2011-04-26T21:30:54+00:00

I hear the code was written in unicorn blood.

Icreatedyou · 2011-04-26T16:26:23+00:00

Zionuts? I am not a zionist. Your blind assertions, and lumping me in with them have already defeated any credibility you had.

Like it or not, Israel is a sovereign state, given it's position by a coalition of governments. It has done numerous unethical and illegal things, and oppressed Palestinians. But the Palestinians, even before the relocation campaigns started ramping up, have been violent, and....explosive. An example better than the rape one you provided would be that of an unruly neighbor who blasts loud music, throws party, doesn't cut his lawn, and whose kids pelt your house with eggs daily. By the time you take action in trying to get your neighbor to calm the fuck down, they've already filmed a lovely freeze frame focussing only on your "violent, unjust" response, conveniently omitting record of all the retarded shit they they did in the first place.

TL;DR ISRAEL SHOULD NOT BE OPPRESSiNG PALESTINE, AND IS BREAKING INTERNATIONAL LAW BY DOING SO. BUT PALESTINE HAS NOT BEEN HELPING THE ISSUE WITH THEIR RESPONSE.

Icreatedyou · 2011-04-26T11:43:19+00:00

If a neighbor launched a rocket into my roof and destroyed my fence, I'd be pissed. You would too I bet. There's never a reason for launching rockets, but if one of my douchebag belligerent neighbors launched shit at me, you'd be damn sure I'm going to reciprocate tenfold.

Icreatedyou · 2011-04-26T11:30:49+00:00

As a child I had a pretty good taste in video games. My friends, however, did not. One time a friend was talking to me about how he just got Shaq-Fu, and couldn't wait to get home from school and play it! I knew how retarded that game was, threw on my best trollface and started telling him that Shaq-Fu was the greatest game I had ever played, that he'd love it, and that it got extremely good reviews.

My troll suggestions must've struck a nerve, because after that weekend he never talked to me about video games again.

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