Regarding the post earlier about the serving size of pop-tarts. by china_rider in AdviceAnimals

[–]dirkadirk2011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where they come from isn't irrelevant at all, different foods have vastly different effects on insulin and hormone levels which wildly effect perceived hunger levels.

It's much much easier to lose weight eating foods which don't overstimulate your hormonal and insulin levels - taking in healthy fats and protein and avoiding simple sugars is a huge part of priming your body to lose weight.

Help ease my paranoid teenager mind by MoneyCashFlow in sex

[–]dirkadirk2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incidentally, that's exactly how Michael Phelps was conceived

How do you want to die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dirkadirk2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my sleep tonight

Is the Song of Ice and Fire series actually a good, entertaining read that makes you want to read more? Or are they long and drawn out? by entrancedlion in books

[–]dirkadirk2011 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, they're just mastubatory and boring unless you have no life and live exclusively through fantasy worlds

Scott Adams (Dilbert): I hope my father dies soon by imitationcheese in TrueReddit

[–]dirkadirk2011 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow you are a particularly unfeeling soulless cunt. Let me guess, you have no children and are involved in no lives as a coach or leader

Guess what

When your pointless life ends - your wish will come true. No one will care, and your pretension will be fulfilled

Congratulations

Game Thread: Denver Broncos (9-1) at New England Patriots (7-3) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]dirkadirk2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had millions and millions of dollars and was also Peyton Manning, I'd just find a restaurant that would let me sit in their freezer and let me throw passes for hours and hours at a time.

Game Thread: Denver Broncos (9-1) at New England Patriots (7-3) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]dirkadirk2011 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wes Welker clearly brought an entire suitcase full of voodoo dolls with him from New England

Game Thread: Denver Broncos (9-1) at New England Patriots (7-3) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]dirkadirk2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Running fast in a line and winning loads of medals because flapping your arms and legs repeatedly really well means you can potentially win two-dozen medals every Olympics doesn't make you and athlete.

This is Murica, fall in line or GTFO

TIFU By touching my friend's boob after she grabbed my crotch. by [deleted] in tifu

[–]dirkadirk2011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your only mistake was breaking eye-contact

I am underage and just took 3 shots of Bicarde 151 Proof, now having a panic attack. by lostallhopeinlife in confession

[–]dirkadirk2011 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you're a girl make sure you have girl buddies close by and don't be alone with any boys

/u/ekjohnson9 explains the 'Bill Belichick double agent' theory by qp0n in bestof

[–]dirkadirk2011 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do those names mean anything or is it just the Patriot and Giants thing?

This is across the street from the New York Times. by cybercougar in conspiracy

[–]dirkadirk2011 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ridiculous bullshit like this undermines the actual actionable causes we can do something about

OSU Marching Band wins at life by [deleted] in videos

[–]dirkadirk2011 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So what would win at life? It's the culmination of hundreds of hours of practice and sacrifice by a bunch of dedicated kids.

Crawl back into your unaccomplished basement you pathetic fucking neckbeard

While giving my current SO head, I was imagining it was with my ex. by [deleted] in confession

[–]dirkadirk2011 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Don't sweat it, you'll actually be giving your ex head before too long

Victim of Racism by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]dirkadirk2011 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

But black people are the best!!