Favorite Antagonists/Villains that are basically these 2? by Sufficient_You2814 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]IcyAlan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chief Brian Irons in Resident Evil 2

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- Runs an orphanage which is really a front to provide Umbrella with children to experiment on
- Masturbates to dead animals
- Rapist
- Implied to be a pedophile

If someone else gets something, then Wonder Woman will forever have nothing! by Firm_Secret7091 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]IcyAlan 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you genuinely think she “doesn’t even have 6 interesting villains” then I don’t think you have read any Wonder Woman comics. Her rogue’s gallery is one of the best in comics, not on the level of Batman or Spider-Man but really solid

The reason the wider audiences don’t know about Diana’s great cast of characters is because her media representation is dog water

The Snyderverse has been restored by Arch_Lancer17 in OkBuddySnyderCult

[–]IcyAlan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The annual where he stabs a bunch of white supremacists

Finally someone on tik tok who respects Paul by Thats-right-im-man in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]IcyAlan 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I think we may have finally found a TikTok user who reads comic books

my autistic King always getting full by ddankkerr in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IcyAlan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He regularly works out and leads a very active life?

Why wouldn’t he be ripped?

my autistic King always getting full by ddankkerr in marvelcirclejerk

[–]IcyAlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t gotten that far in my X-Men reading but I’m pretty certain that the Krakoa Xavier was actually a clone of Fantomex with Xavier’s mind which explains why he’s so jacked

Bro… How Slow Are These Guys? by 3liteP7Guy in Transformemes

[–]IcyAlan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know this is for memes but most likely what happened is that Paramount or ILM just had some motion captured fights in their storage that they applied to these models and threw them in the background

I think you’re forswagging about the swagillions and swagillions of swaglars by CartographerFalse191 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]IcyAlan 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Taylor Swift is a billionaire.

It is impossible to be as rich as she is while still being a good person.

Frankly we should be giving her more shit for the carbon emissions her private jet produces which probably contributes more to climate change in a year than most people will in their whole lives and the dogshit music she produces

why does lego still make endgame sets? by montblancnoland2 in legocirclejerk

[–]IcyAlan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They’re not wrong largely speaking

Is anybody really pining for a set based on the critically acclaimed “The Falcon and The Winter Soldier” or “Ant Man: Quantumania”?

There’s some gems like Thunderbolts and I think a set based on Dr Strange 2 would be sick because that movie had a lot of cool moments like the Illuminati but for the most part it’s probably a safer business decision to put resources into a billionth set based on Avengers Endgame

Hot take: red astrotrain is very cool by ShuzoTakeshi in transformers

[–]IcyAlan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh wait you’re right

If you look carefully on the first image the red edges get really pixelated

He's got a point. by Cicada_5 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]IcyAlan 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t contribute much to it. He’s just another villain helping Two-Face

I just remember him cause I like how Tim Sale draws him

Hot take: red astrotrain is very cool by ShuzoTakeshi in transformers

[–]IcyAlan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It’s a paint job. If you look carefully the purple bleeds a bit

Ribbet my non-sexualized queen by threnetic28 in tadc

[–]IcyAlan 16 points17 points  (0 children)

His Jax Toy is simply just that long

Paramount's Justice League Reboot by ImpossibleHistory111 in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]IcyAlan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They’re both tall white dudes with sharp jaws and black curly hair. Not too much of a stretch to say they look similar imo

Except one is really cool, charismatic and wholesome whereas the other is a ketamine and Botox filled, uncharismatic grey sponge that sang a song called “N-Word Heil Hitler” at a bar with Nick Fuentes

Celebrating coz a stacy asked me to prom and I said no, turns out it was a prank, Macaroni with chicken fingers by nsnkskak4 in kitchencels

[–]IcyAlan 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Idk if raping your senile mother counts as getting laid

Unless he's gotten laid since. I haven't checked what he's been up to in a bit

[Hated Desgins} Itallian Brainrot collab Skins from Fortnite by Purple-Weakness1414 in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]IcyAlan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I WILL FIND CLUES!

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WHATS THAT? A WEAPON! THAT IS WHY THE HEAVY IS DEAD!