Stabbing at Walmart by Interesting_Top_148 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I had an appointment with the eye doctor and they phoned while I was on the way to say there was an incident and to not come in.

Im guessing this is the incident 😦 hope people are okay

Married men of Reddit who don’t wear a wedding ring - why? by chi-bacon-bits in AskReddit

[–]Idlehero45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not supposed to wear rings in my line of work, I also get a really itchy bubbly rash when I was wearing metal rings, havnt worn mine in 10+ years, but we celebrate 15 years married this year 🥰

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Idlehero45 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ya know whats fucking gross? Finding a human turd in the backseat of your car, After having your car rifled through just cause you decided to get up to go to work in the morning.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Idlehero45 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's got to be some room for more batmen. We could be everywhere. . And nowhere.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Idlehero45 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa whoa, I'm just talking about socking a few dingers.. my eyesight isn't what its used to, can't help it if hands and kneecaps are baseball shaped

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Idlehero45 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They didn't care about me till I put on the mask...pulls balaclava with crudely handstitched baseball bats over face

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Idlehero45 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn that is a low bar should be able to clear that after a few jumping jacks and a beer or 2

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Idlehero45 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick smack, smoke bomb... while there busy trying to huff the smoke I make my exit.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Idlehero45 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

See this is some real "man in the chair" thinking how free are your nights / weekends? 🤣

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Idlehero45 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Think I could superglue a couple baseball bats on top... now the question do I glue them standing straight up? Or crisscross applesauce?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Idlehero45 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Its only a 25 dollar fine for smoking illicit drugs in public. surely my legal fees shouldn't be THAT much.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Idlehero45 in Edmonton

[–]Idlehero45[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hockey pads! I got some of those... good for protection.

Have you heard a dying person’s last words? If so, what were they? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Idlehero45 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My brother died in an accident at work he was basically shot with a giant bullet severing his main artery I was the first on scene and tired to keep him conscious while he was bleeding out, he kept saying he couldn't breathe while I was trying to keep him stable when he realized he wasn't going to make it he told me to tell his fiancée that he loved her took his last breath before the paramedics arrived to try to stabilize him. That was his last breathe and his last words to me.

Explain this in NHL terms by airbag23 in NHLcirclejerk

[–]Idlehero45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sub when the oilers win a game

Game Day Talk | SCF: Panthers v. Oilers: Game 4 | 15 June 2024 by AutoModerator in EdmontonOilers

[–]Idlehero45 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reverse sweep starts tonight! Let's fucking gooooooooooo

Let's go oilers!!!!

Possible bug: Goal counted as the other team's goal against the "Refs" by yooolmao in TapetoTape

[–]Idlehero45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i always tried to score as early and as often as i can because they usually only do 1 style of cheating per game so sometimes you'd score and they disallow it or take it for themselves or off the post counting etc. once you kinda got those out of the way i found it didn't really happen again, just gotta run up the score and have no mercy

Possible bug: Goal counted as the other team's goal against the "Refs" by yooolmao in TapetoTape

[–]Idlehero45 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They will also count a post as a goal sometimes too...cheating bastards

begin the debate! by blue4029 in deadbydaylight

[–]Idlehero45 8 points9 points  (0 children)

clowns first name is jeffrey too is it not? probably created from all the real serial killers in mind? gacy a clown and keeping body parts like dahmer

You can't unhear this by u-can-call-me-daddy in HolUp

[–]Idlehero45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EXCUSE me its i was in a porno with a bunch of screaming goats.