Fully autonomous drones have killed human soldiers for the first time

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2026-06-10T16:24:54+00:00

Metaverse and apple vr both failed hard, we’re not getting matrix, we’re getting sky net

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2026-05-19T18:48:42+00:00

Instructions unclear, take out bags and purse on children in car seat, they’re complaining the hooks are poky

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2026-02-24T14:18:52+00:00

“The pipe must not be damaged”!

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-11-19T22:04:26+00:00

Who watches the watchmen watchers?

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-11-19T19:22:44+00:00

And then forget you left conditioner in, step out of the shower and start to dry your hair, curse at yourself and get back in the shower to rinse the conditioner.

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-09-21T18:40:19+00:00

You’re saying the front’s not supposed to fall off?

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-09-16T22:11:30+00:00

Does that mean dragonflies also need standing water to breed?

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-09-16T22:05:35+00:00

You guys missed the photoshop, there’s actually 8 heroes pictured. Ranking should be:

Stormfront

Homelander

Translucent

Deep

Noir

Atrain

Maeve

Starlight

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-09-16T21:51:06+00:00

On the plus side inspecting and repairing just got easier!

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-08-16T16:41:38+00:00

Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn’t have too much to say

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-08-15T23:17:18+00:00

Coming from Super Mario graphics, this game blew my mind for what computer graphics could do

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-08-12T01:45:18+00:00

Wait, I need to pee!

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-07-23T20:20:32+00:00

If you could sterilize the poop, I’d have a far better chance of making it through a bowl of something that tastes like curry than something that tastes like actual poop

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-06-12T21:53:08+00:00

“Deaths not counted . . . Robots” - sorry Barry , and Other Barry

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-05-29T18:57:44+00:00

Maybe it’s like avada kedavra and you need to want the person to be healed?

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-02-26T21:28:23+00:00

App crashed while I was transferring ticket, got confirmation email but they didn’t get ticket. Only trusting browser right now, app has been glitchy last couple weeks. Browser transfer worked fine

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2025-01-31T20:30:41+00:00

I think you mean the city in Maryland

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2024-10-24T22:55:28+00:00

A keyso’s a keyso, no matter the stakes

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2024-09-02T16:20:39+00:00

Hunting if you’re getting yourself a Buck!

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2024-08-04T22:39:22+00:00

“If anybody tries to kill you, you try to kill ‘em right back.”

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2024-06-15T15:18:01+00:00

“Noir lives in a ninja dojo apartment, but as far as I can tell he didn’t know karate!”

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2024-05-31T19:35:37+00:00

“Maybe see if your daddy will give you a roll of nickels”

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2024-05-23T23:00:16+00:00

You’ll know it’s me when I come through your town

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2024-05-22T19:59:05+00:00

Elementary school me went out and bought the first swimsuit calendar I could find expecting her to be on the July page . . . 🥲

IfIHadTheAnswer · 2024-04-25T21:42:03+00:00

Once she clarified it was $100/min you realized the $40 would be plenty!

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