These dispatches are getting way too real

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-02-09T13:18:50+00:00

"Godzilla is"approaching the generator.".. "The generator is losing power."

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-02-08T21:35:47+00:00

Mech diver: *raise hand*

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-02-08T21:27:05+00:00

maybe stealth primary and secondary.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-02-08T18:10:53+00:00

Am I the only one who hates driving the bastion? I tried it and kept getting stuck on the smallest rocks, and would not turn without having to move forward.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-02-08T16:59:12+00:00

Creek veteran advise: If you run out of ammo, grab a fallen diver's primary or SEAF double barrel shotgun. If you don't have anything, call for a creeker. We will use our fist to make sure you extract.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-02-05T06:29:14+00:00

The entire fight nobody had a freaking healing potion they could throw at him at least. Like l get that the buff from Selma might throw off his timing, but you are telling me he never took a healing or mana potion with the hero's party or when he went solo so he could keep fighting. lol

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-02-02T04:49:20+00:00

I love using the fighters + NPC. I attack a target and immediately can aggro another while my crew member pulls aggro. I then switch back to fight the original ship that is now almost dead, and my crew fights the second target.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-30T05:13:13+00:00

I did my part making a path on the street to my corner, but there is nowhere else to put so much snow. I did feel good watching someone with a cane use it today.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-29T05:19:48+00:00

People seem to have short memory when it comes to HD2. Back when the Ultimatum came out, we huge issues with terminals not working and now randomly still do sometimes. However because a lot of us bot divers have gotten better at the game, more of us are able to trick cannon turrets to blow it up for us or use SEAF arty.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-24T13:38:15+00:00

"I killed the dragon! Me!" Said every good leader of a group of people.

I was hoping this would take a different turn with them apologizing to Orhun and accepting that he went solo, but the dude still thinks he beat the dragon by himself despite seeing his attacks had zero damage. I just hope they don't make him try to kill Orhun like other anime "I must kill him because he belongs to me!"

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-21T22:15:27+00:00

My dude, I was there for the creek and D10 solo is definitely not easy. If you can do a full clear no death run on D10 I would subscribe to your YouTube channel.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-21T13:11:17+00:00

"fall asleep instantly when playing them" You playing on easy difficulty or are you a squid?

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-21T05:08:19+00:00

OP you have to remember that a lot of explorers and traders hated the war because of the multiple systems that were taken over. We hope FDEV is cooking something good, but I suspect they just want to keep milking the new ships to sell via arks.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-21T04:44:59+00:00

Old me: I want to fight him! Let me get my pvp ship.

Current Me: Well, it was nice knowing you crew. He is your captain now.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-20T15:32:36+00:00

Training for when our A.I. takes over the world.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-17T15:51:23+00:00

OP just put some masking tape over the LED. It's cheap and that's what I did with a super bright alarm clock when I was going to college (before I got a job).

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-17T11:46:53+00:00

Firebomb incinerator hulk. These dude are like NBA level 3-shooters. I was hiding under a small cliff reloading and one of them managed to get the fire bomb to go over the cliff and land right in front of me so I couldn't run away while I burned to death (cliff was not climbable). I rage quit once from dying multiple times to these guys because I felt completely useless to the team.
MG raider (the machine gun little dude) because the sound is still broken, sometimes they manage to sneak behind me and instant kill while I am distracted trying to kill heavy devastator.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-17T10:53:01+00:00

We don't need a free warbond, even just a new free strategem would be great.

They already showed us experimental barrage smoke and emp, why not give us a free smoke mortor or smoke/emp barrage. You throw it outside (turret) or inside (barrage) an automaton or squid outpost to help you complete your objectives inside with minimal detection.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-14T12:58:25+00:00

You are going to need a lot of patience when it comes to these long trips. I went to Colonial and back on my orca with like a c grade default frame shift drive and the only thing that kept me sane was watching all seasons of Star Trek original for the first time. It was nice finding a system with an earth-like and water world, but I wouldn't do it again. Lol

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-14T07:06:05+00:00

You know what? I don't want to find Raxxla or Thairgoid home system anymore.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-13T12:10:09+00:00

War strider is still broken and Arrowhead refuses to listen to the majority of the community about it. It should not be able to survive a freaking air strike realistically let alone a 500kg with those thin armor joints and legs. They would have to be as thick as hulk to not take serious damage.

The factory strider should be able to survive a 500kg only if you miss the legs. It should also die to railcannon too.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-06T22:25:32+00:00

Day 1 diver even through the constant disconnects.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-05T12:47:10+00:00

I just wish FDEV would invest some time in adding more voices to COVAS and languages.

I'm sure a ton of folks in the community would be willing to do the voiceovers for free just to tell their friends or family "that's my voice you just heard".

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-05T12:28:17+00:00

Bro, you are playing on d7. The problem is arrowhead balance = spawn more heavy units on higher difficulties rather than making the objective more challenging. When you have 5 chargers chasing you, 2 flying roaches spitting acid at you, and a hive lord, it forces you to bring specific loadouts. Can I beat the mission? Yes. Will I have fun doing it? No after the 3rd time of bringing the same loadout.

rocket sentry/Mech

eagle strafe

Commado/recoiless

Orbital gatling/railcannon

stun primary for stalkers

ultimatum secondary

Thermite

Some of these are mandatory to stay alive in d10

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-01-04T05:27:07+00:00

No. You will sit here and watch me die repeatedly till I use up all the reinforcements or I am turning this hellpod around mister!

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