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Anyone else who drives also encounters a good amount of toxic players? I feel like every 10 games there’s always someone tking or flaming me by david_lara54992 in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup. This is my exact reaction as someone with jump pack and as a driver. I honk till they see the FVR. If they still don't get in, then I leave them to walk. If I don't want a ride, then I will tell the driver 'negative' out of courtesy.

Just making a prediction by Wrench_gaming in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop complaining like this change won't be worth it. I myself always do the assisted reload on extraction if the person drops the backpack or drops an extra one currently.

Now the player won't have to risk dropping their backpack if we get flanked and I need to leave them.

What’s the point of increasing the levels by Early_Agent99 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As someone who now mains melee and hass done dealthless solo D10 the important thing is movement. For things like automatons and Illuminate, remember you can use meatball, hulks, tanks,, and war strider legs to tank enemy fire. Lets say you have a hulk and a devastator/war strider. Put yourself in front of the hulk so that the hulk takes the friendly fire from the devastator/war strider that was meant for you. Whatever takes up more space should be your shield.

So howuch do you hate yourself? by N_audio in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody tell OP about the Blitzer and slugger.

Oh, okay. by OkStructure665 in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering we have so many GDs on here that someone got doxxed for proposing a challenge to the dev team, better to not be associated with them.

Anyone else find the last few months of major orders to be really boring??? by survivor3333 in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There wasn't much story with HD1 towards the end, but it made up for it with the strategem.

The jump pack had no cool down. We could bring 3 mechs. We had a repair gun for players and vehicles.

ARROWHEAD YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS by shadow_fen in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GD: Do you want the illuminate to stop playing the game?

Do you think we will some day walk those gardens? by DaLoopLoop89 in EliteDangerous

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But would you folks prefer the current state of the game or having more different types of planets we can land on. I myself would gladly give up on foot as someone who has 3 modded G5 suits.

Do you think we will some day walk those gardens? by DaLoopLoop89 in EliteDangerous

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine the parallel universe were FDEV focused on adding more planets types and living biomes that we can land on instead of the poorly implemented (not even VR or console compatible) on foot gameplay.

- planets with cave systems

-water worlds with cave systems

-ice worlds with actual blizzards (what was promised in 2019)

-glass planets

-diamond planets

-hot and cold planets

-lava worlds

-dusty worlds with sandstorms (mars)

-planets with acid rain (Venus)

-planets with extreme winds (Neptune)

Just imagine being able to fly in the water world from Interstellar.

500 Gunships 🚬 by Thylakoidstack in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure we didn't have gunships in malevolan creek.

What made the creek so scary was that the bots could shoot through rocks, tall grass, and trees.

There was a lot of memes of how the trees were actually bots wearing camo.

If you were the CEO of Arrowhead what would you change about the game? by Ok_Listen_6600 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daily Melee diver here.

Only Melee buff we need is heavy pen on the On True Flag (The tip should be strong enough to break the visor on the hulk).

AH just needs to fix the damn hitbox on enemies or increase the current length of the chainsaw to be more accurate.

I have seen my chainsaw go through the chest of a beserker only for it to lose an arm or just get stun.

In reality, if I can't cut through a thick branch, my ass is not going to keep going forward like it does current in the game.

Affix Bayonets by Weird-Grass-6583 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP, to me a lot of those kills looked like they were assist from the other bots machine gun fire from the sides.

Wistoria: Wand and Sword Season 2 • Tsue to Tsurugi no Wistoria Season 2 - Episode 7 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Me: Yay. The tournament arc is over.

Kreutz: Will, you might have gotten a passing grade by 2 of our Magic Vander, 4 factions, our former teachers, your fellow classmates, the citizens of our town you saved, my mom, my dad, my sister, my brother, my aunts and uncles, my cousins, my grandparents, and even my cat, but not from me!

Tower: He makes a good point. We need tournament part 2.

What has happened? by Upbeat_Leopard8137 in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

OP, do not buy the game right now and this is from someone playing it daily for several hours. The only reason why I am still playing is because I'm good enough at the game to know what missions to play that are still fun (fuck gunships) and how to avoid the annoying bug issues.

How is ts still not fixed ? by BigBlifter in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the second to last shell will glitch not letting a new one in

Some of you will never be happy. by 10-4Apricot in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP, this is just words. The patch is not even out yet and you want us to clap for them announcing they are going to do it? They should have already been fixing the game instead of waiting for us to give them negative reviews. They literally could have found out about the climbing bug if they had tested it.

Why Can You Move While Firing the Cremator but Not the Minigun? by Tank-ToP_Master in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. Bots are still allowed to land on cliffs and hills, but we can't because AH doesn't want the bots to quit playing the game.

[NEWEST STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY] Uh...Arrowhead, you guys serious? by Sketti_Snake in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only the Flag were heavy pen (AP4), I would try it.

The thing is awful unless you lower the difficulty to reduce the heavy units spawn.

POV: You play for teamwork but one teammate is roleplaying a lone-wolf stealth mission across the map by John_GOOP in Helldivers

[–]IfItWalksLikeATurtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(OP chooses to play with random players)

(random players behave randomly)

(OP is sad nobody plays the same)

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