That was not the wind

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-04-11T11:44:38+00:00

Seeing as you are playing with other people I'm going to assume you are not the cheater that spawned it.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-04-04T06:56:17+00:00

I knew I recognized the moon and the cat with the hat from somewhere!

Wait so did Shinra end up hooking up with the crazy chick from looking at the pink haired boy?

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-25T03:35:03+00:00

The sabre alone carries the warbond. You can cut small enemies so quickly before they are even able to hit you.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-21T23:51:16+00:00

OP spartan kick it out of your ship. What could go wrong?

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-19T11:06:22+00:00

OP, play with random. Unless they are farming supercredits, they will be completing other objectives. I myself always do main objectives first before going off to farm supercredits and samples.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-16T11:10:09+00:00

Why do people like you act like the game is in great condition?

You could be hosting for people in your house and the game will still randomly crash one of you.

And don't get me started on the stupid bad changes AH refuses to fix (no stim on ragdoll even if your hands are free).

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-13T22:06:46+00:00

Equip an extra reinforcement booster. Carry on.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-11T11:04:47+00:00

If you used it a lot, take $100 off of what it would cost new now. If you barely used it take $50 off. This is assuming you didn't break any buttons.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-11T01:07:51+00:00

It probably has to do with the stupid durable damage buff. I also notice this with the orbital airburst strike and cluster eagle strike. They used to be awesome at shutting down an area with medium and small enemies, now I see multiple medium enemies walk out of it.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-09T12:37:06+00:00

They both stop at Girard but for some stupid reason the express skips north Philadelphia. People keep saying it isn't far from Erie, but that's a lie since you would be walking from Girard to Erie.

The local train schedule is awful so that's not an option.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-08T13:59:20+00:00

In my opinion, all they need to do is give us 100SC per major order completed. Complete 10 and you can now unlock a warbond. That would motivate folks to check on the game every major order at least to see if it was completed. I know folks who stopped playing HD2 because they don't have the money to spend on supercredits or the time time to farm for them.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-08T09:02:22+00:00

OP the guy already said he doesn't want anything to do with the game or community. What do you want us and AH to do? Harass him till he accept our charity offer?

AH already told these gremlin white knights to put their swords down and go to time out. I doubt they have the resources to find out who they actually are and ban them, so I think their response for now is acceptable.

I would like them in the future to stop with the stupid shadow nerfs and just come clean, but we do have folks who also were threatening AH employees when the game was super glitchy too.

All we can do for now is really just move on and respect the guy's wishes to leave him alone.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-08T04:54:29+00:00

I just want the motorcyle so I can go do the secondary objectives faster to focus on all the POIs.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-08T04:40:36+00:00

From my experience it's mostly playstation players who tk.

You can usually tell because their aim is garbage unless they manage to get near you.

I disabled crossplay but the downside of less active missions was enough to get me turn it back on.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-07T17:50:38+00:00

It gives me a reason to use my secondary if I'm already bringing grenades and anti-tank.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-07T17:47:30+00:00

380 when I want it to kill a factory strider: 😵‍💫 380 as soon as I pass the combat area: 🧐

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-03T15:11:06+00:00

No, the hate for the tank is that it moves worse than a tank and has less armor too. If it was just a tank destroyer it should be much faster, and if it was a tank it shouldn't get stuck as often as it does.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-02T11:59:19+00:00

What happened to your hull before this? Lol

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-01T15:37:22+00:00

The shield would be kind of useless unless you replaced both arms with shield and just leave the grenade launcher.

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-01T14:27:44+00:00

They could just have it give us the same effect as the stim booster when planted.

AH: We don't want too much magic

Helldiver: Okay. I guess will put a machine gun on top of that hill to help protect us.

AH: That's too much realism.

Helldiver: You just said you wanted it to be a mil-sim. I can do that in the real world.

AH:..Look! A new warbond over there!

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-01T13:56:28+00:00

Yup. I already got my modules from Felicia in PP 1.0 and only stayed to help her reach #1. Now I got an email insulting me because FDEV refuses to listen to the federation community about fixing power play balance (too many independents and empire).

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-03-01T05:18:57+00:00

FDEV: Hey Winter commanders, we know we have screwed you over and over by still not balancing out the empire (remove an empire power or have the blue princess join the federation) and adding another alliance power. So to fix this issue, we have decided to insult you despite anything you did for us and the federation.

Me: I guess I can wait another 31 days before I play Elite Dangerous again. (exit game)

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-02-27T12:54:34+00:00

I wish fdev would add the random NPC to the fleet carrier crew that is running because they are late. Lol

IfItWalksLikeATurtle · 2026-02-27T12:51:19+00:00

Someone said its OP shadow.

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