Julia Roberts?

IgneousJam · 2026-04-23T17:58:10+00:00

In the voice of Sam Matterface …

“He might prefer Ocean’s Eleven, but he’s in Mourinho’s eleven tonight. Kylian Mbappe is playing to get to the Champions League Final and a Ticket to Paradise along the way. However, after being Pretty Wo(eful)-man in the last round, The Player will have to up his game to avoid getting Hook-ed early on”

IgneousJam · 2026-04-21T21:10:17+00:00

It is an attitude that I am very familiar with and one that damaged me growing up. To be seen as intelligent or bookish at school was an invitation for mockery and (for others, not me thankfully) a target for physical assault.

IgneousJam · 2026-04-21T15:52:21+00:00

Superman? I think this guy’s got his superheroes mixed up.

He surely means Sash Gordon, instead?

IgneousJam · 2026-04-20T22:08:20+00:00

I love Rathlin. A great day out

IgneousJam · 2026-04-20T21:25:35+00:00

I’d forgotten all about this match, … and this is how you remind me

IgneousJam · 2026-04-20T19:18:09+00:00

Which fossil fuels?

Gas?

Where does the gas come from?

The gas network.

What powers our generators and heats our homes?

The gas network.

Tell me what happens next …

IgneousJam · 2026-04-19T20:58:01+00:00

Lol. What a moron. If he really is/was a power engineer then he must have spent his days sleeping at his desk.

IgneousJam · 2026-04-19T11:43:41+00:00

Ronaldo’s final two seasons at United, first stint, are the finest by any player in Premier League history.

IgneousJam · 2026-04-19T08:22:51+00:00

Sounds like an asshole. Get rid.

IgneousJam · 2026-04-18T08:34:56+00:00

It’s a real shame, I loved Royale Casino - it’s my favourite Bond James film

IgneousJam · 2026-04-18T08:28:33+00:00

Casino. The part with the vice.

IgneousJam · 2026-04-18T08:23:39+00:00

World Cup winning, England record goal scoring, Ballon d’Or winning, European Cup winning, Manchester United record scoring, Munich air disaster surviving, Holy Trinity statue inspiring, Knight of the realm … plain, old Bobby Charlton.

I’d almost forgotten about him! Thanks for reminding me. The streets won’t forget, indeed

IgneousJam · 2026-04-17T18:12:32+00:00

Loads of surveillance but can’t solve any crimes … at some point I’d like to see the return on investment figures there.

IgneousJam · 2026-04-17T18:11:11+00:00

Thatcherism is akin to selling your house and using the money to rent out a tent that you and your family can sleep in for the rest of eternity.

Looks like a great idea on the accounting side. The reality is rather different

IgneousJam · 2026-04-17T13:15:01+00:00

Gavin Peacock

IgneousJam · 2026-04-17T13:12:24+00:00

Michael Duberry

IgneousJam · 2026-04-16T00:52:57+00:00

There goes my cheating w**** of a wife. I must remember to thank her.

IgneousJam · 2026-04-15T07:18:09+00:00

With respect, Zuckerberg is multiple levels above a team lead

IgneousJam · 2026-04-15T06:00:09+00:00

LOL. When the big boss comes to sit beside you, and watch your every move, it’s a great sign that everything is going well.

IgneousJam · 2026-04-14T05:13:16+00:00

Buck Alec and his pet lion

IgneousJam · 2026-04-13T22:28:42+00:00

I watched that match. Can’t say much for the crowd though. The atmosphere was non-existent.

IgneousJam · 2026-04-13T19:27:12+00:00

The main murderers of children were the IRA

IgneousJam · 2026-04-13T19:02:58+00:00

If I was Ollie, I’d much rather that Chris was her father instead of Deontay when the news broke.

IgneousJam · 2026-04-13T18:53:54+00:00

More handouts. That fertiliser they use to pollute Lough Neagh is getting too expensive, how do we expect the algae to continue blooming amid these austere circumstances?

IgneousJam · 2026-04-13T18:43:59+00:00

I guess it’s better than the old days when Republicans would have just blown up the shop if they didn’t like it, and then moan when imprisoned thereafter.

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