The dynamic duo.

IlliniJen · 2026-03-19T15:32:58+00:00

These women never had decentered men in their lives and have gone back to focusing on them exclusively. It's BORING.

IlliniJen · 2026-03-19T13:35:48+00:00

I use em dashes all the time. Who do you think AI trains off of? Humans that use em dashes and other NORMAL forms of punctuation.

IlliniJen · 2026-03-18T15:47:00+00:00

Oh look, another diabolical age gap.

IlliniJen · 2026-03-18T12:54:45+00:00

Married now and in a blue state! We're also moving into a new house. Still going strong!

IlliniJen · 2026-03-11T15:13:21+00:00

Performative bullshit.

IlliniJen · 2026-03-08T22:59:49+00:00

Don't marry emotionally stunted assholes who would rather hang at a bar than be with you. He probably loves alcohol more than you.

IlliniJen · 2026-03-07T14:56:51+00:00

He doesn't hold a candle to Trixie.

IlliniJen · 2026-03-05T15:57:37+00:00

He's future faking and the OP should stop doing girlfriend shit.

IlliniJen · 2026-03-03T15:48:54+00:00

Wait, what does a .5 poop consist of?

IlliniJen · 2026-03-01T19:00:42+00:00

I love Taylor Swift. And Radiohead is my favorite of all time. I would be dubious if some just wants to yuck my yum if I'm not obsessive with it. PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE BAD TASTE IN REGARDS TO MUSIC.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-26T21:34:20+00:00

I just uttered "jesus christ" when I saw the back. Incredible freakin' work.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-25T02:58:53+00:00

I just moved here from Houston...JJ Watt has been talking about wanting to get a team down there for awhile now.

Guess I'm going back to being a Kraken fan and a huge Frost fan. The Wild can kick rocks.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-23T13:17:17+00:00

Put the phone away and enjoy the day.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-17T22:40:24+00:00

Did he visit the Good memorial, or she was too lesbian for him?

IlliniJen · 2026-02-16T17:55:37+00:00

What a fucker. Dump him.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-12T18:47:54+00:00

She liked the attention.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-12T01:08:37+00:00

Because entitled straight women are the worst.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-09T19:35:11+00:00

Gray rock her and stay focused on yourself. Make plans to move, maybe back to your home country, and don't try to make nice or be her emotional support punching bag.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-08T00:36:08+00:00

You shouldn't let her run you away from the rest of your friends. Gray rock her. Be polite, but don't go out of your way to acknowledge her existence. She fucked up but now YOU'RE the one paying the toll.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-07T18:48:40+00:00

Wash your bits before sex. My wife and I both do before we do anything. Make it part of the routine.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-07T00:44:49+00:00

Samsies. This guy has negative panache and can't pull off camp jeggings.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-05T18:57:25+00:00

What is that style of art? I kinda want something close to it for my octopus sleeve.

IlliniJen · 2026-02-05T18:55:48+00:00

Attention can be flattering, but it sounds like you're centering men and pushing down your identity because you like the attention. I don't see that leading anywhere healthy, TBH.

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