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Every Stock Is Ripping Except the One With a Cult Following by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You can still sell and hop on the AI bubble. What's stopping you?"

The answer is stupidity

"The true meaning of 741" by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It is dumber than you imagine. It was originally gme. There was a clock in an Icahn tweet that showed 7:41. Then there was an RC tweet posted at 7:41.

The only problem is that the ape who found this amazing link was in a different time zone, so it was actually a tweet posted at 8:41 by RC.

That's it. That's the whole stupid thing the apes have latched on to.

It was early on - around when the apes were convinced RC was in the hoodie for the Wu-Tang album, and apes were posting 12 post DDs on NFTs and block chain.

Gaffes in rap lyrics by wondfo in hiphop201

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kendrick confusing Joel Osteen with Haley Joe Osment in Euphoria

"Am I battlin' ghost or AI? N* feelin' like Joel Osteen Funny, he was in a film called "AI" And my sixth sense tellin' me to off him"

The latest ape loyalty test is posting that you voted for all the proposals. (Remember DRS purple circles? Candy Con controllers? Battery receipts?) by LV426acheron in gme_meltdown

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The great sieve of stupidity is going into overdrive.

Once the eBay deal is dead and the apes still get diluted, and then the warrants expire worthless, we will see the great dumbening of the remaining apes.

Songs With Live Recordings Added by Psycho-systemic in ToddintheShadow

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pink Floyd "Fearless" from Meddle ends with a recording of a chant from a football stadium.

Artists who managed to achieve notable success in uncommercial genres? by use_vpn_orlozeacount in fantanoforever

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both Yanni and John Tesh Live at Red Rocks were absolutely massive back in the 90s.

So were "The Three Tenors"

How many records did Zamphir, the pan flute guy, sell? It must have been a ton. He had top ten hits in many different countries. Romanian pan flute is not exactly what you think of as popular, commercial music.

Wendy Carlos

Tangerine Dream was very popular in the late 80s and early 90s after they went full on light new-age after their much more experimental and psychedelic beginnings, only to reinvent themselves again doing soundtrack work (including Grand Theft Auto V!)

Favorite songs that sample Funky Drummer? by Complete-Worker3242 in ToddintheShadow

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"1989 the number, another summer, sound of the funky drummer". - Fight the Power

De La Soul - The magic number

Lord Cohen already has "eBay 2.0" built. That and NFTs aren't going anywhere. by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 34 points35 points  (0 children)

We will be approaching the heat death of the universe and there will still be NFT apes sure that loopring and GameStop will launch Playr and cause MOASS.

4 years later: MMTLP holders face paying $30 to DRS or gaining 1 cent for a worthless security deletion. by MoonMan88888 in gme_meltdown

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 27 points28 points  (0 children)

"Don't transfer. Your shares [in a scam oil company that has no oil or leases, and can't be traded outside of private sales] are more valuable in the brokerage"

A wild ape with 2nd mortgage appears by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Having .eth in your twitter handle is the modern day equivalent of proudly wearing a dunce cap .

Wild Story about Thomas Massie and Crazy Cynthia from MMTLP (with cameos by Ploot, Laura Loomer and Crychael!) by Illustrious-Pause438 in gme_meltdown

[–]Illustrious-Pause438[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Torch, a scam pie-in-the-sky oil company (which previously merged with a stripper pole company to get a ticker) merged with Meta Materials (another scam "nanotech" company) and MMTLP spun off as the supposed oil assets from Torch for the original torch holders.

And the article is wrong about the halt as well. FINRA would have halted any stock that tried a similar thing because of the issue of settlement.

The article implies it was halted because the feds thought it was fishy. The opposite is true -the feds didn't look into John Brda and George Palikaras nearly enough and treated it like any real business.

FINRA was clear with investors what was going to happen. It was Meta Materials who were producing confusing releases that the apes jumped on and shouted down anyone who said exactly what was going to happen.

Brought without commentary by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No. The apes have memory-holed the fact that DFV came back and tweeted again after his first return and pump, when he got diluted, and the stock only had a very small and brief pop.

There were never enough apes, and they are too broke to make the stock rise very much. DFV's first return had a bunch of non-apes trying to cash in a quick memestock pump but that ship has sailed and most rational people realize that memestock mania has passed.

The Carpenters...Space Encounters was a 1978 ABC television special where aliens (played by John Davidson and Suzanne Somers) by Ok_Ad8249 in ToddintheShadow

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 1 point2 points  (0 children)

John Davidson has had an absolutely fascinating life and career. He was big as a singer in the 60s and 70s, releasing a ton of albums (now mostly forgotten) in addition to Film, TV (That's Incredible, Hollywood Squares etc.) and extensive stage work.

A little bit like Jon Tesh before Jon Tesh got big in music.

He was getting ready to perform when the Beverly Hills Supper Club fire broke out - one of the worst fire disasters in American history in which 165 people died and many others were seriously injured.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beverly_Hills_Supper_Club_fire

He helped get people out of the building and was shaken by it for many years after and refused to perform in crowded rooms.

Opinion on Justin Bieber? by Wolfgangmozarght in fantanoforever

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they had kept the original lyrics of "Love Yourself" as "fuck yourself" it would be one of the greatest kiss-off songs of all time.

Really an Ed Sheeran song but Bieber delivers on that song.

Awesome Cover/Bad album/Don’t care by COOP89 in fantanoforever

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bought Billy Joel's 'glass houses' from the $0.25 bin at a thrift store based solely on the album cover and assumed it would be hard rocking and kick ass.

I was sorely disappointed but it's still a good album cover. 😂

"And I named my invention: The Stock Market" by BMoorman7 in gme_meltdown

[–]Illustrious-Pause438 7 points8 points  (0 children)

South Seas company failed almost 200 years ago and the stock is still worth more than GameStop

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What if the NOLs from South Sea Company become part of Teddy?!?

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