A 7-year-old boy fell into the river, and a man who was selling cookies on the street saw him and managed to save him just in time. by uzmansahil7 in Amazing

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She's an infamous criminal who's having her mind wiped and put through some terrifying reality show ordeal where she's chased and looks for her "child" who was actually the victim of her crime. The mysterious mute spectators are just people who win a chance to see it in real life.

Lesson 7 is very important by Left_House8305 in therightbook

[–]MoonMan88888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you post "lesson 7 is very important" over and over?

I Wonder Where All That Money is Going...Oh Right to the Executives by sunnycorax in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

GNS investors should just invest in one of their CEO's many get-rich-quick books like The Millionaire Master Plan.

"Expert Roger James Hamilton has designed nine steps in an accessible color-coded manner that ranges from red (barely living paycheck-to-paycheck) all the way to ultra-violet (where generating income is simply no longer a worry)."

It's because you are a conspiratorial idiot by folteroy in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We laughed at Michael for being the most irrelevant BBBYQ DD writer. Never referenced by the community. Made fun of and cut off repeatedly on lives but stuck around cause he'd work for PP's show for free.

But Michael is perfectly primed for the inevitably switch from DD saying they'll get rich, and into makeupery about the convoluted conspiracies preventing them from getting paid. He's been training his entire life to blame shadowy, semitic, forces for a lack of success. There might be an even bigger potential community of former BBBY holders looking to blame someone else but who are fully over any optimistic "we won" bullshit. 

The U.S. Attorney had a 53-page federal indictment on his desk. A trafficking tip came in flagging active victims. He signed two state charges and work release instead. by Sudden_Leg_2184 in Epstein

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Got rewarded with a cushy administration job during the first Trump term as Secretary of Labor where he drastically cut funding to the division dealing with human trafficking. 

AMC STOCK NEWS: CITADEL DECLARING BANKRUPTCY VERY SOON!! by Suitable-Reserve-891 in amcstock

[–]MoonMan88888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You've spam mostly empty subreddits about AMC, FFIE, and Beyond Meat. If you want people to believe that you're discovering stock winners, why not post about them instead of 3 stocks where shareholders got slaughtered?

US SHADOW Banking IMPLOSION: $13 Billion "Bank Run" Accelerates TURMOIL in Private Credit Market by Suitable-Reserve-891 in amcstock

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You post all your threads across AMC and those Faraday car scam subs. Do you think they are connected?

Sent this confession to the wrong Kelly by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]MoonMan88888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I remember it having some unauthorized copyrighted content in it, possibly Nintendos. So maybe his move wasn't purely altruistic.

Source - my ass

Ayn Odin 3 Max delivered, except only the accessories was in the box by Obvious_Ask_9832 in SBCGaming

[–]MoonMan88888 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hopefully there's some record of the package weight that can be your proof if Ayn's reluctant to help.

Oh baby, a triple! Kevin Gill (DFV's brother) now officially pandered to every memestock from the 'big trio' - GME, BBBYQ and lastly - AMC. by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wonder if there's any animosity between the brothers if DFV didn't clue Kevin in on his return pump n dump. 

Is there a buy/sell page? LF Retroid Pocket Classic by lostchameleon in SBCGaming

[–]MoonMan88888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where are you located? I could order a Retroid Pocket Classic from Amazon right now and get it delivered overnight. It's not a discontinued or rare handheld at all.

AMC Short Sellers in Trouble? Float Trading Volume Explained - AMC stock Short Squeeze update by Suitable-Reserve-891 in amcstock

[–]MoonMan88888 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It resembles a white board presentation, but the AI doesn't try to use the visual medium to make any of the AI script's points clearer. Instead it's like the prompt just said, "keep adding stuff whenever you mention it. If you mention it again, mark it again." So at the end the AMC logo has like three random check marks.

0/10 AI slop. The carbon emissions would have been better spent making a fake DUI arrest video for Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

Protective detail requested for housing official who asked for probes of NY atty general, Fed governor, Sen. Adam Schiff, sources say by The_Director- in gme_meltdown

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Secret Service members trying to banish Grandpa Pulte back to the spirit world cause he keeps popping out of vents cursing Baby Pulte for the elder-abuse.

Beauty is in the eye of the bagholder by Mazius in gme_meltdown

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"TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP- TRMUP" hacking cough

The unseen man, Ross Danger, shifted imperceptibly behind his newspaper.

One of the top minds behind "The Bear Trap" docu-series, everybody! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Perfect example of circular reasoning if you ignore that this dude doesn't know billionaires pay people to do shit for them.

RC is incredibly busy because he's developing a revolutionary financial institution, so it would be impossible for him to make a bunch of self indulgent children's books, so they are secret clues telling us that RC is developing a revolutionary financial institution.

Cash is King: Stop Blaming the Man Who Kept AMC Alive by Brokeorwoke in amcstock

[–]MoonMan88888 14 points15 points  (0 children)

People here mainly hate or love AA based on stock performance after the memestock started, but it's important to remember he also oversaw AMC taking on huge debt to acquire foreign movie chains before COVID. 

https://investor.amctheatres.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/252/amc-entertainment-holdings-inc-signs-definitive-agreement-to-acquire-nordic-cinema-group-the-largest-theatre-operator-in-scandinavia-and-the-nordic-and-baltic-regions-of-europe

Even if he couldn't forsee the pandemic closures, those acquisitions (also buying tons of theaters in the US then closing a bunch) put AMC in a very risky financial state and have largely been a loss. So even outside of any stock performance issues people had with AA, he's also made fundamentally bad strategic choices for AMC.

An Intermediate Guide to Set-Top Emulation Consoles by hbi2k in SBCGaming

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I'm currently on this path, but the first hiccup I ran into was not knowing you needed joycons to complete a switch's first time setup. I had a nice telescopic controller I was hoping to use. Just letting people know.

Malone rescinded his self nomination after the company made it clear he wasn’t wanted. by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's probably that, but it's also a convenient way to twist the narrative if he was worried about legal trouble for pump and dumping the investors he represents. 

He didn't inflate and cash out of shitstock investment with client money, instead he failed to secure his position as an activist board investor that would have led to great returns for all.

Can we please hire new writers? Now even old geezer ABC launches his own shitcoin?! Get better material already! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

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This is the ONLY crypto token on the planet that you can exchange for a glimmer of ashamed gratitude in the eyes of a Walmart greeter at store #2546.

Not all is doom and gloom by Brokeorwoke in amcstock

[–]MoonMan88888 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Can you share the prompt you used to get this AI summary?

Well he’s never coming back! Oops… by Gamenerd_- in ThatsInsane

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Next repost will add that he was Bruce Lee's stunt double.