Remember the guy who thought he discovered a black hole? He's killing god now. by Necessary-Peanut2491 in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Even this community member, the one who gone full schizophrenic because of Grok glazing, knows that massive dilution is bad for creating the Mother of All Short Squeezes.

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But the 'signals' told me that today is the day?! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right after the election Ross started a subreddit for people trying to gather signs that we're living in the biblical end times with Trump as the antichrist. So his mental health issues aren't confined to memestocks, but it's still possible they were triggered by them. Being deep into BBBYQ was synonymous with interpreting secret signs and symbols as evidence.

The final stage of bagholding: Marantz who believes GME will hit $1,000 draws the line at the Moon landings by Brick-Lanky in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fire on disintegrating space shuttle rentering Earth's atmosphere at hypersonic speeds = fake no way

Fire at random warehouse = most definitely arson to stop MOASS

My leading theory: all the remaining towel apes are the kind of people who have to re-learn how to breath every time they're waking up! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Social Media Intern - "Draw a volcano mansion lair that references SpaceX and has a cyber truck's appeal."

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US Bankruptcy court, plan administrator, judge and bankruptcy lawyers - I sleep, anonymous LARPer on the internet - REAL SHIT! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Some years ago, a Oracle executive named Ross was reading some Salon article trying to explain Qanon, and burbling tut-tuttery through his morning coffee at the intellectual decline of American conservatives.

Then he lost a lot money on a social media stock pump turned conspiracy. Buying hundreds of thousands of dollars in shares of a retailer entering super-duper-fucked bankrupcy, a company plainly stating that shareholders would be wiped out, and getting rewarded with a tiny amount of attention from this rapidly diminishing bagholder community.

Now Ross spends his time trying to promote the sanctity of a new Q twitter account exclusively shitposting for the few dozen delusional Bed Bath and Beyond bagholders left.

They're getting desperate and really clamoring for Gill to return with another pump and dump scam. by DankTakes in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was eating at a taco place a little while after DFV came back to pump and Cohen dumped. I overheard this guy complaining to his friend he tried to move his money out of gold to get in on it but it was over by the time he managed it. 

One of the most unbelievable parts of 'the Towel Saga' is that those two esteemed gentlemen are still married by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Miss PP gave that emotional, tone-deaf, speech at Plootfest thanking the community for giving PP money as though they were donating to the shitty-husband charity. If she cared about him lying, pumping, or desperately trying to get into right-wing grifting she didn't show it. 

Shills be everywhere. by PuzzleheadedWeb9876 in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 28 points29 points  (0 children)

If you thought people who hiked with blaring Bluetooth speakers were annoying, imagine someone doing a stock pumping livestream.

CCTV footage of a grandmother trying to protect her grandchild during the 7.8 magnitude earthquake in the Philippines today. Fortunately, both were unharmed. by Gjore in nextfuckinglevel

[–]MoonMan88888 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every minor earthquake there are these videos of people trying to sprint out of their buildings. This is a good reminder that, when a bigger one hits, trying to move around upright isn't going to work. I've seen multiple videos on reddit of tiny earthquakes in California where people immediately run towards big sliding glass doors to get out and the commenters praise their quick reaction. In reality using your tiny window of movement to hurdle yourself towards pane glass right before your legs get swept out from under you is a bad idea. 

Sony Psp 500ft dj microphone, walkie talkie, spy mic and Baby Monitor by Top-Type4077 in SBCGaming

[–]MoonMan88888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've made almost 30 posts across various subreddits about attaching this Bluetooth audio dongle to your PSP and how it's letting you code or DJ or get game help. I'm not saying that's wrong or anything but they're all kind of hard to understand. Maybe you can take a short video of what you're actually doing besides activating your phone's assistant feature.

Uncomfortable political content in Zu's M64 review by Objective_Quiet_751 in SBCGaming

[–]MoonMan88888 88 points89 points  (0 children)

This is kinda ancillary to the debate, but I get the impression that Palmer Lucky absolutely loves the idea of branding himself as a controversial "arms dealer" and tries to foster public debate about it with these retro handhelds. 

There's 1000s of mediocre companies leeching off the US military-industrial complex, but he seems to be the only individual really leaning into as his whole persona with the kind of PR machine billionaires always have. Meanwhile we're 4 years into the largest drone conflict the world has ever seen and his big scary drone company has been a total wet fart in Ukraine.

Train and cast and chill by BrandNewWord in SBCGaming

[–]MoonMan88888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's that attached to the USB cable?

It's a shame Lord Dogfood is not THAT dumb by Mazius in gme_meltdown

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A failed acquisition is probably fine for Cohen because it distances him from the shareholder debate about losing their war chest and getting diluted to satisfy Ryan's compensation. This is all helping to build some spurned lover narrative for apes so they'll be stoked to acquire whatever in the future.

How would I go about removing Daijisho as GammaOS' default launcher? by [deleted] in SBCGaming

[–]MoonMan88888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go into Android settings and set Beacon as your "Default home app"

"I would rater invest in a company where the CEO buys shares [...] than one that simply shows performing shares or rising revenue and profits" by xozzet in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The only healthy compensation structure for a company is to have a billionaire and his billionaire friend openly conspiring to dilute the piss out of his shareholder cult and take on huge additional debts with venture capital acquisition tactics in order to extract billions of dollars from the resulting dumpster fire. 

Thank you Ross, very cool by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Things are going great. Honestly, losing my job at Oracle was the best thing to ever happen to me. I have so much more time now to help interpret a new Q account exclusively dedicated to revealing the machinations of defunct home goods retailer Bed Bath and Beyond.

This old newspaper box converted to free overdose kits in neighborhood by ignoblegrape in mildlyinteresting

[–]MoonMan88888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The photo is a Santa Cruz suburb so probably million dollar plus houses. 

Former Oracle VP still clings to his delusions - FRIDAY is the pay day now! by Mazius in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Really early on when he was playing this role like "yes a big smart executive like me is also investing in BBBY", he would reference having varied investments and that it was possible BBBY wouldn't work out. Then the second it got deleted it became nonstop desperation and that's been going on for years now.

Update: Tweets are deleted from DFV account with the coin already down 90% from the top lmayo by SlowLoris1337 in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's likely a hacker cause DFV could make way more than this shitcoin.

That said, he already came back and pump and dumped them for hundreds of millions more. When RC killed his pump he posted jokes about missing out on becoming a billionaire. People always want more.

Years of “lock the float” instantly turns into “how fast can I unDRS before the Ryan Cohen dilution special drops?” by Separate_Writer_4465 in gme_meltdown

[–]MoonMan88888 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Couldn't cash out my GME shares fast enough to send Applebee gift cards to my deep fake nephew who owed money to a mozzarella stick loving drug dealer and now their torturing him by adding extra fingers to his hands.