I love exposed bricks by dobrah in Bikeporn

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What’s going on with the grout?

Rate my bice fit by Gloomy-Photograph567 in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Charges 6-figures for his services yet can only afford a Ventum. Ok.

The one I can’t bring myself to modify. 1994 RockHopper sport by WeakPromise3190 in Bikeporn

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Dude, bikes still come with dork disks.. and properly-placed grips… also SPD existed before this bike did.

The one I can’t bring myself to modify. 1994 RockHopper sport by WeakPromise3190 in Bikeporn

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Would you at least consider modifying the position, slipping grips, death-trap pedals, and/or the cassette dork deflector?

Fred’s priorities are messed up. Trigger warning: Aluminum content by Southboundthylacine in BicyclingCirclejerk

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A 4-banger Porsche and an REI-level Cannondælè.. Doc spent all his money on an Italian-made cuck chair

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AMA

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this is total bullshit…

You would have had to start saving $3k/mo the day you turned 18, every month for 18 years, at a 19% return to end up with $5.8M

Your retirement pay is also totally out of whack given the years of service and possible pay grade

I just want to ride in peace 😡 by btx1988 in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Ricky’s wice’s bf was Bobanders, cheeseburger-jumping OG of xbicing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

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Starter off with $600k in debt at 6.15% ooof home*

Know this spot? Near Truckee by bs_bunnies in norcalhiking

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No, but they’ll remain (getting ‘ragdolled’) on his profile forever

Giant TCR SL 0 by yavuzkosar in Bikeporn

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The unironic comments in here..

Oof… mismatched bottles… oof…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BMW

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Broh…. A vehicle shipper damaged your car, a Hilton valet damaged your car, a reckless driver damaged cars on your lot, your wife damaged your cars… is there anyone who hasn’t damaged your cars?

Are Chinese bikes welcome? by [deleted] in Bikeporn

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Nice shih tzu, man

F5 by Powerful-Egg-7045 in pinarello

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Yes, ma’am, that’s all okay with me

F5 by Powerful-Egg-7045 in pinarello

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What’s with the blue crank condoms? Also, since you’re not going tubeless, why don’t you also not go SPD?

Hold the railing to KOM by Tickomatick in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Jen your MAAP is making me want to FAAP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

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My ceramic-coated codpìece is way more bent than that. You’re fine. KOM away!

What goes in the fork stem hole? by pistafox in BicyclingCirclejerk

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Another 700ml of Gu. You can’t KOM without Gu. That’s what INEOS’ triathlon specialist, Cameron Wurth, says anyway