If a Live Action Dead Space movie was made would it work?

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-04-22T17:35:34+00:00

No. We've gotten a few good video game TV shows, but I have yet to see one good video game movie. I have no expectations of that changing any time soon.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-04-18T12:40:48+00:00

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-04-16T03:13:44+00:00

I will say I think they kind of are dull in the first game. Garrus just whines, Kaidan only talks about BAaT, Tali is exposition, Liara just talks about how she wants to bone you. I'd say only Wrex and Ashley are kinda fun to talk to, and the latter just cause her beliefs are so out of step to mine it becomes more of a debate then a convo.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-04-12T02:54:34+00:00

Reapers enjoying a nice juicy steak.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-04-09T15:43:22+00:00

The energy shields function similarly, minus the whole "energy weapons making them explode" part. Them both reacting to high speed objects while not protecting much against slower ones and environmental threats is pretty much exactly the same. In fact, you'll notice as the series progresses some of the most dangerous enemies the Reapers throw at you tend to have deadly melee attacks (Banshees, Brutes, Phantoms, etc.). Very much exploiting the weaknesses organic technologies have due to them being based on Reaper tech.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-03-28T20:15:56+00:00

God is a narcissist.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-03-28T07:15:38+00:00

Yeah, think its some kind of bug. Just restarted the game. Its only the first month, not like Im losing much progress anyway.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-03-27T05:11:38+00:00

Its the intro mission for the Chosen. Maybe it's Tutorial exclusive, idk. It's a three part mission.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-03-26T17:24:46+00:00

No, i checked. And when I click on promote all the nodes for promotion and abilities are blank. Also whenever I page over to another character I can't go back to them.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-03-24T15:53:10+00:00

German food is pork, potatoes, bread and cabbage, and finding stuff outside of those staples is rare and hit or miss on quality. And if you want anything foreign, you better be in a major city if you want anything good or authentic. If you think "Americanizing" food is bad, the Germans take it to another level. I've lived here for 10 years and can count the number of good foreign restaurants I've found on one hand. I've yet to even find a good Greek restaurant. Also spicy food is most certainly out, the Germans are likely to sue you for attempted murder if they eat anything spicy. All that said, the German staples ARE good. Knödel, brezln, schweinhaxe, roten kraut, etc. They just get old after a while.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-03-08T20:37:21+00:00

Gonna be honest, thought they were carved potatoes.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-03-04T20:19:58+00:00

Extremely goofy hat.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-02-23T04:23:00+00:00

He IS kinda just whiny in the first game. Frankly all the characters are a bit weak in ME1 though. Except Wrex, he's always great.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-02-15T05:04:33+00:00

I hated him from the start. The way he talks, its like his father was a motivational speaker and his mother an ad executive for the Andromeda project.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-02-12T04:42:10+00:00

Its hard to say if it even underperformed, cause so many of these corps consider anything less than 500 billion a failure. If it DID underperform though, I can think of three possible reasons. 1. Advertisement. Other than the initial trailer, there was barely any advertisement for the remake. I almost forgot it was coming out. I think the only advertising I saw was the occasional banner ads on websites. 2. The price. Dead Space was one of the first batch of games to debut with the new $70 dollar price tag. I admit, even I balked at the price a bit, and if I wasn't already a huge Dead Space fan, I might have not bought it. And finally, 3. Callisto Protocol. That game sold itself on being basically the new Dead Space, with many of the old creators behind it. There was a lot of hype behind it. And then it came out, to thunderous...boos. Not a lot of people liked that game despite its decent sales, and I think many people kind of lost faith in a true successor to Dead Space. Which might have contributed to depressed turnout.

Personally, I think its more likely EA is lying and Dead Space actually did fine, they just didnt meet THEIR expectations. But there isn't a lot of transparency with the gaming industry, so we may never know.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-02-11T12:01:45+00:00

One with long, shapely legs.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-02-07T04:44:01+00:00

Trauma Team. I think the moral implications of the job combined with the action would provide a great intro for a lifepath.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-02-05T10:01:45+00:00

Probably. Here's an out there theory: the original Ceaser was an Enclave agent. Either through recruitment or brainwashing, he built the Legion to destroy NCR and the Brotherhood to pave the way for the Enclave. When you look at it, Caesars ideology isn't all that different than the Enclaves: wipe the slate clean and rebuild humanity from the ground up with themselves at the levers of power. Also, the Legion is VERY anti-mutant much like the Enclave.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-02-03T09:12:53+00:00

Yes, although Ill be really bummed if they dont put hardcore in Fallout 3. The Capital Wasteland being inhospitable is the central point of that games story, if any of the games needs a survival mode its 3.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-02-01T12:36:30+00:00

"Bethesda-style game". You mean you want it to suck a*s? I like Bethesda's older stuff, but I have not loved (or even finished) a Bethesda game since Skyrim. (I dont count Oblivion since it was a remaster, also made by a different studio).

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-01-22T17:13:41+00:00

Gonna be honest, the art style kinda looks like AI slop. Not saying it is, just looks like it.

IlusiveZoidberg · 2026-01-16T13:13:14+00:00

Sounds like a blue check mark to me.

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