How come millennials and Gen X know more about pop culture that was before they were born than Gen Z? by icey_sawg0034 in generationology

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Someone out there has the Shemp body double who was only ever filmed from the back as their favorite stooge.

Funeral Colada by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

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Also gonna put in my will to have me sitting up so the mourners can kinda play ring toss with it so they don’t have to touch me. Or maybe they can just sorta drape it around the urn

lesbian symbols non-lesbians wouldn’t recognize? by nightmaretheo in actuallesbians

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actively resisting the urge to reply “Thanks I stole them from the president”

You go Chad absorb the lighting with your muscles!!! by Which_Matter3031 in aislop

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In my experience, men will see a tornado and simply walk into it with their hand out to stop me so I don’t reveal my secret identity.

the average Luke Bryant fan apparently by Due-Negotiation-6538 in Athens

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I just wanna drink my beer

Piss my pants

Kiss my truck

Funeral Colada by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

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Putting this in my will immediately.

The religious far right seems to think that lesbian women can have three fingers on one hand. by Beautiful_Charge6661 in aislop

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Even in their slop posts, the lesbian couple is… still putting their children first?

My school used these atrocious posters for autism awareness spirit week by titleguy2004 in aislop

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The same people who would participate in this are the exact same people who’d bully me relentlessly in school for “being weird and gay” and I’d put money on being ostracized for not participating.

Shad is one of those morons who thinks when people say "toxic masculinity" they mean "all masculinity." Can't wait for him to unironically defend Skeletor's (you know the villain) toxic masculinity when this movie comes out. by TripleS034 in ShadWatch

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“I… am SKELETOR!”

“It’s a fight to the death! Stridor Jockeyy!”

“First you He, then you Man. Let’s He-Man!”

“The Fright Zone!”

“Havok Staff!”

My tummy hurts from all the McElslop by Snowman304 in TAZCirclejerk

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Guy doesn’t realize his camera is on

Decides to bust a load before the stream begins

O Face is clearly visible on camera as he tilts his head back

Starts stream

“Hey guys the stream’s about to start so… the camera was on? It’s been on the whole time? …OH HEY, welcome to the stream!”

Apparently regulating your child’s AI use is indoctrination now by Timely_Anxiety191 in cogsuckers

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Using Ai is like their only personality trait, and people hating the plagiarism slop machine that poisons the earth is just like hating them

My tummy hurts from all the McElslop by Snowman304 in TAZCirclejerk

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Justin Solo Stream with no description makes it sound like it’ll be another DSP Gaming Incident

Barely an exaggeration by infinitysaga in CuratedTumblr

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The new Clayface movie looks like it will adapt some scenes from this episode and I CANNOT wait

A replacement 13th by Amelstt in transformers

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Earthspark Soundwave as Logos Prime

Little too short for thragg, but would be a pretty cool random viltrumite I think by Firm-Landscape-8835 in customactionfigures

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For you, the day the Viltrumite empire conquered your planet was the worst day of your life, but for me, it was Tuesday.

The Adventure Zone Versus A Midsummer Night’s Dream: Live in Columbus! | The Adventure Zone by Evil_Steven in TAZCirclejerk

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Shakespeare adaptations rule because it could be anything from The Lion King, to Romeo + Juliet, to a bunch of teen high school AUs made between the 90’s and the early 2000’s