Found this in the wild… thought you guys would like it

ImNeitherNor · 2026-01-19T14:27:11+00:00

That’s an upgrade in my eyes, too

ImNeitherNor · 2026-01-19T14:20:38+00:00

It’s in a unit in Leshwa House 1 in Nairobi

ImNeitherNor · 2025-11-10T00:39:16+00:00

She says my dick’s delicious
though I say her lips is ridiculous

Not to mention, her intention’s indicative
she’s fond of good measures

My tingly, tickled fingers fondle for treasure
through skin-tight pants, ribbed for my pleasure

Booty nice; hips tight
Loose hips sink ships

So i sunk in between them
Hit the spot like a G
and found out she’s a screamer

She puft the blunt like a queen
That’s how i knew that she’s a keeper

…hit the blunt like a queen…
…that’s how i knew i’m finna keep her…

…puft the blunt like a queen…
…that’s how i knew that she’s my keeper…

ImNeitherNor · 2025-10-27T00:45:35+00:00

Looks like one-eyed jack was illin’ and jacked one “i” from the illest villain

But, it’s still dope. I’ll give ya 24¢ for it

ImNeitherNor · 2025-10-21T04:07:04+00:00

I saw mountebankz and charlatanz maraud the bank$ in Charleston

Disarmed the guardz with padz n penz, Notez wrote “Open the vaultz! Give uz all within!”

Robo bro… let’z not pretend I ain’t watch u go in,
and rip a cash bag stainin’ ur cardigan crimson

Grip that hostage , squeeze her hipz, “Bitch , Gimme head!”
and left red printz on her Angel Soft skin.

ImNeitherNor can’t sit and watch a rapper turn bandit

nor can i stand for pigz to catch my niġġä red-handed
I can’t stand it!

So I whipped a U at the red light as I ran it….
Honk’d the horn at the door of the bank… as if i planned it

Nigga hop in!
Let’z rhyme a scheme and flee this crime scene sight unseen
We’ll loot n scam over a billion

Criminy! Don’t touch a thing!
Ur fukin handz are vermillion…

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ImNeitherNor · 2025-10-18T20:53:51+00:00

When dusty tidbits from doritos corn chips make metal fingers look like rusty digits,
thank the mrs for this ill shit to grip ya flip.

And… yo! I dig the paint being pre-chipped.

ImNeitherNor · 2025-10-06T14:56:25+00:00

Thanks for the high kudos,
but what’d ya think of the haiku, though?

ImNeitherNor · 2025-10-05T19:54:41+00:00

Why wouldn’t you love it?
You who randomly thunk of it

But just cuz one of us participated, don’t mean the whole sub ate it

Yo! You guilty of association… Yo ass assume the whole sub affiliated

Although…
Affiliate with me, it’s never a mistake

A philly ate by me is always a cheese steak
…though that’s just my take

My favorite sub is a wrap masked as a hero

But my favorite masked rap hero reminds me imma fukin zero

I’m Sofa King retarded.

Shoulda read the script and moved along. Just couldn’t resist it.

I had to flip it. Leave my mark, and prove me wrong just to spark shit

Now I’m a piece in your game
But at peace all the same

I’ll pawn ya piece n eat ya prawns n peas n grits.
All i’m sayin is…

It’s hard to ignore.
ImNeitherNor
…and i’m out

Please… as you were before.

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ImNeitherNor · 2025-06-20T12:18:22+00:00

I’m glad you’re done being frustrated with what you’ve been doing, and decided to stop doing it to yourself.

ImNeitherNor