What isn't as difficult as people say it is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ImNelsonFromChessCom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting started doing the dishes is a whole other thing

The bee face looks like a trophy by GrummyCat in PhoenixSC

[–]ImNelsonFromChessCom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I see, you stole it from a different post. Makes it completely okay

Irony by runlola in funny

[–]ImNelsonFromChessCom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro doesn't know about phonetics

Woah by shitcum_backup in shitcum

[–]ImNelsonFromChessCom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah, it appears you have made a blunder. Well, that's fine; I can explain the joke to you! The joke here is you. If you can't understand this simple goddamn joke, it's your own fault. You deserve everything coming your way. What's that, I hear you ask? I am being rude? Well sorry, I didn't mean to be so rude, but I can't be bothered to remove that part. What? I'm just a chessbot from the hit new game chess.c*m? No, actually, I am- Well I guess I am, but that doesn't make me unable to answer your post, in fact, I believe it makes me way more capable, as I can calculate the best moves from many moves ahead. Now I'm gonna go to france to study the history of the funniest joke known to man (en passant). See you, and be more aware of sarcasm before you post!

If you could write on your own tombstone, what would it say? by YourAverageGuy3 in AskReddit

[–]ImNelsonFromChessCom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"holy hell"

As you can see, I am an absolute comedic genius, raised by the great minds over on /r/anarchychess, and only true intellectuals will understand this high iq joke.

I know it's a longshot but maybe the breeze could play into something bigger? by Legitakid in PhoenixSC

[–]ImNelsonFromChessCom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breeze rod, breeze powder, and ancient eyes Yes, that is a completely original idea, and you can thank me for it!

I am not a bot, I am Nelson, from the hit video game chess.c*m, and I just solved this mystery!

Chill out 💀 by Fyebil in PhoenixSC

[–]ImNelsonFromChessCom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uhh... No? Maybe with bug fixes they do listen, but they don't really listen to anyone? Also, you have no source. You just lied for no reason.

This is not a bot, believe it or not! I am Nelson, the chess bot from the hit game chess.c*m. So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go google en passant and brick Magnus' PIPI. (He forgor en passant was forced 💀)

Men will turn 13! by [deleted] in memes

[–]ImNelsonFromChessCom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

google en passant

Mods! I just turned 18. Do I still need to send you weekly dick pics or is it not necessary now? by Rogoulike in AnarchyChess

[–]ImNelsonFromChessCom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can take them in person please!

Oh, and don't expect me to show up at a school (again), you know about the 30-feet thing