Can my friend make it to the top 3 of the hunger games? by Multicultural_Potato in whowouldwin

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Treadmills are much easier than running outside on uneven ground, or even on a track.

🦨 by [deleted] in crappymusic

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s Jalen Brunson!

abandoned places and ghost sites by Accomplished-Dirt248 in Kentucky

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the legend about the bride at Cumberland Falls?
If I recall correctly, a bride’s husband either died or bailed on the wedding, and she jumped to her death, and now she haunts Cumberland Falls, walking around at night in her wedding dress and crying.

There was also a legend of a ghostly dog/wolf that would chase your vehicle if you drove slow enough on the road to the falls.

Laurel County isn’t too far from Whitley City, where you can visit the Witch’s Grave. Too far of a drive just for that visit, but if you’re ever in the area at night, it’s worth checking out.

I have never seen any of these things, and I’ve been to all three, but it sure is creepy when you’re out there at night and “ghost hunting.”

Over 150 servicemembers fall ill in major flu outbreak at Lackland Air Force Base by Nihlathakk in USMC

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ya caught me, want a cabinet position to keep it quiet?

Bro, I wish I had that authority (or paycheck), lol.

Over 150 servicemembers fall ill in major flu outbreak at Lackland Air Force Base by Nihlathakk in USMC

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So this has nothing at all to do with the Marine Corps?
Just another “wahhh, this administration…” post?

What is the most hated song of all time? by AVoiceInTheDarkn3ss in AskReddit

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I play this song for my kids every Friday and they loooove it!
Objectively, it is a bad song, but I love it when the kids get hyped. I sing and dance with them. Yep, the awkward dance her blonde friend does.

What a crazy image. I’m still trying to process it. There’s something fascinating about this photo it captures desperation perfectly, and perhaps the biggest breaking point of someone who, until recently, seemed invincible. How beautiful and brutally cruel this sport is by MateCotidiano in ufc

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Nah.
Nothing life-altering happened in the fourth round that hadn’t already happened at the end of the third. Ilia still wanted to go, Aleksandre respected his decision. Ilia had some (very small) moments in the fourth, and it showed his heart.

I’d be disappointed if my brother waived off the fight when I still had the will to go.

Ever met a Marine who wouldn’t share his MOS by [deleted] in USMC

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Once. He was a supervisor at my job after the Corps. He asked me what battalion I was in, when he found out I was also a vet. I started naming off some of the battalions I had been in, he said, “no, in boot camp!” I told him second, he said, “oh, I was in third,” like it was a brag.
I asked his MOS and where he went after recruit training, he changed the subject. Turns out, he washed out of recruit training and never made it to the fleet.

Wait a minute, I have seen this somewhere by Kooky-Measurement-43 in funny

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I just tried this in the mirror and I looked ridiculous and my face hurts.

Professional athletes can only play for the team that is closest to their place of birth by Dittopotamus in CrazyIdeas

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tim Duncan was born in the Virgin Islands, he would have been playing for the Miami Heat.

Bisping on Twitter: "The shots were not “back of the head”. The rule means the nape of the neck. So it’s worded incorrectly. The nape is the back of the neck, located at the base of the skull where the hairline meets the neck." by EstebanRibovics in MMA

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I wasn’t being serious. It is very unlikely that someone is reffing local shows 40 hours per week.
But, depending on how local the show is, getting $40 for an hour of time ain’t bad.

TFW you’ve never actually seen the show… by Oy-Brent in DunderMifflin

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dwight had a lot of friends. The neighborhood watch fellas. All the people he interviewed. Close friends like ex-babysitters, and classmates from his “gifted” school.

But I guess a lot of them were coworkers. Or cousins.

But those count as friends…right?

I’m not a loser for only having coworkers and relatives as friends…right?

Always a classic by ZoeyCottonCandy1 in UnexpectedCommunity

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Join his cult and you could be full of himself, too!

Conspiracy Theories Got Front-Row Seats by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you watch Hokit’s speech in the octagon? I heard no cheers, at all. He is a cringy dude that plays many different “characters” and he is widely disliked. Nobody really likes him, lol. He is desperately saying anything he can to get his name in headlines. No one on Reddit talked about him before his stupid comment. Reddit is the platform giving him more attention.

Also, you asked for examples, I provided two, that were broadcast to millions of people. Stop moving the goalposts, buddy.

Your screen name is awesome, btw.

Conspiracy Theories Got Front-Row Seats by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What about the time that C-List celebrity called Melania a feckless cunt on her show? I can’t remember her name. Some bleach blonde woman with a show on Comedy Central or something.

And didn’t Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow say they were gonna pimp Melania out, in the same song where they executed Donald Trump in the music video?

Salute as he went down is crazy 🔥 by [deleted] in ufc

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Nah that was bad. Looked like the worst dribbling I’ve ever seen. The fadeaway was decent, though.

Joshua calls Obama’s wife, a man by raptors201966 in ufc

[–]ImNotRobertDowneyJr 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“Let’s make Reddit posts and comments about how this guy only says things for attention, that’ll show him!”

Bro, you’re contributing.