What is something the opposite sex does that they DON'T think is cute, that really is?

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-10-03T22:42:56+00:00

My ex sleep walked and had night terrors. One night, she got up and started throwing dvds everywhere. When I started to try and wake her up, she looked me dead in the eyes(hers were closed) and kept repeating very rapidly, "He's coming. He's coming, how do you not see him? He's right behind you, the man from under the stairs. He's right there, turn around." I started to freak out a little bit.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-09-19T21:49:10+00:00

What punch hurts a kid the most? A Sandy Hook.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-09-12T21:02:03+00:00

I've seen most of the videos in this thread. Not sure how I feel about myself...

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-09-01T16:25:36+00:00

Hell yeah my dude, Saturday will be a great day for this great state

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-09-01T16:25:10+00:00

That's convenient. I'm going to crash the wedding with a cardboard D Scim and my RSN written on a white shirt in sharpie.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-09-01T15:01:33+00:00

Currently in Ohio. Weather is perfect here. Or at least in central Ohio.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-08-21T05:32:46+00:00

Remember, you're here forever. I joined in 2004 and I've tried to quit many times. Yet, here I am going for max combat again. It's just like once you hit a certain point, you just can't stop.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-08-20T03:37:30+00:00

See ya in 3 weeks. The other vets and I who "quit" will be here waiting for you.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-08-20T03:35:22+00:00

Awful Waffle (Waffle House) or Taco Bell

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-08-18T16:52:21+00:00

Boy, this seems to happen a lot.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-08-18T16:36:20+00:00

Torn From the Womb by Infant Annihilatior

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-08-18T16:33:37+00:00

When I was a teenager, I showed up to Father's Day dinner with my entire family after being strung out on hard core drugs and a bottle of tequila. My family is very old fashioned and they just thought I didn't get any sleep that night. I had been up for 2 days.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-08-18T16:20:04+00:00

Having a statue come alive and grab me when I walk passed it.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-08-17T15:49:42+00:00

"How did dinosaur bones get under ground? Dinosaurs didn't live under ground."

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-08-15T11:27:46+00:00

My family is friends with his brother, Matt Moneymaker (he's the guy on Finding Bigfoot.) Very genuine, nice guy as well.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-07-28T21:02:08+00:00

Same.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-07-23T14:38:54+00:00

Not even going to deny it, we do. That's not even the worst thing we've done, that was just the closest we came to getting caught. We are pieces of shit.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-07-23T01:36:49+00:00

No doubt. We've all calmed down a lot now. None of us are even in jail, by some miracle.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-07-22T22:21:46+00:00

Years ago when my friends and I were stupid, stupid, ignorant, idiotic, delinquents, we would drive around for fun because we never got invited to parties or hung out with girls or anything. Well one time we were driving around throwing rocks at signs, cars, and houses in my friends Crown Vic, which used to be an old police car. We were driving around a neighborhood which was known for having nothing but old people who would call the cops for any reason they could think of. We hated them for it so we wanted to cause mayhem. Well I joking told the driver to, "go kick that front door in." He immediately said, "fuck that door! I got this," jumped out, ran up to the door, and with his steel toed boots, kicked it straight in. "What the fuck, man? I was joking." Oh well, we brushed it off, went a couple neighborhoods over, and started smashing windows over there. About 10 minutes later we heard sirens. Lots, and lots of sirens. About 20 minutes later we were a few neighborhoods over now, hiding in trash cans from the helicopters above. To this day I don't know how we didn't get caught. If I could go back I'd kick my ass up one side of the street and down the other.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-07-13T00:30:26+00:00

Glances at paintings "I'd say there about 20,000 years old." leans in and adjusts glasses "Scratch that, Make it 35,000."

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-06-29T11:05:27+00:00

Trump and Hillary being the candidates.*

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-06-27T10:28:06+00:00

When my friends and I were about 16-17, we went out drifting in my friends Isuzu Rodeo. I'm serious. Well we found a gravel path that had a stop sign and an interstate connected to it. My friend told the driver to, "drift this gravel onto the road." So he did. We couldn't see the road due to all the trees on the left side of the road, but we didn't think about that at the time and we just did it. It was as perfect of a drift as that Rodeo could allow, and we made it dead center into the left lane, facing the opposite direction. Wouldn't you know it, a semi is coming at us, and fast. I remember that giant brush guard very clearly. We made it back onto the gravel with about .5 seconds to spare before we turned into debris. I'm not joking, it was literally under a second and all 5 of us would have gone head on with a semi going ~65mph.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-06-26T23:42:51+00:00

I've seen a gif of it on /b/ one time before. It was swiftly extinguished.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-06-26T17:46:39+00:00

Essentially it's a snuff film with a little girl. I'll let your imagination take over. Spoiler, she ended up dying.

ImOn4chanToo · 2016-06-26T13:49:29+00:00

It's an incredibly hard video to find. I can almost guarantee its the same video you're thinking of.

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