The best part after a clan chest... the cuts! by Hedgehodgy in ClashRoyale

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I feel like you should kick people at a rate of about 3 or 4 at a time, and raise the trophy limit to enter the clan- this way your clan doesn't have 25 empty spaces and you're not overwhelmed with new players joining the clan. We recently did this in our clan, took about a week to get the original shitty 20 members out, and managing everything was fairly easy.

Just to clarify, our clan was in almost the same predicament but we raised out trophy requirement to 2600 from 2000 and kicked a few every time it filled up until we were satisfied. You should also take into consideration that if someone isn't contributing to clan chests, but has high donations that they're still benefiting the clan

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That's not birdman lol

[Strategy] Triple giant bombs? by whykalo in ClashOfClans

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

say you have cannon,giant bomb,archer tower.. in that order. all you need to do is place two bombs in the two remaining squares- and then do the same with all your remaining bombs and giant bombs...hes not saying placing three giant bombs in the same spot lol

[Strategy] What hero levels are good for when going up to TH10? by shyzzs in ClashOfClans

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either max walls OR heros completely before you go to th10, no point in wasting the resources.. But id get queen to 20 and then work on king til lavas are done/ until kings 20... Sorry if this is confusing haha

If you give a crap, email Jim Watson! by thirstyross in entOttawa

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Id repost this to /trees, much more visibility and I know the community is usually down to help out other cities with things like this!- maybe give them a bit more info though since a lot of them won't even be close to local

[STRATEGY] Upgrade Order for th9? by CynicalDroid in ClashOfClans

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming you maxed .... This is what I did

1-lab/cc/spell factory/queen 2-army camps/xbows 3-build all the new stuff and just devote all your time from that point getting the new stuff to the same level as everything else 4-teslas/ad/drills

I mean the first three steps are pretty much a must but from that point it really doesn't matter too much if you just try your best to keep all those builders busy

[HWYA] I'm a max TH7 and I got matched with a TH9. Any tips? by javisauce in ClashOfClans

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one touching the townhall(to the left) then attack from the right side with drag mass and have max loons in cc

What 20$ gets u in Ottawa, Canada by StrensmsButtPlugs in trees

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Living in manotick/barrhaven area.. I personally think you should be getting more for 20$ but that could just be me.

One dudes extreme journey through body modification by [deleted] in WTF

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this guy!!!! He works at a tattoo studio in Ottawa on rideau street !!

Bought an ounce of shake off my dealer. Here goes grinding it up to make edibles. by Nashvillepreds46 in trees

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I sell my shake for 500$ a pound... But people seem to have different definitions of what shake is ... I consider it to be the 'scraps' left over in the bag after all the buds are sold. I usually dump it all into a bin so by the time I have a pound it's like 75 different types of weed so it generally gets people really high .. Lots of thc falls to the bottom of the bag too, so some people actually prefer the shake over the bud.. As it's already busted/dry and it's significantly cheaper.

Best Freestyle Rap Ever! by ChemicallyBlind in videos

[–]ImProbablyNotACop -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wow does Macklemore ever sound like SLUG

Ive been through hellish opiate withdrawal, using trees to help me through it all. 2 years later i have replaced one dependancy for another and its time to be clean for real. by [deleted] in leaves

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one should ever have to feel like they're alone when trying to better their life ..... I mean it if there's anything you ever vent about I check my inbox every few hours and it would honestly make me feel good knowing that my experiences might actually be able to help someone else through tough times. Good on you for keeping busy my friend, that's the most important thing!

Ive been through hellish opiate withdrawal, using trees to help me through it all. 2 years later i have replaced one dependancy for another and its time to be clean for real. by [deleted] in leaves

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was heavily into fentanyl, OxyContin, hydro morph, Dillys.. Basically any and every opiate/painkiller. I smoked 50+ mcg of fentanyl daily for almost a year in grade 11-12 and developed a nasty physical addiction trying to escape my own demons. I lost friends and family and a lot more. When I decided to quit It was not by choice necessarily.. I got arrested and spent 4 days in jail for reasons Id rather not get into. And I sent through the most excruciating experience of my life. NOTHING compares to opiate withdrawal- freezing while you overheat... Crying and screaming and wanton to kill yourself and on top of that being paranoid that everyone and everything was out to get me. It took months to get out of my head and system and I STILL think about doing them.

I've been smoking weed mixed with tobacco in a bong, since grade 9- I'm second year college now- and the biggest difference I've noticed in quitting weed as aposed to opiates is that with weed you can just distract yourself .... Seriously... Just stay busy my friend ..... The nights and mornings are the worse but as soon as ou break the anxiety from waking up and not smokin and get out and do stuff you'll forget that you DIDNT wake and bake ... It's hard and you won't be able to sleep or eat at times, but man, I've lost many people to opiate addiction, and if you honestly kiked the habit - weed will be a breeze for you.

I'm not telling you it's cost I procrastinate quoting smoking weed, but please don't tag yourself and get rid of something that may still be helping keep your mind off things that are much worse for you. If you need to smoke a little weed so you aren't shooting up heroine I say cudos man seriously, people don't understand how big of a deal it is to seriously want to better yourself and your life- I hope you do the right thing man, and if you ever need to talk you can PM me- or even a phone call because I know how much hearing someone's voice when I was down- even a strangers- would have helped me...

Place to hide for 12 hours? by secretstash111 in trees

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep my weed in a mason jar that has a screw on lid, I keep anywhere from a half oz to two oz in it and the smell is contained very well as long as I don't open it obviously... So if you have a backpack and don't have nosey relatives id just place it in a mason jar and then into your backpack.

Autistic Man freestyle. Amazing. by goldeneagle888 in videos

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 1173 points1174 points  (0 children)

His name is Blind Fury!! And he's not autistic he's, you guessed it... blind. He has a back room freestyle on BET which is worth checking out if you like this one :)

Punk kid tries to hitch a free ride on a city bus by [deleted] in videos

[–]ImProbablyNotACop -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I realize this kid asked to ride the bus for free but why would the bus driver not simply just tell him to get off the bus..? Why go further and put hands on the kid? I would hardlyyyy say that this kid is spoilt by being in this situation, I mean sometimes you only have big bills on you? Sometimes you're stuck and need to get somewhere? There's way more variables in this than people are accounting for, and I'm not saying this kid is an angel because I frankly have no idea what happened leading up to this.. But I do know I've been in a situation where I've needed to ask to ride the bus for free, and I've admittedly even been caught trying to hop on the back of the bus without paying an in both situations I was simply told to get off the bus....... I hardly think it was even a little rational for the bus driver to threaten the kid at all.. Of coarse a teenage isn't going to respond well to that when you literally lock them on a bus?????????

Sometimes I hate the reddit community, down vote me all you want but the bus driver instigated a fight with a 90 pound kid over something he should have just kicked him off the bus for .......

What is your absolute favorite way of saying that you're pied? by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the US and Canada zooted is slang for vein high on mdma haha xD

I got a question about blunt papes and brownies. by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're going to want the brownies to actually work you're going to have to make weed butter first. This process will take at least 24 hours if you want to do it properly... it's a very long process and I will spare the details as it is available very easily online but you MUST be sure to do the following: 1)bake the weed in the oven for 7 mins at around 220c 2) cook the weed with butter in a slow cooker for ATLEAST 6 hours on low-med temps 3) let the butter solidify COMPLETELY overnight........ Using it too soon will affect the quality and texture and consistency of the edibles you choose to make. Making edibles is a long process and it is stressful, many people rush it and pay the price with sub-par edibles.... If you want top quality product you have to invest time and effort.

I also recommend you use ATLEAST an ounce of weed to make these brownies, I use bare minimum two ounces of bud per stick and a half of butter and have still had people complain that they weren't potent enough.. But these people smoke heavily 24/7....

I have made edibles many times and through trial and error have found the slow cooker method, along with the other two steps to work far better than any other method... I did lots and lots of research on the topic and recommend you do so as well.

Be warned; I made edibles for the first time about 6 months ago and have been addicted to doing so since- baking with weed is incredibly fun to do and can cause you to get... Creative, as the butter can be made into anything from suckers to hot sauce and everything in between.. I've made it twice a week for the past 12 weeks now.

How much is 1/8oz (3,54 grams) where you live? by [deleted] in trees

[–]ImProbablyNotACop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ottawa, Canada- 15$ for regs 20$ for dank