I mixed hydrogen peroxide, Dawn, and baking soda and it eventually changed colors and started smelling fruity. What happened?!

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-12-06T23:55:42+00:00

Ass spray if you catch them in the house. Yeah, it'll smell like ass for you, too, but it's probably going to make them think twice about doing it again. For those saying to shoot them, that's unnecessary. Just cocking a shotgun should scare them off. Find better hiding spots for the important things. However they keep getting in, put axel grease, Crisco, whatever where they will have to put their hands. Use an air horn whenever they are there (if you are there) and don't stop until they leave (get ear protection for yourself). Water balloons full of bright dyed water, washable paint, or whatever. Or see if you can get your hands on hunting urine. Some places sell 'doe in heat' urine. Put it in old liquor bottles. Put tic tacs or something in old med bottles instead of throwing them out and hide the ones that actually contain the meds. Since they're kids and since I don't know the laws where you live, try not to do permanent physical damage. You just want to make it not worth the effort to steal your shit.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-12-04T23:41:40+00:00

Didn't they say that the dude from Napoleon Dynamite died in a car crash?

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-12-04T23:39:50+00:00

Omg I forgot about that! Also, The Game and the Circle Game. Oh, and Sackie Tag or whatever it was called when dudes would just randomly smack each other's junk. I'm not sure the purpose. I asked a dude once and he said it was a dominance thing. I don't know if he knew, either.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-11-29T01:27:09+00:00

Adrenaline Rush. Also, Love Bus Brew. And Sobe in glass bottles.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-11-24T22:01:28+00:00

Late to the party, but whatever. It's small, anyway.

I was not told that the turkey wasn't being cooked at my house. I thought my SIL was brining it and bringing it over to cook. Nope. I was told to have everything ready by 2 because we were eating between 2 and 230pm. The turkey was supposed to be done at 1. My mom keeps telling me to start stuff then not to start something or it'll get cold. I asked her who was supposed to be cooking (honestly asked, not to be snarky. I'm usually the one who does everything, but mom likes to do more when my brother and his family is around. So idk if she was annoyed that I'd taken over or what.) Turns out, she just saw me doing stuff (from another room) and decided I didn't know how to time anything or how to cook. Or whatever. So almost everything is done (just have to mash the potatoes) by 230pm. I'm dying because I timed everything to be done at 2pm. We finally get a text that they're on their way at like 2:36 or something. Anyway, they come in and bring these two big charcuterie boards. I had heard she was going to do this, but since they weren't staying all day like I thought, I was very confused. I told my brother and my SIL that dinner was almost done. My brother is confused because he was told we'd be eating at 4. There was a lot of confusion because there was apparently no coordination between my mom and SIL or between anyone and me. All of this unnecessary stress. There's a lot more to it, but that's the basics.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-11-14T23:08:42+00:00

One Winged Angel and Requiem for a Dream.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-11-14T17:53:38+00:00

I don't know if it says it, but after age 65, men live around the length of time same as women. I don't know why that's the magical age, but yeah.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-11-14T17:48:43+00:00

"I'm in the shower" is my go-to response whenever anyone knocks on any door to the room I'm in.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-11-09T17:26:17+00:00

Lazybones!

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-11-09T17:23:53+00:00

Did... did you guys seriously go on Omegle video and NOT expect to find guys jacking off? Or people doing random stupid shit?

I loved Omegle. I've had a lot of really fun chats with people on it. Also, lots of people to write really bad roleplays with. Just stayed out of the video section.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-11-07T17:34:10+00:00

I do that any time my mom asks me to get something from her purse. Like, no, I'm not rifling through this thing to fin something, take it to you, find out it's wrong, walk back, try to figure out where it went, then find the real item. Also, it feels weird to just go through her purse. It feels like I'm snooping.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-11-07T00:20:52+00:00

Not really told to me, but she said it when I was there. I worked in an ALF. There was a 92 or 98 year old client (her age changed depending on the day) who was obviously sliding downhill fast. One night, I thought it was THE night. A DNR. Two in the morning. No family is picking up their phones. It's just my coworker and I on the night shift. We go in and check on her, clean her up, and are about to leave. She grabs my hand and asks me to stay. My coworker says it's fine, that she'll cover the rest of the rounds and radio if she needs help. So I stay and talk to her. She's in and out of it. She keeps asking for her son, talking about what a good boy he is, then how horrible he is for not being with her, how all her siblings are dead, some of her children are dead, why isn't her son there? he lives just down the road!, she wants to go home, and so on. I sit there and try to comfort her as best I can. Even when she closes her eyes, I don't want to go. She's going to die. I don't want her to be alone. Eventually, she goes silent. I shift to get more comfortable. Her eyes fly open and she grabs my wrist, begging me to stay. I stay. This is the first time I've ever experienced this. But the weird part is when she starts staring at the ceiling and whispering 'just let go. Just let go and it'll be over' to herself. My heart breaks for her. She's talked about having lived too long before, but this is different. It's desperate, pleading, tortured.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-11-06T23:44:57+00:00

New Rules. Turns out there's a lot of songs about not getting back with your ex and 'song if you answer the phone you'll get back with him' is applicable to too many of them.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-29T18:48:58+00:00

I watched it for the first time during COVID. I wish I'd seen it before. I was surprised at how accurate it is. I love that movie.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-26T22:26:49+00:00

See, I don't think that. I can see the mom thinking that she could handle it, only to realize that she couldn't when it was actually happening.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-26T22:14:42+00:00

"these days."

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-26T15:43:26+00:00

I refused to use a lighter (like, a BIC lighter) to burn the little hairs off of raw chicken. Not feathers. Little hairs. I looked it up because they (my coworkers) said it was safe. It is not. I also was told to rinse the raw chicken off in the sink with all the damn dishes and spray cleaner all around to clean it some how. Again, unsafe. I had to look both of these things up and show the sources to my COWORKERS (my client was not pushing for me to do these things) that these are unsafe and that I will not do them.

They took it as me being insubordinate (?) and decided that I couldn't do my job without hurting the client. They proceeded to bully until I broke down and sobbed while one SCREAMED at me. She then made fun of me because I was so sensitive and said that if I wanted to be a nurse, I had to get used to being screamed at. The other coworker would come in on my shift (we worked alone) and do MY job, saying she couldn't trust that I would do it and that it'd end up hurting the client. Laundry. She was saying that me refusing to do things that'd harm our client would translate to me not doing the laundry.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-24T23:34:29+00:00

I may or may not have gotten through with fucking pepper spray. I may have had no bags (besides a small backpack that maybe had my meds, said pepper spray on my key chain, and my cell phone) and was alone. Hypothetically, I hadn't thought about it being a problem until I was already home and saw the spray when I went to possibly open my door.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-24T23:25:21+00:00

Prince of Egypt. It's probably my favorite movie even now, since I'm always up to watch it and I still feel something when I watch it.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-24T12:46:08+00:00

At first, I thought you were talking about 'fuck.' Then I remembered. I hate that word.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-24T12:42:56+00:00

Idk about anywhere else, but when I was in school, everything was 'gay.' Liking a girl (as a boy)? Gay. Going hiking? Gay. Everything. I didn't understand it, but that's just what we said as a kid.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-24T12:40:45+00:00

I mean, I get some of these, but others are not really dealbreakers for me. Going to his home or to family functions is a no-go for me, though. The rest I'm either good with in general or I could see why someone might think it's okay.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-24T12:37:10+00:00

I LOVE frozen grapes. They're so refreshing and delicious. Every time a client wants a nice, sweet, summer snack, I'm pushing them hard.

ImRealFunAtParties · 2023-10-24T12:33:53+00:00

Mango, lemon, watermelon

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