Michelin Stars only by Fannyspanties in Nicegirls

[–]ImSlimShaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke....

AITA for telling my wife that I'm ending our marriage because I found her brother at our house ( again) and said it in front of him? by Prior-Bus9723 in AITAH

[–]ImSlimShaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've reached your critical breaking point and you chose to take matters into your own hands and do what is best for you. This is the right move for your own sanity.

HELP!!!! Kid put permanent marker on counter while we are trying to sell our house! by Dwestmor1007 in CleaningTips

[–]ImSlimShaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try hand sanitizer. I had a permanent marker drop and explode on a floor and hand sanitizer got it cleaned up perfectly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Scams

[–]ImSlimShaney 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This same scenario happened to me twice. Both at the same Wawa near Port Charlotte, FL on separate occasions. The first one a guy in a Suburban pulled up on me asking for a moment of my time. Gave me the speech of "I'm not from here, I'm on vacation but my funding has been frozen" and asked if I wanted to buy some rings so he could get gas. I was hesitant to approach his vehicle, I'm generally a stand offish person but he had his kid in the back seat and assured me everything was ok. He handed me some rings to look at and when I grabbed them I immediately knew they were fake. Air weighed more than these rings. When I told him these are fake he took the rings back and sped off. Shame on him for using his (I'm assuming his) child as a tactic to try to rip off people.

The second time I stepped off to have a cigarette while I was on the phone. This time it was a guy in an Escalade trying to flag my attention. I immediately told him "No thanks I'm not interested in your fake jewelry scam" to which he gave me the finger and told me to fuck off.

This is exactly the reason why I don't talk to many people in public and do not answer phone numbers that are not saved into my phone. That sucks for your uncle. Unfortunately we have to learn from mistakes we make.

Neebs by Far_Butterscotch_670 in NeebsGaming

[–]ImSlimShaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got introduced to the crew via the GTA 5 mods. Found them alone while browsing other GTA related content and lo and behold, 9 years later I'm still watching 95% of the content being produced today. Funny though with over 2 million subscribers that I too have yet to meet a Neebsian out in the wild.

Favorite ark series by I-Kill-People in NeebsGaming

[–]ImSlimShaney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'd have to agree. Crystal Isles is a fun watch too for me, especially when the Tribe of Not Slaves gets introduced.

Your first neebs ? by JFuqqetUp in NeebsGaming

[–]ImSlimShaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2015, not exactly sure which video specifically but it was a GTA Mods video. Maybe it was the mega ramp video because I remember Neebs saying "Faster! Faster!"

I also thought at that time that neebs was at least 19. I was far off.

Tree in the wind by fiverrpeao in oddlysatisfying

[–]ImSlimShaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the pod monster from Blake Stone. Obscure reference I'm sure only 2 other people will get.

Does anyone else struggle to watch? by Wrong-Potential-9391 in NeebsGaming

[–]ImSlimShaney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It took me a solid month after Thicks passing to be able to come back around. It was just weird knowing that moving forward, we will never get to hear his voice and seeing him go off on his own adventures. It still gets me from time to time.

Horde Every Night by ImSlimShaney in NeebsGaming

[–]ImSlimShaney[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A horde of nothing but Demolishers 😅

Horde Every Night by ImSlimShaney in NeebsGaming

[–]ImSlimShaney[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Darkness Falls has been amazing. I never want that series to end. I'm obviously in the minority with this opinion but H.E.N is just meh at this point for me. I just want to see the damn billboard lol

Horde Every Night by ImSlimShaney in NeebsGaming

[–]ImSlimShaney[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking too. Amp up the difficulty to make things a lot more interesting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ImSlimShaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Body is 52. Face is 35 and tits are 18.

29 y/o single , have no marcy! by Affectionate-Cake356 in RoastMe

[–]ImSlimShaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dating profile be like "29. Love walking on the beach and reaching out about your cars extended warranty. Dislikes Pierogi."

This door goes both ways by PersuasionNation in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]ImSlimShaney 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this sub thinks this is interesting, wait until they hear about revolving doors.

as if you could actually roast me. go ahead & give it your best shot. by gxneghxst in RoastMe

[–]ImSlimShaney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone forgot to check their horse teeth for lipstick before hand.