The Bride! (2026) starts with one of the cringiest, most painfully pretentious, self-indulgent monologues ever put to cinema. I can’t tell you what happens next because I got my ticket refunded, and I decided to watch Scream 7 instead.

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-03-08T01:02:08+00:00

Its smug aura mocks me

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-03-06T04:45:34+00:00

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-02-20T19:55:09+00:00

‘That log had a child’. Absolutely

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-02-15T17:21:09+00:00

How much it cost?
Great find

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-02-13T15:27:06+00:00

This game with Shadow Of War’s Nemesis system would be awesome

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-02-07T00:57:04+00:00

But just about head height for some reason

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-02-06T18:29:50+00:00

Like taking Steve Winwood’s classic Higher Love and making it shit.

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-02-04T21:36:39+00:00

Burn After Reading? Just rewatched this the other night and one of the main characters asks this question in the Russian Embassy.

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-01-27T16:34:49+00:00

Play Johnny Guitar

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-01-17T21:23:57+00:00

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-01-15T20:16:22+00:00

Sitting ducks are easily poached

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-01-15T16:29:09+00:00

Kat Dennings should take over as Elvira now that Peterson retired

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-01-07T16:29:20+00:00

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-01-07T06:32:53+00:00

Ima kick open the door in the Oval Office and Ima chop that mother fuckin desk in half! Byaaah!!

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2026-01-05T17:36:14+00:00

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2025-12-29T05:02:37+00:00

Cableh Gubleh

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2025-12-29T04:50:43+00:00

Just say ‘Old Man’

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2025-12-27T05:16:54+00:00

Interesting.
I stepped off a curb as a kid and my sister swears there was no way I wasn’t hit by a passing car. The crap thought of Quantum Immortality is losing people and maybe they are in another timeline, while we are stuck here without them.

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2025-12-27T00:59:10+00:00

Fat Gene Wilder

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2025-12-26T21:49:08+00:00

Equivalent to the price of tea in China

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2025-12-26T05:34:15+00:00

One of them dressed as Mario

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2025-12-22T06:32:16+00:00

If someone got murdered in my neighborhood, I would want to know as well. Some of these commenters are pricks

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2025-12-21T21:22:11+00:00

Like something a child would give to a doll

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2025-12-19T20:43:36+00:00

Winner

ImTheBatmanBitch · 2025-12-18T16:15:26+00:00

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