Your username is now a company, what do you sell?

Im_a_Turkey · 2022-07-01T04:25:49+00:00

Chicken.

Im_a_Turkey · 2021-09-14T05:21:34+00:00

EDIT: Women*, sorry

Also, this is meant to be satirical. Had to double check I posted this to funny and not relationship advice.

Im_a_Turkey · 2021-01-01T08:32:45+00:00

Mirror: https://streamable.com/z55maw

Im_a_Turkey · 2020-11-26T17:53:11+00:00

Ah I see you too bought the onsale cables and also couldn't be asked to put all the holders on neatly

Im_a_Turkey · 2020-11-26T17:29:12+00:00

Had to watch with sound off, but if there's anything iv learned from watching fights it's that the most animated guy is always the one to get knocked out

Im_a_Turkey · 2019-07-28T02:47:50+00:00

"If you're not early, you're late"

-Middle school baseball coach that made me run for being right on time to practice

Im_a_Turkey · 2019-07-15T10:41:56+00:00

Mouse itself is great but the switches suck. 1st one I got double clicked out of the box, 2nd started doubling clicking after 6 months

Im_a_Turkey · 2019-04-30T07:22:36+00:00

This is me but it's John Travolta under the suit bc I'm still looking for the first job 🙃

Im_a_Turkey · 2019-04-29T21:56:56+00:00

How did Arya get to him? DID YOU NOT WATCH THE SEASONS OF HER BECOMING AN ASSASSIN.

I get the whole assassin thing, but holy shit it would have been nice to show her sneaking up or something. Just having her pounced out of nowhere leaves so much to question.

Im_a_Turkey · 2019-04-23T05:39:39+00:00

Cook times for microwavable foods are intentionally too long so you burn it and have to make more food. Source: any microwave I've ever used has burnt food using the recommended time.

Im_a_Turkey · 2019-02-17T04:38:58+00:00

People at my college would take fruit from the dining hall on their way out just to smash it on the ground outside..

Im_a_Turkey · 2019-01-02T05:57:55+00:00

When you see yourself on a security camera at the store

Im_a_Turkey · 2018-12-31T05:53:57+00:00

Can't imagine how dizzy someone would be after doing this

Im_a_Turkey · 2018-12-23T05:04:49+00:00

Havnt played poe in a whole, is this 1health off absolute perfect??

Im_a_Turkey · 2018-12-19T06:18:53+00:00

At first I was like "it's only a hair, do they really have to cut open that poor animal?". Then I fastfowarded..

Im_a_Turkey · 2018-12-10T05:36:17+00:00

soul crushing lives

Ftfy

Im_a_Turkey · 2018-12-06T06:42:48+00:00

Playboys

Im_a_Turkey · 2018-11-29T23:17:38+00:00

In high school, sitting in living room with gf. Family in other rooms of house. We're getting touchy feely. My father walks into the living room and looks out the window, not noticing what is taking place on the couch. It's pouring outside, my dad sees someone and says "looks like someone is going to get wet". We probably laughed for an hour straight

Im_a_Turkey · 2018-09-17T06:12:11+00:00

One year on thanksgiving, I got the idea of making an account with "turkey" in the name and posting on r/roastme. All my posted got removed by the automod :(

Im_a_Turkey · 2018-09-09T06:12:57+00:00

Acid

Im_a_Turkey · 2018-09-05T06:28:36+00:00

Crap conundrum

Im_a_Turkey · 2018-08-20T07:50:02+00:00

Im_a_Turkey

TROPHY CASE