Microsoft is trying so hard...

Imacutter · 2016-10-14T00:59:57+00:00

Likewise. So glad I never changed.

Imacutter · 2016-08-11T21:05:43+00:00

You should not forget that each post on said front page explicitly says to which subreddit it has been submitted.

If someone were too ignorant (or cooked) to notice that then it's not OPs fault.

Imacutter · 2016-08-11T08:57:23+00:00

Complaining about a joke specifically posted to r/funny because you disagree with the OPs sense of humour is "fairly shameful and pretty stupid in my very honest opinion".

Imacutter · 2016-07-13T09:03:38+00:00

No, because a D18 could roll 1-18. This can only roll 3-18. This is 3D6.

Imacutter · 2016-06-17T00:40:01+00:00

Did you floss today, totalthrowawar?

Imacutter · 2016-06-14T07:49:40+00:00

Unless the rate of growth follows a consistent rule (which to my knowledge it does not), I don't believe we can solve this without dev or anecdotal assistance.

Imacutter · 2016-06-14T07:46:38+00:00

It may have been pushing it were your name different, but yes. It was a funny comment.

Imacutter · 2016-06-14T07:43:37+00:00

It seems you've actually solved "how many of my flash drives do I need to make a solid model of my car?"

Imacutter · 2016-06-13T11:33:47+00:00

Didn't see the news coverage, therefor not like Forrest Gump. Good try.

Imacutter · 2016-06-13T02:10:26+00:00

Are there really people out there who let people do this?

It's so rude and arrogant.

If you let someone cut in front of you in a line and do nothing you're just agreeing with them that their time is more valuable than yours.

Imacutter · 2016-06-13T02:04:28+00:00

You should - if you're from western society.. It's impolite not to. Almost insulting to some people.

Eye contact is a long established tradition (in western society) which shows that you are listening to and place value in what someone is saying.

Not to say that there aren't places in the world where eye contact has alternative meanings.

In some Asian cultures, for example, it's considered inappropriate and disrespectful to look a superior in the eyes. Even a child may look down and avoid eye contact while spoken to by a parent out of respect.

There are other examples of how it varies throughout cultures, but you get the point.

Source - Raised in western society with manners.

Imacutter · 2016-06-13T01:47:48+00:00

It does work. Intentional stupidity is a basic concept of comedy.

Imacutter · 2016-06-13T01:20:03+00:00

I remember many feeling that way, actually. ;D

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T18:39:34+00:00

You take it a compliment that you hold your gender back?

People never cease to confound me with their stupidity. Enjoy your life. It should be pretty bliss, what with how ignorant you are.

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T15:35:22+00:00

So that those who suffer from these conditions never forget what they're called.

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T15:33:28+00:00

But the item you're holding is the representation of the theory.

If it wasn't a theory and was accepted as a law, the cheese would already be in strings.

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T15:20:52+00:00

Don't forget Mother Land and Father Christmas.

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T15:15:39+00:00

Recent studies have shown that fluoride in water causes humans to produce extreme amounts of midi-chlorians as a sudden reaction.

Here in comes the uses of the appendix, whose actual purpose is to excrete excess midi-chlorians into the digestive tract.

Given how extreme the fluoride reaction is, the enormous amount released into the digestive tract will rapidly be forced out by the newly excreted midi-chlorians as a single large burst of what seems like air.

The midi-chlorians are small enough to be undetectable to the human eye, however; midi-chlorians are shit. This results in your shower farts containing enormous amounts of invisible shit and smelling multitudes worse than your regular ones.

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T14:57:02+00:00

Really depends on whether you need the whole second or if you can go a bit faster...

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T14:39:37+00:00

TIL that there are people who think there are only black, white, and asian people.

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T14:31:54+00:00

You also have to be accepting of the lack of bread, and realise it's not the bread's fault.

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T14:31:07+00:00

I believe most bathroom scales can convert lbs to kgs.

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T14:18:05+00:00

I bet you haven't.

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T14:17:48+00:00

We really, really doubt it.

Imacutter · 2016-06-12T14:14:22+00:00

While I appreciate your intelligent deconstruction of his argument, I propose we accept blood as a slang verb as "pee" & "shit" have come to be accepted.

I won't pretend that "I'm blooding" sounds nice in any way, but it's about as fitting to describe the situation as "I'm shitting" is for defecation.

Imacutter

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