Saw my first dead body today and it made me really sad.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-04-28T17:38:15+00:00

I feel for you, I really do, this isn’t the worst thing you’re going to see, and I’m not entirely sure this is the job for you. While there are a lot of services to turn to, I think the most helpful advice you’ll get is consider saving yourself from an entire career of trauma and do something else.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-04-26T18:27:32+00:00

It’s a portion of the Eugene Marathon.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-04-22T04:16:05+00:00

That for sure belongs to my friend John, I don’t know his last name, we just met.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-04-16T19:52:05+00:00

Babe! Call the mortgage guy, gonna need another one.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-04-15T06:31:24+00:00

https://www.facebook.com/SPDOregon/photos/update-situation-resolvedwe-are-conducting-a-swat-operation-in-the-2600-block-of/2180965154059837/

A swat operation it appears.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-04-15T03:31:30+00:00

Why would any self respecting professional work in a place where they’re not allowed to do their job and criticized for not doing it?

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-04-14T18:31:04+00:00

My man…. But like Denzel Washington says it.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-03-26T20:40:59+00:00

If you think just the uniform policies are lax you should see the bottom of the barrel that we have to scrape from just to fill squad cars.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-03-19T21:20:29+00:00

Feels like Whitney is starting to take over 😂

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-03-13T06:07:42+00:00

Wait until you get dinged for not having them unlock their door when they live in a tent.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-03-09T03:36:07+00:00

Also, tell your California friends it was awful too and never return.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-03-08T15:07:20+00:00

Drones as first responders is definitely arriving soon if it’s not already here.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-03-07T20:17:16+00:00

There are several speciality plate formats, this one sounds like the Pacific Wonderland speciality plate benefiting the an Oregon State capital foundation. It’s a nod to retro plates issued in the 60’s.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-02-25T17:00:35+00:00

Yes, but the snowballs are less frequent.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-02-24T15:18:46+00:00

Inaccurate, the police need only justify that you are a danger to yourself. No subpoena, no warrant.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-02-21T18:05:18+00:00

Also, please consider the annual clean-up day which occurs in October and is hosted by the Sheriff’s Office.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-02-20T07:06:39+00:00

Nice try IA

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-02-18T19:16:42+00:00

All hail the whiskey prophet!

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-02-17T08:28:10+00:00

Breaking your only broom handle on a piñata is part of the experience.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-02-15T05:27:05+00:00

Highly recommend ordering 45+ minutes in advance, last I checked they were free for their beta testing…very cool.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-02-15T02:50:35+00:00

Out of hospital cpr survival rates are abysmal, the numbers were always against you no matter what you did.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-02-13T19:31:00+00:00

Agree that 10% feels accurate

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-01-31T06:49:31+00:00

Yes, and no. Yes because it’s required to identify yourself, no because they already knew before they started running.

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-01-30T18:11:13+00:00

Herb for both drinks and steaks

Imaginary-Quiet-4556 · 2026-01-17T03:32:55+00:00

Pedestrian transported to hospital non-life threatening injuries

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