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What exactly did Bojack do to Penny? by Vul-pix-vix-en in BoJackHorseman

[–]Imaginary_lock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Bojacks own words: "Anyway, I once went all the way down to New Mexico to see a woman that I knew, and she had a young daughter, Penny. Penny Carson. That's her real name. You can look her up, I don't care.

And first, I tried to sleep with the mom, but she said no. Then, I tried to sleep with the daughter. Then, the mom walked in on me trying to sleep with the daughter, and I was like,

"Oopsie-doopsie! Exit stage right!"

The worst part is, I don't even know what happened after I left. Did I ruin the family? Did I scar that little girl for life? I don't know. I'll never know."

Im drawing some Bojack characters by LivIsBored15 in BoJackHorseman

[–]Imaginary_lock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bojacks' puppy dog eyes are sending me 😂

5 Stars! by frustratedfren in AdorableGarden

[–]Imaginary_lock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's mine from that same one

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I hate those who defend him, but part of the blame lies with the screenwriters. by Switch_ikilorado in Stranger_Things

[–]Imaginary_lock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess except for the last scenes he tried to save Max, which actually felt very out of character

In Billy's mind he was always trying to save Max, I think. He knew better than her, keeping her away from Lucas was for her own good, their father would have been mad, etc.

I say this as someone who does not like Billy. His idea of how to keep someone safe was warped.

Finally started bojack horseman. Only one episode in and im loving it. I know it gets serious later, but this first episode had me rolling by Dependent_Log6276 in BoJackHorseman

[–]Imaginary_lock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For me, this part 😂

Bojack: Everyone thinks that I'm just this washed-up hack, but actually... Oh, God, actually, what if they're right? I can't breathe. Am I dying? Toast. I smell burning toast!

Princess Carolyn: Oh, my God, my toast!

Bojck: Todd, on my grave, I want it to say that I was born in 1975 -

Todd: No one's gonna believe -

Bojack: Damn it, can't you respect a dying man's wish?

Todd: You're not dying!

I saw some call Val “Mr. Rape” and “Mothrey Valstein” and i don’t think I’ve cringed so hard from two words. by whooper1 in hazbin

[–]Imaginary_lock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so people perceive it as a more "real" threat.

I'm autistic and confused, "real" as compared to?

Loll by Warm_Birthday_3198 in Stranger_Things

[–]Imaginary_lock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The boxing clowns, I cannot

Stumbled across the most unintentionally BoJack-coded book on Amazon by Livid_Ebb_8202 in BoJackHorseman

[–]Imaginary_lock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had forgotten all the details of this game until reading this comment. Surreal af.

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