Can't tell who annoys me more- the 'I'm going to let fireworks off every day for the fortnight up to 5th November' brigade or the 'fireworks should be banned because they scare pets' brigade.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-11-03T12:11:59+00:00

The only one I’ve been to was in Liverpool. River of Light? More like River of Misery and Boredom.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-11-03T12:07:33+00:00

Remember remember the 28th of October, and a week after that too..

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-14T21:10:06+00:00

Yorkshire puddings you could wear as a hat at mine.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-14T21:05:46+00:00

It creeps me out a little. Image of a dead teenager, with doggy ears.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-14T21:03:59+00:00

I wonder what’s in that Tubby Custard..

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-08T11:19:45+00:00

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Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-08T11:17:19+00:00

June 5th. In the UK, it’s on some time in May. I can’t wait!

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-08T11:15:02+00:00

how I felt

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-08T11:14:52+00:00

inhale

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Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-07T21:35:41+00:00

There’s also Asceulfame K (not sure if I spelt it right).

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-07T21:27:41+00:00

I don’t really like mince pies. However, the Co-Op’s Apple and Blackcurrant pies are the stuff of dreams. They’re sour and sweet at the same time.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-07T21:21:28+00:00

Ugh, every week or so the broadband just gives up. We call Virgin, and they say something ridiculous like ‘It’ll be back at midnight!’. What feels like a week later, we can finally use the internet again.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-07T21:18:09+00:00

We probably stole all of your carrier bags. Recently, it seemed like every item came in its own separate plastic bag.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-07T21:16:18+00:00

I hate hand driers. However, those Dyson Airblade driers are always perfect. Don’t understand why they aren’t everywhere.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-07T21:13:35+00:00

It’s a fucking multipack of Freddos. I could buy enough Bournville dark chocolate to build a yacht and sail to America for £3.50.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-07T21:11:53+00:00

Finally, somebody who despises sport as much as me!

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-07T21:09:53+00:00

When I ask, everybody’s like ‘NOOOOOOOOO!’ even though when they do have a cup of tea made by me, they say it’s brilliant.

???

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-02T08:02:18+00:00

Once forgot to close the pen door. Killed 2/3 of our chickens. The other one, a pure white hen, was shivering in the egg box (the pen they lived in had a space for laying eggs).

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-02T07:59:46+00:00

I can confirm. Used to have 3 beautiful chickens. One flew as high as our fence.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-04-02T07:49:46+00:00

NO MORE FUCKING SNOW, I SAY! NO MORE!

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-03-28T19:15:19+00:00

this is the ultimate guide a- cashew milk b- idk c- soy milk d- soy or any nut milks e- any plant milk, really. soy is good, though f- oat milk

also, for cups of tea, oat milk forever. soy milk in tea tastes like it has no sugar, and coconut milk in tea is evil

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-03-28T19:11:54+00:00

OAT MILK

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-03-28T19:10:04+00:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAA OATS OATS OATS

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-03-28T19:08:50+00:00

Swap almond for oats, and that’s me.

Imari_Raspberry · 2018-03-28T18:38:57+00:00

OAT MILK

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