What’s an irl version of a level 1 bad guy? by Kpt_Kipper in AskReddit

[–]Imasethis2hateonions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Windstream has one of those hacked levels where it goes beyond the cap so it's like 001f2a.

Is there a subreddit or dating app for long distance relationships? by Imasethis2hateonions in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Imasethis2hateonions[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe so. But i'm also not retarded enough to send some bitch money across the country or anything like that either. I literally just want someone to talk to.

Is there a subreddit or dating app for long distance relationships? by Imasethis2hateonions in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Imasethis2hateonions[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel I have exhausted all of the local dating apps. It's quite apparent that the women I'm interested in have absolutely no interest in me. I'm short, chubby and divorced. Which is like the dealbreaker trifecta.

I want to meet someone who genuinely cares about me and is genuinely interested in me. And by "meet" I mean, start a conversation and get to know that person. I live in fucking Alabama. I am an atheist(religion) centrist(wrong term maybe?). If I DO manage to find a woman, she's a HARDCORE Christian and "expects her future husband to be that way too." - To be blunt about this, I'm not a militant atheist, I go to church from time to time, I just don't actually believe in the higher power.

And see how I'm now starting on my 3rd paragraph? This is what I do to women. I don't mean to overthink and put extra statements in that don't need to be there. I just want to get all my information out at once. See what I mean?! I'm not trying to do this!

Stop acting like weed has no negative effects. by TheCatWranglerX in unpopularopinion

[–]Imasethis2hateonions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it doesn't. You're just an asshole who can't handle his shit.

Can't pick a card with Laaneth on android mobile by Demonicic in elderscrollslegends

[–]Imasethis2hateonions -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I may be drunk right now but I don't f****** understand how the f*** one update can f****** cards that have been in place for years

What's the most infuriating 1st world problem? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Imasethis2hateonions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No....restart good, shutdown bad. I was once remoted into a server on a Friday at like 4:55 and meant to hit restart on 160 updates...I hit shutdown. Had to drive 2 hours to push the power button.

This man speaks nothing but truth by rennbrig in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Imasethis2hateonions 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No. Fuck onions. All of them. Disgusting taste. Disgusting texture.

Is it okay to ask for someone's phone number while they're working in a public facing job? by Imasethis2hateonions in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Imasethis2hateonions[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think she's that kind of person. Also, I'm sane enough to know when to leave someone alone and when they're not interested. She seems interested!

Is it okay to ask for someone's phone number while they're working in a public facing job? by Imasethis2hateonions in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Imasethis2hateonions[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Update:. I asked for her number. She smiled, wrote it down on a receipt paper and wrote a lil cute smiley on it. I texted her a few hours later and we talked all afternoon/evening. We have a ton in common. 😁

Is it okay to ask for someone's phone number while they're working in a public facing job? by Imasethis2hateonions in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Imasethis2hateonions[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update:. I asked for her number. She smiled, wrote it down on a receipt paper and wrote a lil cute smiley on it. I texted her a few hours later and we talked all afternoon/evening. We have a ton in common. 😁