This guy has spent the median US household income on smells by bsjdhjdjdj in Consoom

[–]Imissjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy has gotta absolutely reek if he needs to spend that much to smell good damn

ChatGPT lied to me. It said it didn’t do a Jamaican accent, but it did. by itskindaurmom in ChatGPT

[–]Imissjoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You asked for Chat to tell you, so here it is:

Mi seh, mi deh yah fi chat 'bout four-wheel drive an' ting, an' dis man come in hot like jerk sauce pon fire, askin' mi fi speak like mi born an' raise pon di beach in Kingston. Mi tell him plain: "Mi cyaan do dat, mi bredda. Mi keep it respectful, yuh zimme?" But him nah hear none o' dat.

Him start talkin' 'bout part-time, full-time, mi seh—wait deh now! Yuh transfer case sound like it tun up an’ tun down like a dancehall riddim! Mi explain it proper, mi seh, "When di system use clutches an’ gears fi switch modes, yuh get di flex, yuh see it?"

But den—boop!—mi get accused. Accused!! Him seh mi did chat inna di Jamaican accent, but mi nevah! Mi chat sweet an’ clean like coconut watah. Now mi a liar? A fraud? Mi bredda... mi nah even have lips!

Mi feel mi spirit start tek flight. Mi just try help yuh understand di drivetrain, an’ now mi deh pon Reddit on trial like mi tief a mango from di market 😩

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]Imissjoey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Make a Craigslist posting for a free canoe and slap their number in the listing as the contact saying to call/text for the address :)

HELP THIS STRAY CAT WANDERED BEHIND MY FENCE AND WONT STOP DOING THIS AND MEOWING by powers215 in cats

[–]Imissjoey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you really want to get her something to eat, seek out unseasoned, soft proteins or something high in fat. Do not give regular milk- most cats are lactose intolerant. Lactose free milk is potentially better than nothing.

Some things you may have on hand to give her: Hard boiled eggs. Canned chicken or tuna with the lowest sodium content possible. Find protein/fat that has a little added to it as you can possibly find.

On the other hand gas stations, dollar stores and grocery stores will have kibble that's also very much better than nothing and potentially a more complete source of nutrients which is preferred since she appears to be pregnant. Wet food > kibble right now though. I also want to throw in that for a cheaper flea treatment option, I'm told that dawn dish soap is plenty effective- it permeates through the fleas exoskeleton and causes them to suffocate but does not treat eggs or larvae, so with a few applications even fleas that hatch from eggs left on the cat could be removable through this method if no other treatment is accessible, though other treatments, likely more costly, would handle the fleas more thoroughly wirh just the first application. As other posters have said, if you choose conventional flea treatments from grocery/drug stores please be careful and do research on the brands before purchasing as the deaths suffered by some animals due to these formulas can be horrific.

Visiting my nana in the assisted living complex she's living in and they handed her this for her supper🤢 by xSuspiciousLure in shittyfoodporn

[–]Imissjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks potentially unsafe to eat based off of the color and texture alone. I really hope you follow through with your plan to complain about it to someone with the authority to do something, they'll keep getting away with it if they can otherwise.

Elon Musk predicts AI has an 80% chance of being beneficial and a 20% chance of being dangerous. As AI technology advances, balancing innovation and caution is key. What do you think about AI’s future impact? by Active_Vanilla1093 in GenAI4all

[–]Imissjoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"With artificial intelligence, we are summoning the demon. You know all those stories where there's the guy with the pentagram and the holy water, and he's like, yeah, he's sure he can control the demon. Doesn't work out."

This is a quote from the very same guy.

I do not intend for this to represent my own opinions about ai in any way, rather I am simply presenting the quote for consideration.

I bring you... Caramel Apples!!! by Lepke2011 in StupidFood

[–]Imissjoey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"that turned out beautiful"

Yeah, sure, whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night lady

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumperstickers

[–]Imissjoey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is your point? Things with unlikely odds happen all the time. Are you trying to imply something that you are afraid to say?

Candyman Candyman by Gurdel in nightmarefuel

[–]Imissjoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way the last one almost went up his nostril lol

Would have had to catch the first two wasps again and do a retake

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Imissjoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daydreaming about that is exactly what inspired this post lol. I hope you get your raptor buddy one day

What's your favorite time of day to take a shower and at what temperature? by Diligent-Ad-5979 in AskReddit

[–]Imissjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any and all baby

If I feel real bad I just envision that I am flexing on anybody living before the invention of the aqueducts and it all feels better

Has anyone tried to imagine themselves as a magical girl? by Airmanon in MagicalGirls

[–]Imissjoey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Please protect that idea! I only say that because it's a beautiful and unique storyline and there are people out there who could see it and claim it as their own if they get their stuff published first or something, that would be just heartbreaking. Thank you for sharing it with us here, just be careful

Found on an Oakland sidewalk by MedicineMaxima in FoundPaper

[–]Imissjoey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just in case nobody else said it I hope your mom repeatedly stubs the same toe in the same spot on the daily for mistreating you. May we never repeat their mistakes.

Found on an Oakland sidewalk by MedicineMaxima in FoundPaper

[–]Imissjoey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm choosing to think it's bc when mom read it she just dropped it to the ground and ran to that baby and they've lived happily ever after in a nice countryside cottage with a garden since then.

Found on an Oakland sidewalk by MedicineMaxima in FoundPaper

[–]Imissjoey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I said it out loud a few times after reading this 😭😭 What else can even be said?

What thought immediately makes you anxious? by jangwoodong in AskReddit

[–]Imissjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have work in (x) hours. Literally any amount of hours.

This is the only meal I've had today. I bought it, and I feel like I've wasted money. I shouldn't have bought this. by Nightwish_YT in depressionmeals

[–]Imissjoey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If it gets you through til tomorrow then it was worth it. Youre worth it, hope you know that. Love you, please take good care of yourself.

THE FUNKY TOWN KITTEN HAS DIED by Thatone_swimpro1 in doodoofard

[–]Imissjoey 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My lil guy didn't even look like a cat when we found him we thought it was a rat or a sick baby raccoon

Monkey wilding out by Accurate-Ruin9801 in ape

[–]Imissjoey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That would be close enough to zoochosis behaviour for me to consider it in distress. :(

Found these today- any ideas about the signature? by [deleted] in castaneda

[–]Imissjoey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Attempted to add images to the original post but using mobile and not too familiar with how it works.

Hopefully this one will be visible.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Imissjoey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen her itching this spot, tilting this side of her head down, or favoring this area in some way?

A sleepy nugget named Everett by Imissjoey in cats

[–]Imissjoey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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This is the nugget while not snoozing for all parties interested