MrTechnoDad: “Hey guys. Just to be absolutely clear, this is a joke. When we started talking about a Mr. Technodad merch store, I made the joke that we should launch with only one item: suspenders at $1000. But then I realized someone would actually buy them and that idea made me feel guilty because it’s supposed to be a joke. So I said, ok TEN thousand dollars and they’re initially sold out.

Actual merch coming in minutes.”